Originally posted by BOBOsvk
JB and NIB want me to make vids for EN community. I think there's <3 and Tim (hopefully) to do it here. Maybe I have a different approach in some aspects but not sure if this would be the right idea, and i am not the one to decide.
Make a video in Slovak, and I'll dub it into God's Own Language for you. It's the least I can do after you showed me the code for all those obscure, semi-obscene Skype smileys. I owe you one.
Originally posted by jbpatzer
Originally posted by BOBOsvk
JB and NIB want me to make vids for EN community. I think there's <3 and Tim (hopefully) to do it here. Maybe I have a different approach in some aspects but not sure if this would be the right idea, and i am not the one to decide.
Make a video in Slovak, and I'll dub it into God's Own Language for you. It's the least I can do after you showed me the code for all those obscure, semi-obscene Skype smileys. I owe you one.
I'll annotate it with anecdotes of when I played a hand really badly with you sweating and rather than offering practical advice, you just laughed really hard down the mic. It's the least I can do after you openly ridiculed me for all those obscure, semi-obscene hands I butchered.
Originally posted by nibbana
Originally posted by jbpatzer
Originally posted by BOBOsvk
JB and NIB want me to make vids for EN community. I think there's <3 and Tim (hopefully) to do it here. Maybe I have a different approach in some aspects but not sure if this would be the right idea, and i am not the one to decide.
Make a video in Slovak, and I'll dub it into God's Own Language for you. It's the least I can do after you showed me the code for all those obscure, semi-obscene Skype smileys. I owe you one.
I'll annotate it with anecdotes of when I played a hand really badly with you sweating and rather than offering practical advice, you just laughed really hard down the mic. It's the least I can do after you openly ridiculed me for all those obscure, semi-obscene hands I butchered.
Open ridicule is an underrated pedagogical technique. I wish I could use it myself, but I'd probably get fired, such is the sad, political correctness of 21st century Britain.
Originally posted by jbpatzer
Open ridicule is an underrated pedagogical technique. I wish I could use it myself, but I'd probably get fired, such is the sad, political correctness of 21st century Britain.
I have to agree, I'm thinking of employing Boris' techniques on my own children. I don't think I can be fired for doing so, though I'm sure Mrs N will try to convince me that carrot >> stick.
Nothing more to say but even a big giraffe needs to drink.
I lost about 11bis from the stake. 29 bis to go ♦. Whatever. Just have to keep playing my best and it will eventually turn around, or maybe not.
Oh and I forgot to mention that the biggest loss is from being disconnected for 5 mins 
and ev is ofc rigged, this hand at 30$ sng, ev is 32$ so +2dollaz on the graph, kewl
Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25.00/t50.00 Blinds - 6 players - View hand 1734305
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
BTN: t1470.00 29.40 BBs
Hero (SB): t1160.00 23.20 BBs
BB: t1570.00 31.40 BBs
UTG: t1760.00 35.20 BBs
MP: t1730.00 34.60 BBs
CO: t1310.00 26.20 BBs
Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is SB with A 
A 
UTG raises to t125, 3 folds, Hero calls t100, BB calls t75
Flop: (t375) 9 
J 2 
(3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets t200.00, Hero raises to t450, BB folds, UTG raises to t1597, Hero calls t585 all in
Turn: (t2445) T (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t2445) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t2445
Hero shows A A
UTG shows Q J
UTG wins t2445.00
2 regaments found from today, everyone is checkraising or donkin into me so finally i had something:
Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75.00/t150.00 Blinds - 3 players - View hand 1734307
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
SB: t3510.00 23.40 BBs
Hero (BB): t4295.00 28.63 BBs
BTN: t1195.00 7.97 BBs
Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BB with 7 3
1 fold, SB calls t75, Hero checks
Flop: (t300) Q 3 3 (2 players)
SB bets t150.00, Hero raises to t500, SB calls t350
Turn: (t1300) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t3645.00, SB calls t2860 all in
River: (t7020) J (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t7020
SB shows 4 Q
Hero shows 7 3
Hero wins t7020.00
Poker Stars No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25.00/t50.00 Blinds - 4 players - View hand 1734308
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter
CO: t4205.00 84.10 BBs
BTN: t1235.00 24.70 BBs
Hero (SB): t2040.00 40.80 BBs
BB: t1520.00 30.40 BBs
Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is SB with 2 2
2 folds, Hero raises to t100, BB calls t50
Flop: (t200) A 2 A (2 players)
Hero bets t100.00, BB raises to t270, Hero raises to t450, BB raises to t1420, Hero calls t970
Turn: (t3040) K (2 players)
River: (t3040) 9 (2 players)
Final Pot: t3040
Hero shows 2 2
BB shows K 8
Hero wins t3040.00
you do realise that EV is calculated with the combination of all SD hands, not just the one you bust
Originally posted by lessthanthreee
you do realise that EV is calculated with the combination of all SD hands, not just the one you bust
yea sure (SD and NON-SD), but there's a big difference if you bust first hand AI preflop with KK vs A2 or if you bust on the bubble vs the chipleader.
So I think chip EV is much better here, but still pretty useless in most cases.
Call me THE POKER POLICE
Hello Boris,
We have concluded that the play of 'xyz' and 'xyz'
violated the integrity of our games. They have been informed that
they are no longer welcome to play on our site. In addition they
were disqualified from events in which their unfair play affected
the outcome. Players who advanced as a result have been
compensated appropriately.
...
Your total credits therefore amount to $69.29.
...
So this makes 4/4 correct :). Maybe I should reply and tell them to keep 70$ and make me run g00t instead ?
lol, this is sick. I obv don't play 6-max, still would like to know what were you clues 
GL on 5/5
lol you must pay really close attention to see all these colluders. very impressive
The first thing to look at is:
1. 3 lobbies waiting for 1 player and all of a sudden 2 players from Uzbekistan (or any other country) register to 4th game
2. Search those two guys and sharkscope and realize they played last hundred/s games at the same tables
3. REPORT!
There were some guys i haven't reported because i don't join those tables sometimes. But when i want to make someone's day special i do and based on if i lose or win i report. If i win i don't report usually but if i get tilted because something happened on other table i do report them ♦
Originally posted by Ic3g3org3
Blow off steam by reporting scum ♦ WP sir.
♦ ♦ +1
It´s good thing to do, report this garbage.
FMFL 11th in the BOP at 60$ lvl :f_mad:. I remember I had 800 points after 50 games (the 1st block i ended with 900 points after 100 games :f_biggrin:).
Anyway, I am improving every day! Finally hit some run g00d and yesterday i was playing only 30$ and 60$. Funny. Given the fact i moved to 30s only last month and i was playing 15$ for 6 months before and 5$-7$ for 1 year.
Want to move UP! I hope i can make something like 3-4% at the 60$ turbos and try some 100s. I was looking at them yesterday and some games looked like 15$ in terms of regs being registred.
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