I play too in jokerstars.com

Originally posted by Vygantas82
yeah as we all now because sometimes i dear to doubt about fairness of online poker i'm cursed to die virgin, i will not have friends and i will die as homeless man in Nigeria not like you, knowing everything about poker, variance and math. And with that great knowledge you already reached nl10 and now making tons of money so i'm very proud and happy about you.

that fixation on sex, friends I'm not sure I understand - like I said it seems suspicious!!

but your obsession on being poor (money) I think I can - it stems from your overblown expectations you have of poker.
I did not say I was a poker genius, in fact there's a lot of areas where I need to improve, all I was trying to say was that if people understand poker, they won't create "Jokerstars" threads when they're getting beaten up by variance; and I believe I'm part of that group. They will probably self-reflect and try to improve and perhaps get a little emotional, but don't take it as far as creating a god damned thread where you whine about how badly you're being fucked over by a poker site!

That's all I was trying to say. Got a little angry, too, have to admit.

So what, people are calling AQ tranny hand, QQ bitches for ages now, why they can't call pokerstars jokerstars?

I'm through with this conversation, i said all i wanted to say.

I think you all suck ass.

Originally posted by Vygantas82
So what, people *who don't how to play them* are calling AQ tranny hand, QQ bitches for ages now, why they can't call pokerstars jokerstars?

FYP

Originally posted by fuzzyfish
I think you all suck ass.

Spoiler

Just adding some fuel, this thread needs more fuel.

[x] Nomination for next United Nations president secured.

As i sad hard guys from nl2-10 we all know you play your QQ and AA perfectly and i know that i have to learn a lot from you i admit that.
PS before fixing other people posts learn English first because you write even more horrible then me

Before saying to learn English to others, firstly learn it yourself.

I didn't correct your grammar, what I meant was, that AQ, and QQ is good hands, if you know how to play them. Don't go broke with QQ against a guy with 2% 4bet, and it continuous to be a premium hand.

I, personally, love QQ and AQ, just because they are good hands. I keep winning money with them, and that's all that matters, isn't it?

Is this joker ever ends????Hitting 69 bis downswing is really sick in 9 man stts

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by fuzzyfish
I think you all suck ass.

Spoiler

Just adding some fuel, this thread needs more fuel.

[x] Nomination for next United Nations president secured.

Thanks! I was kinda planning to set up my own peace mission to Syria, to delegate my personal view of this whole situation. With UN support this would be a lot easier.

Originally posted by staktas
Before saying to learn English to others, firstly learn it yourself.

I didn't correct your grammar, what I meant was, that AQ, and QQ is good hands, if you know how to play them. Don't go broke with QQ against a guy with 2% 4bet, and it continuous to be a premium hand.

I, personally, love QQ and AQ, just because they are good hands. I keep winning money with them, and that's all that matters, isn't it?

of course he should learn english in this english forum.

so do you my friend

you sucks at english too besides poker, as AO and QQ are good hands since english was invented somewhere before Jesus Christ, if you know how to dodge the first error a non- english speaker make very frequently : does not knowing how to use the basic verb to be

Ok. Now find a part in any of my posts, where I am telling that my English is flawless.

What I wanted to say, was that, if I can't speak very well, at least I don't judge how others speak...

oh cmon guys, stop this verbal abusement and start using your fists

Originally posted by Vygantas82
wake up man its free world now in the west. there is place for every opinion. and why should some1 even try to represent their bad run according to über strict nl5 players rules? If i don't like some post i ignore it.

I am with you man.. I still can not figure out these guys who write poinless few words "funny" comments or then post 1 picture per post. Trolling the forums?

What the hell, never had i heard of this thing.. Must be sad people with nothing else to do!

Sorry for being off topic!

Originally posted by RobertDaPro

Originally posted by Vygantas82
wake up man its free world now in the west. there is place for every opinion. and why should some1 even try to represent their bad run according to über strict nl5 players rules? If i don't like some post i ignore it.

I am with you man.. I still can not figure out these guys who write poinless few words "funny" comments or then post 1 picture per post. Trolling the forums?

What the hell, never had i heard of this thing.. Must be sad people with nothing else to do!

Sorry for being off topic!

Hey! I got tons of other stuff to do. In fact, I find it very hard to make some time for trolling. But someone has to do it.

P.S. I totally agree when it comes to freedom of speech. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. And aren't trolls expressing their views as well? Aren't we also part of this wonderful, free society? Aren't we also human beings. Do we not bleed when you hurt us?

P.P.S What's wrong with posting pictures? A picture can say more than thousand words. I found the picture of the rabbit (or similar animal) to be educative, eye-opening, shocking (but in a good way), dogma-breaking and somewhat erotic (but in a good, serious way, the way that makes you cry out of joy and truly realize, that TO BE and NOT TO BE is the same thing when you look at it on a cosmic scale). So do not mock the posted pictures if you are too uneducated to see the real, deeper meaning that the poster wanted to communicate.

ignore the trolls, take a break or go on some more session reviews, although ill assume your already doing that maybe just increase your study %, maybe the down swings tilting you a tad?

hope it stops for you buddy, good luck at the table

kind regards, alex

Originally posted by RobertDaPro

Originally posted by Vygantas82
wake up man its free world now in the west. there is place for every opinion. and why should some1 even try to represent their bad run according to über strict nl5 players rules? If i don't like some post i ignore it.

I am with you man.. I still can not figure out these guys who write poinless few words "funny" comments or then post 1 picture per post. Trolling the forums?

What the hell, never had i heard of this thing.. Must be sad people with nothing else to do!

Sorry for being off topic!

- OP thread title suggests tin foil hat wearer (no offence intended OP, unless ofc you do wear the foil lid), hence attracting a little good natured trolling.

- OP indicates that the thread is just a frustration vent at the vagaries of brutal variance, therefore funny comments >>>> helpful comments. How does a helpful comment help you run better?

- As a consequence Syria is doomed to put up with fuzzyfish peace negotiation and the world braces for nuclear winter (or zombie apocalypse, whichever comes first).

Edit: And I really don't have anything better to do.

Originally posted by CRI4BRA

Originally posted by staktas
Before saying to learn English to others, firstly learn it yourself.

I didn't correct your grammar, what I meant was, that AQ, and QQ is good hands, if you know how to play them. Don't go broke with QQ against a guy with 2% 4bet, and it continuous to be a premium hand.

I, personally, love QQ and AQ, just because they are good hands. I keep winning money with them, and that's all that matters, isn't it?

of course he should learn english in this english forum.

so do you my friend

you sucks at english too besides poker, as AO and QQ are good hands since english was invented somewhere before Jesus Christ, if you know how to dodge the first error a non- english speaker make very frequently : does not knowing how to use the basic verb to be

English was around over 2000 years ago? I don't think there was even a standardised spelling system until a couple hundred years ago (noting shakespears variety of spellings for the same word).

rawrrr mods pleease close this thread its getting abit embarassing now

Do you know what embarassing is?

1)116bis downswing in 9 man turbos
2)The last 4191 tourneys the green line never meet the red one
3)I am on permament downswing.Well played jokerstars.Well played

Proof or isnt happening?

In the end of the month i ll pay with my imaginary money the rent of the house.GG