[Closed] LOL Donkaments

Originally posted by p0kerQT
Well this was interesting to watch lol and the best hand won

Would be funny if 44 won on this board against TT ^^

And people say the games are tough now?

lol yeh that would be funny.... with all the preflop action I was thinkin it had to be a few monsters up against each other. But cant expect much better playin a low stakes trny.

I actually can't find the hand, but it was on NL5 SH. I had an overpair on the flop and betted something, then he reraised me to 2.10$. I decided to move All in, which was 2.15$, so he had 5ct to call for a 4$ pot or so, but he folded ;-)

Pretty funny

playing NL10 $3 CAP SH tables is the real donkarama!

guess leggopoker got its problems w/ cap tables, so sry for external link

http://www.pokerhand.org/?2633454
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2633467

Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)
[tg]SB$53.55:///////;BB$129.91:///////;CO$102.66:///////;BU$102.55:///////;MP3$95:///////;[/tg]
0.50/1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.8 by www.pokerstrategy.cc.

Preflop:
MP3 raises to $4.00, 2 folds, SB raises to $8.00, BB folds, MP3 calls $4.00.

Flop: ($17.00) 6♥, 9♥, J♦ (2 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks.

Turn: ($17.00) A♥ (2 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks.

River: ($17.00) 5♥ (2 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks.

Final Pot: $17.00

Results follow:
SB shows [ As, Ad ] three of a kind, Aces
MP3 shows [ Jh, Kd ] a flush, Ace high
MP3 wins $15.65 USD with a flush, Ace high.

from unam's BRB coaching:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

MP (t1880)
CO (t1250)
Button (t2155)
Hero (t3025)
BB (t1985)
UTG (t3205)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[:spade:], Q[:heart:].
2 folds, CO calls t30, Button raises to t120, Hero raises to t360, BB calls t330, CO raises to t1250, Button raises to t2140, Hero raises to t3025, BB calls t1625 (All-In), Button calls t15 (All-In).

Flop: (t8415) 4[:diamond:], Q[:club:], T[:heart:] (4 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (t8415) A[:club:] (4 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t8415) 5[:spade:] (4 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t8415

Results in white below:
BB has Ad 7d (one pair, aces).
CO has Jc Tc (one pair, tens).
Button has 5c 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Hero has Qs Qh (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins t8415.

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 100/200 Blinds, 8 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: 5,870
BB: 1,360
UTG: 5,595
UTG+1: 6,835
Hero (MP1): 1,540
MP2: 5,610
CO: 460
BTN: 11,540

Pre-Flop: (300) J♣ A♦ dealt to Hero (MP1)
UTG calls 200, UTG+1 raises to 900, Hero raises to 1,540 and is All-In, MP2 raises to 5,610 and is All-In, 6 folds

Flop: (4,480) 8♠ 9♠ K♥ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (4,480) K♣ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (4,480) 2♣ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 4,480 Pot
Hero showed J♣ A♦ (a pair of Kings) and WON 4,480 (+2,940 NET)
MP2 showed T♦ Q♣ (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-1,540 NET)

bad play by me I guess, but had to say ty for saving me... but then this happened a few hands later stupid donk lol... was the same guy

Full Tilt Poker, NL Hold'em Tournament, 120/240 Blinds, 25 Ante, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: 9,925
BB: 6,015
UTG: 1,010
UTG+1: 7,105
UTG+2: 5,385
Hero (MP1): 5,230
MP2: 4,000
CO: 2,950
BTN: 10,330

Pre-Flop: (585) K♦ A♠ dealt to Hero (MP1)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls 240, UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,200, MP2 raises to 3,975 and is All-In, 5 folds, Hero calls 2,775

Flop: (8,775) J♠ 5♠ 9♣ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (8,775) T♣ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (8,775) 9♥ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 8,775 Pot
Hero showed K♦ A♠ (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-4,000 NET)
MP2 showed 7♥ 5♥ (two pair, Nines and Fives) and WON 8,775 (+4,775 NET)

guess he really wanted my 50 c

put a nice little banner at the top of all this (see page 1)

nothing really to post.. haven't really played enough :(.

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $25
BTN: $57.40
Hero (SB): $41.85
BB: $18.65

Pre-Flop: K♣ A♣ dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, BTN raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.50, BB folds, BTN calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.25) 9♣ J♣ 6♣ (2 Players)
Hero bets $5, BTN calls $5

Turn: ($17.25) 2♦ (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $10.75, Hero raises to $33.35 and is All-In, BTN says "I gotta call just to see your cards I think" BTN calls $22.60

River: ($83.95) 8♣ (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $83.95 Pot ($2 Rake)
BTN mucked 5♥ 5♣ and LOST (-$41.85 NET)
Hero showed K♣ A♣ (a flush, Ace high) and WON $81.95 (+$40.10 NET)

Poker Stars, $3 + $0.40 NL Hold'em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG+1: 1,440
Hero (MP): 1,470
CO: 1,280
BTN: 1,800
SB: 1,500
BB: 1,580
UTG: 1,500

Pre-Flop: (45) 2♦ 9♥ dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to 180, 4 folds, SB calls 165, BB calls 150

Flop: (540) J♣ T♥ K♦ (3 Players)
SB bets 150, BB calls 150, UTG+1 raises to 1,260 and is All-In, SB calls 1,110, BB calls 1,110

Turn: (4,320) 9♣ (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
SB checks, BB bets 120, SB calls 60 and is All-In

River: (4,440) 8♠ (3 Players - 2 are All-In)

Results: 4,440 Pot
UTG+1 showed A♦ 6♠ (high card Ace) and LOST (-1,440 NET)
SB showed T♣ K♠ (two pair, Kings and Tens) and LOST (-1,500 NET)
BB showed Q♠ 2♥ (a straight, Nine to King) and WON 4,440 (+2,940 NET)

I wish I was as gud as BB

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t80)
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t16075
UTG+1: t25370
MP1: t90032
MP2: t28567
MP3: t8927
CO: t10978
Hero: t14176
SB: t14718
BB: t107057

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is Button with 6♦ 5♦
4 folds, MP3 calls t800 (pot was t1920), CO folds, Hero raises to t2400, SB folds, BB calls t1600 (pot was t5120), MP3 calls t1600 (pot was t6720).

Flop: 3♥ J♥ T♣ (t8320, 3 players)
BB bets t1600, MP3 folds, Hero raises to t4000, BB calls t2400 (pot was t13920).

Turn: A♣ (t16320, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2000, BB calls t2000 (pot was t18320).

River: 8♠ (t20320, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t3000, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t3000 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t20320

Originally posted by RMB
Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t400/t800
(Ante: t80)
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t16075
UTG+1: t25370
MP1: t90032
MP2: t28567
MP3: t8927
CO: t10978
Hero: t14176
SB: t14718
BB: t107057

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is Button with 6♦ 5♦
4 folds, MP3 calls t800 (pot was t1920), CO folds, Hero raises to t2400, SB folds, BB calls t1600 (pot was t5120), MP3 calls t1600 (pot was t6720).

Flop: 3♥ J♥ T♣ (t8320, 3 players)
BB bets t1600, MP3 folds, Hero raises to t4000, BB calls t2400 (pot was t13920).

Turn: A♣ (t16320, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t2000, BB calls t2000 (pot was t18320).

River: 8♠ (t20320, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t3000, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t3000 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: t20320

lol?

Wtf:|

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($40.95)
Hero ($50)
CO ($50)
Button ($47.25)
SB ($255.10)
BB ($78.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A, K.
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, CO raises to $7, 1 fold, SB raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $50, CO folds, SB calls $38.

Flop: ($107.50) T, 6, 9 (2 players)

Turn: ($107.50) 2 (2 players)

River: ($107.50) A (2 players)

Final Pot: $107.50

Results in white below:
SB has 7s 2h (one pair, twos).
Hero has Ad Kd (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $107.50.

NTES/BLINDS
x kingcobra1 posts blind ($15), ryano 29 posts blind ($30).

PRE-FLOP
gummitus folds, suljo007 calls $30, corsi13 calls $30, vimsan folds, NRG.Blaze bets $100, Helge Payer calls $100, x kingcobra1 calls $85, ryano 29 calls $70, suljo007 calls $70, corsi13 calls $70.

FLOP [board cards: QC,2S,TC ]
x kingcobra1 checks, ryano 29 checks, suljo007 checks, corsi13 checks, NRG.Blaze bets $300, Helge Payer folds, x kingcobra1 folds, ryano 29 calls $300, suljo007 folds, corsi13 folds.

TURN [board cards: QC,2S,TC,5D ]
ryano 29 checks, NRG.Blaze bets $1,100 and is all-in, ryano 29 calls $960 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards: QC,2S,TC,5D,3H ]

SHOWDOWN
NRG.Blaze shows [ AS,QH ]
ryano 29 shows [ 7S,KS ]
NRG.Blaze wins $140, NRG.Blaze wins $3,120.

Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $288.49
SB: $359.37

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A♦ 9♠ A♠ 8♠
Hero raises to $7, CO folds, Button calls, SB raises to $30, BB calls, Hero raises to $127, Button folds, SB raises all-in $329.37, BB folds, Hero calls all-in $161.49.

Flop: K♦ K♣ 7♥ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

Turn: 7♦ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

River: 6♠ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

Results:
Final pot: $611.98
Hero shows Ad 9s As 8s
SB shows Tc 7s Qc Ks

I guess that's why they call it omahahahaha...

Poker Stars, $1 + $0.20 NL Hold'em Tournament, 75/150 Blinds, 3 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: 3,685
BB: 5,850
Hero (BTN): 3,965

Pre-Flop: (225) Q♦ T♦ dealt to Hero (BTN)
Hero raises to 450, SB folds, BB raises to 750, Hero calls 300

Flop: (1,575) 3♣ K♣ 4♥ (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (1,575) 9♠ (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (1,575) J♥ (2 Players)
BB bets 600, Hero raises to 1,950, BB raises to 3,300, Hero calls 1,265 and is All-In

Results: 8,005 Pot
BB showed K♠ K♦ (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-3,965 NET)
Hero showed Q♦ T♦ (a straight, Nine to King) and WON 8,005 (+4,040 NET)

hahaha slowplayed this 1 to death

I hate slow players sometimes but he practically gave this one away

Originally posted by swissmoumout
Party Poker
Pot Limit Omaha Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players

Stack sizes:
Hero: $288.49
SB: $359.37

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A♦ 9♠ A♠ 8♠
Hero raises to $7, CO folds, Button calls, SB raises to $30, BB calls, Hero raises to $127, Button folds, SB raises all-in $329.37, BB folds, Hero calls all-in $161.49.

Flop: K♦ K♣ 7♥ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

Turn: 7♦ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

River: 6♠ (2 all-in - Main pot: $611.98)

Results:
Final pot: $611.98
Hero shows Ad 9s As 8s
SB shows Tc 7s Qc Ks

I guess that's why they call it omahahahaha...

zomg doublesuited, all-in!

Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)
[tg]MP3$1721.56:///////;Hero$1613.53:///////;SB$775.94:///////;CO$686:///////;MP2$600:///////;BB$969.40:///////;[/tg]
3/6 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with A♥, J♥
MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $12.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $40.00, 2 folds, MP3 calls $28.00.

Flop: ($89.00) 9♦, 3♦, 2♥ (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $65, MP3 calls $65.00.

Turn: ($219.00) 5♥ (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks.

River: ($219.00) 4♥ (2 players)
MP3 bets $1616.58 (All-In), Hero calls $1508.53 (All-In).

Final Pot: $9.00

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP3 shows [ As, 4s ] a straight Ace to Five
Hero shows [ Ah, Jh ] a flush, Ace high
MP3 wins $108.03 USD with a straight, Ace to Five.
Hero wins $3,232.56 USD with a flush, Ace high.

Best shove ever ♦

Originally posted by Timor83
Known players: (for a description of vp$ip, pfr, ats, folded bb, af, wts, wsd or hands click here)
[tg]MP3$1721.56:///////;Hero$1613.53:///////;SB$775.94:///////;CO$686:///////;MP2$600:///////;BB$969.40:///////;[/tg]
3/6 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Texas Grabem 1.9 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

Preflop: Hero is BU with A♥, J♥
MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $12.00, CO folds, Hero raises to $40.00, 2 folds, MP3 calls $28.00.

Flop: ($89.00) 9♦, 3♦, 2♥ (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero bets $65, MP3 calls $65.00.

Turn: ($219.00) 5♥ (2 players)
MP3 checks, Hero checks.

River: ($219.00) 4♥ (2 players)
MP3 bets $1616.58 (All-In), Hero calls $1508.53 (All-In).

Final Pot: $9.00

Results follow (highlight to see):
MP3 shows [ As, 4s ] a straight Ace to Five
Hero shows [ Ah, Jh ] a flush, Ace high
MP3 wins $108.03 USD with a straight, Ace to Five.
Hero wins $3,232.56 USD with a flush, Ace high.

Best shove ever ♦

but i has a straight