[Closed] LOL Donkaments

the nuts! ship it!

and this... i like my play

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($147.30)
Hero ($129.30)
UTG ($173.80)
MP ($183.25)
CO ($134.55)
Button ($132)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, 7.
4 folds, SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2.

Flop: ($6) Q, 8, 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4.

Turn: ($14) T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.5, SB raises to $17, Hero raises to $25.5, SB folds.

Final Pot: $48

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $48.

he decided to pretend he has a flush but than figured you had it, or he had a straight and than realized that he was drawing dead if you have a flush so he made an expert lay-down and saved $8.5

Noooo, don't bring the Click-it-back bluffs here

$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($3.62)
CO ($1.00)
BTN ($1.96)
SB ($1.41)
BB ($1.44)
[CO posted $0.02]

Pre-flop: ($0.05, 5 players) Hero is UTG 2♥ 2♠
Hero raises to $0.1, CO calls $0.08, BTN calls $0.1, SB calls $0.09, 1 fold

Flop: A♥ 9♠ 2♦ ($0.42, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.3, CO calls $0.3, 1 fold, SB folds

Turn: 7♥ ($1.02, 2 players)
Hero bets $0.6, CO goes all-in $0

River: 3♦ ($1.62, 2 players)

Final Pot: $1.62
Hero shows: 2♥ 2♠
CO shows: J♦ J♣

Hero wins $2 ( won +$1 )
BTN lost -$0.10
SB lost -$0.10
CO lost -$0.40

$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($1.88)
UTG+1 ($0.31)
CO ($1.88)
BTN ($1.30)
Hero ($1.92)
BB ($5.30)

Pre-flop: ($0.03, 6 players) Hero is SB A♥ K♠
UTG calls $0.02, 2 folds, BTN raises to $0.09, Hero raises to $0.31, 1 fold, UTG folds, BTN goes all-in $1.21, Hero calls $0.99

Flop: 7♣ 8♥ 8♣ ($2.64, 2 players)

Turn: J♣ ($2.64, 2 players)

River: 9♣ ($2.64, 2 players)

Final Pot: $2.64
BTN shows: 2♣ K♦
Hero shows: A♥ K♠

BTN wins $2.38 ( won +$1.08 )
UTG lost -$0.02
Hero lost -$1.30

$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($2.02)
UTG+1 ($0.82)
CO ($0.38)
BTN ($2.33)
SB ($1.38)
Hero ($2.00)

Pre-flop: ($0.03, 6 players) Hero is BB K♥ K♦
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.02, CO raises to $0.04, BTN calls $0.04, SB calls $0.03, Hero raises to $0.2, UTG+1 folds, CO calls $0.16, BTN folds, SB calls $0.16

Flop: 3♥ 9♣ 7♦ ($0.66, 3 players)
SB bets $0.66, Hero goes all-in $1.8, CO goes all-in $0.18, SB goes all-in $0.52

Turn: 4♥ ($3.82, 3 players)

River: T♦ ($3.82, 3 players)

Final Pot: $3.82
SB shows: 3♣ T♥
Hero shows: K♥ K♦
CO shows: 7♥ 8♥

SB wins $2.88 ( won +$1.5 )
Hero wins $0.62 ( lost -$1.38 )
BTN lost -$0.04
UTG+1 lost -$0.02
CO lost -$0.38

micro limits, but still.. ^^

Originally posted by SonicXT
Noooo, don't bring the Click-it-back bluffs here

I just tried to imagine what was going on in the villains head

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Hero ($176.70)
BB ($107.05)
UTG ($109.35)
MP ($53.45)
CO ($95)
Button ($134.40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
UTG raises to $4, MP calls $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $14.

Flop: ($41) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $158.7 (All-In), MP calls $35.45 (All-In).

Turn: ($111.90) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($111.90) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $111.90

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Qh (one pair, sixes).
MP has Kh 7h (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: MP wins $111.90.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Button ($195.20)
SB ($116.65)
BB ($151.85)
UTG ($170.05)
Hero ($123.35)
CO ($98.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , .
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, UTG raises to $15, Hero calls $10.

Flop: ($31.50) , , (2 players)
UTG bets $10, Hero raises to $40, UTG calls $30.

Turn: ($111.50) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $68.35 (All-In), UTG calls $68.35.

River: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $248.20

Results in white below:
UTG has Qh Ah (two pair, aces and queens).
Hero has Ad Kc (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome:

what was he thinking calling that..

Ongame Network No-Limit , $0.50 BB (10 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG+2 ($9.75)
MP1 ($49.50)
MP2 ($60.35)
MP3 ($50.85)
CO ($88.40)
Button ($48.20)
SB ($31.10)
BB ($48.85)
Hero ($51.80)
UTG+1 ($14.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3♦, 3♣.
Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($3) 8♣, K♣, 3♠ (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $1, MP1 folds, MP2 raises to $3, CO calls $3, SB folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $16, MP2 folds, CO calls $13.

Turn: ($38) 9♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $35.3 (All-In), CO calls $35.30.

River: ($108.60) A♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $108.60

Results in white below:
Hero has 3d 3c (three of a kind, threes).
CO has Kh 2h (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $108.60.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $8.80
Hero (SB): $9.50
BB: $12.45
UTG: $32
MP: $12.20
CO: $8.50

Pre-Flop: A♠ Q♣ dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.35, Hero calls $0.30, BB calls $0.25

Flop: ($1.05) 6♦ Q♠ 5♣ (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $0.70, Hero raises to $1.90, BB folds, BTN calls $1.20

Turn: ($4.85) 4♥ (2 Players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

River: ($10.85) 8♥ (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $3.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $3.55

Results: $17.95 Pot ($1.75 Rake)
BTN showed 9♣ 3♠ (Queen Nine high) and LOST (-$8.80 NET)
Hero showed A♠ Q♣ (a pair of Queens) and WON $16.20 (+$7.40 NET)

Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)
[tg]CO$97.85:///////;BU$74.01:///////;MP2$658.75:///////;MP3$198.13:///////;Hero$174.71:///////;SB$101.80:///////;[/tg]
0.50/1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q♠, Q♣
MP2 raises to $2.00, MP3 calls $2.00, CO folds, BU raises to $6.00, SB folds, Hero calls $5.00, MP2 calls $4.00, MP3 calls $4.00.

Flop: ($24.50) K♦, 2♠, Q♦ (4 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $23.28, MP3 calls $23.28, BU raises to $68.00, Hero raises to $112.72, 2 folds, BU raises to $68.01 (All-In).

Turn: ($251.79) 4♥
River: ($251.79) 6♣

Final Pot: $251.79

Results follow (highlight to see):
BU shows [ 9s, 5s ] high card King
Hero shows [ Qs, Qc ] three of a kind, Queens
Hero wins $44.71 USD with three of a kind, Queens.
Hero wins $204.08 USD with three of a kind, Queens.

And the winner is ...

what did he have sonic ?

9 high backdoor flush draw.

Yeah, i was bluffing, sure thing!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (3 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($71.90)
Hero ($140.10)
Button ($196.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
Button calls $1, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($3) , , (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, Button raises to $6, SB folds, Hero raises to $18, Button calls $12.

Turn: ($39) (2 players)
Hero bets $26, Button calls $26.

River: ($91) (2 players)
Hero bets $95.1 (All-In), Button calls $95.10.

Final Pot: $281.20

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Button mucked (8h 9d, two pairs, nines and fives)
Outcome: Hero wins $281.20.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

SB ($281.25)
BB ($290.80)
UTG ($87.50)
Hero ($98.50)
CO ($205)
Button ($104.10)

Preflop: Hero is MP with , .
UTG raises to $4, Hero calls $4, 2 folds, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($16) , , (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $10, Hero calls $10, SB folds, BB folds.

Turn: ($36) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($36) (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $40, UTG calls $40.

Final Pot: $116

Results in white below:
UTG mucked 5h 5s (flush, ace high)
Hero has 2c 2d (four of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $116.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

BB ($133.10)
UTG ($102.25)
Button ($138.90)
Hero ($178.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $25, BB calls $16.

Flop: ($50) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $33, BB raises to $70, Hero raises to $121, BB calls $38.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($266.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($266.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $266.20

Results in white below:
BB mucked (6d 9c, a pair of sixes)
Hero has Qs Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $279.10.

Originally posted by helemaalnicks
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (4 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

BB ($133.10)
UTG ($102.25)
Button ($138.90)
Hero ($178.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $9, Hero raises to $25, BB calls $16.

Flop: ($50) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $33, BB raises to $70, Hero raises to $121, BB calls $38.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($266.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($266.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $266.20

Results in white below:
BB mucked (6d 9c, a pair of sixes)
Hero has Qs Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $279.10.

as a side note, villain said "i have AK, i'll show" before he called

no no no, he said "AK" "I'll show"
That probably means he put nick on AK. Which of course made it ok to call with bottom pair no draw ♦

obv 2 bullets from now-commited preflop aggressor = GREAT TIME to bluff with QT high

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

CO (t1725)
Button (t1385)
SB (t1380)
BB (t1870)
Hero (t1470)
UTG+1 (t1590)
MP1 (t1530)
MP2 (t985)
MP3 (t1565)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, Q.
Hero raises to t90, 1 fold, MP1 calls t90, 6 folds.

Flop: (t225) 3, 2, J (2 players)
Hero bets t150, MP1 calls t150.

Turn: (t525) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t400, MP1 raises to t1290, Hero calls t830 (All-In).

River: (t3045) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2985

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qc (two pair, queens and twos).
MP1 has Th Qh (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins t2985.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (3 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB (t4470)
BB (t1030)
Hero (t8000)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, K.
2 folds.

Final Pot: t150

Results in white below:
No showdown. BB wins t150.

same villain

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t800 (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB (t1550)
Hero (t11950)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
Hero raises to t11950, 1 fold.

Final Pot: t100

Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins t100.

btw, i lost.

Full Tilt Poker, $2 + $0.25 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 25/50 Blinds, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: 1,630
Hero (BB): 1,305
UTG: 930
UTG+1: 1,735
MP1: 1,410
MP2: 4,870
CO: 195
BTN: 1,425

Pre-Flop: (75) J♣ J♦ dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to 100, 5 folds, Hero raises to 300, UTG+1 calls 200

Flop: (625) J♥ 9♠ 7♦ (2 Players)
Hero bets 400, UTG+1 calls 400

Turn: (1,425) 2♦ (2 Players)
Hero bets 605 and is All-In, UTG+1 calls 605

River: (2,635) 3♠ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 2,635 Pot
Hero showed J♣ J♦ (three of a kind, Jacks) and WON 2,635 (+1,330 NET)
UTG+1 showed Q♣ 9♣ (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-1,305 NET)

fishiest one i met today, i love em ♦