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Oh what a surprising start to the month. As usual I wasn't able to find a bookie to give me odds on losing at least 40 flips in a row, else once again I'd be a trillionaire.

These two fucking hands sent me into an absolute rage. Firstly because the first one is FT bubbling a $35/180 for my only chance of day saving, and secondly, BECAUSE THE NEXT ONE IS THE EXACT SAME RIGGED TO SHIT HAND!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars $32.13+$2.87 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1000/t2000 Blinds + t200 - 4 players

BB: t56296 M = 14.81
CO: t23010 M = 6.06
BTN: t41979 M = 11.05
Hero (SB): t32156 M = 8.46

Pre Flop: (t3800) Hero is SB with A K
1 fold, BTN raises to t4000, Hero raises to t8625, 1 fold, BTN calls t4625

Flop: (t20050) 6 9 6 (2 players)
Hero bets t8888, BTN raises to t17776, Hero raises to t23331 all in, BTN calls t5555

Turn: (t66712) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t66712) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t66712
BTN shows 9 8 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
Hero shows A K (a pair of Sixes)
BTN wins t66712

First off, this guy is an unknown, so I'm just thinking 3b or jam, 3b or jam. I really wanna jam because I think it's just better to take the dead money and run to get to the FT, but at the same time AKs is a hand to get max value from. Obviously Stars gives me a flop I can't get away from that I ain't going to fucking win, ven though im 52% favourite. I wanted to check back so as to give myself an excuse to get away on the turn, but this is just paranoia, I must make a ton more chips playing this hand this way than jamming pre, A TON MORE!!!!

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So then a little while later, same situation except in an 18m, once again a fish, except this time it's way more obvious we're committed to anything post as he starts off with 10bbs, dumps half his stack in the middle with T9o obv with intention of folding post. But look at the board and holdings, almost fucking identical to previous hand. OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE ONLY HAPPENS TO ME NO ONE ELSE ON EARTH EVER!!!!!!!!!

Poker Stars $13.89+$1.11 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25

BTN: t1947 M = 4.33
SB: t3487 M = 7.75
Hero (BB): t9357 M = 20.79
UTG: t5906 M = 13.12
MP: t1478 M = 3.28
CO: t4825 M = 10.72

Pre Flop: (t450) Hero is BB with J A
3 folds, BTN raises to t400, 1 fold, Hero raises to t830, BTN calls t430

Flop: (t1910) 7 9 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t400, BTN raises to t1092 all in, Hero calls t692

Turn: (t4094) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4094) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t4094
BTN shows 9 T (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
Hero shows J A (a pair of Sevens)
BTN wins t4094
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A $600 losing day which was upto a grand at one point. Still have not had any form of hot streak since 1835

60 bis down in 170 games. Yet another big swing of the season...YET ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! That's 500 AIPF's at 100 bb/100 below EV. Seriously mate, just hand me Stars software programmer on a plate n I'm gonna do serious time, I'd reduce him to liquid!!!

90bis down in 16hrs....I was. Now it's back to 65bis. Today has been yet another infuriating one. Games to note were getting to a $35/180 FT, got down to 4 handed typically with annoying regs and one fish. soulysoul who is in our skype chat and elevil, who I also know. Well, I sat and watched all 3 of them make mistake after mistake but the rng just doubled the all-in guy time and time and time again. All 3 of them must have doubled, halved, doubled, halved about 90 fucking times before I'm finally the cunt eliminated in 4th having been 2nd in chips at one point. YET ANOTHER day saver destroyed.

Then just a few moments ago, I'm down to 12 from 223 of a $77 6max, around $4k up top when this happens...

Poker Stars $70+$7 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1000/t2000 Blinds + t250

UTG: t48541 M = 10.79
MP: t29421 M = 6.54
CO: t54968 M = 12.22
BTN: t75249 M = 16.72
Hero (SB): t24426 M = 5.43
BB: t36637 M = 8.14

Pre Flop: (t4500) Hero is SB with K A
UTG raises to t4160, 1 fold, CO raises to t54718 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t23176 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t56012) 6 9 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t56012) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t56012) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t56012
CO shows Q A (two pair, Queens and Nines)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Nines)
CO wins t56012

Obviously the 95% flush draw flops and tbh totally expected the heart river...but oh, let's make it a change for once.

Seriously reckon had I won a certain 10 flips over the past 3 months I'd be sitting on $50k more.

Another god awful day of hell to complete yet another record smashing month in terms of worst ds ever ever ever ever, so that's like nearly every month this year then. By 2014 what's it gonna be, 400 bis a day?!?!?!?!

Almost a grand down today at 240 bb/100 below EV for 190 AIPF's!! Am down 100 bis in 21 hours. Anyone readin this, you EVER beat that in your entire life come back to this blog to post it. It won't happen..why? Cause I am the biggest run bad player alive!!!

AIPF's

Today I'd even dropped to more $3r's and less $60/18s and still blew off a grand for 50 bricks.

100 bis in 21 hours? I would be down 100 bis in each of the last two days in under 10 hours if I never reged the two 15$ 180's I won. Its really common in mtts bro... go back to 18 mans

All includes 18mans noob. 140 bis and rising fast...

Had to quit once again, -$4k in 25hrs now abi $28. Just do not know what to do. Hard to know whether to stop playing anything over $15 til I got this $4k back or if that's just -ev....this is just voiding my good November completely. Apparently variance owes u nothing yet u get punished to fuck when u win something only u dont get rewarded for running shit. 1000% rigged man just not even an argument against that fact.

2 min cashes in 280 tournaments more with more than 18 players LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Even the best mtt players are gonna have this happen over 5% of the time probably alot more it just so happens your downswinging at 18 mans at the same time your adding variance to your games so your getting more variance makes sense?

So I have read your blog backwards, and I must say it does keep getting better.

Good stuff ITT imo. I am not sure it is the right blog to follow for someone who is slow to move up the levels: it is obvious it just keeps getting worse. However, I will keep following

Lol reading in reverse order is well advised!

Each day is just more insane than the last, as if that was even possible, yet it's happening on this massively corrupt platform. Another half grand down the shitter today for 9 consecutive massive losing days. And that's not to mention I've won 2 $3r 180's one last night and one today, so a grand's worth...no difference though, just bricked absolutely everything else. Opponent's sets are flying in at an astronomical rate, on average I'd say 1 every 3 aipf pp encounters....for 9 days actually. Fucking hilarious how rigged online poker is, you think this could happen with REAL cards???? AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It just got EVEN worse fans and lovers. I've backed mrpaintball for 2% in the last 4 or 5 of his weekend MTT packages, naturally all bricks. This week was in fact his cheapest package ever with my usual stake amounting to around 5%...I forgot about it...now he's 2/6 in FTOPS#17 with $100k up top. #FMMFPOSFAMFPOSFL

panitball is now HU, $80k locked up, basically 5% would be my downswing brought back to even.

today's AIPF's

edit: he took it down for $104k

Past few days I've made nearly $3k and also took a 40k fpp bonus so am not far off back to break even. Imagine if I'd actually backed paintball aswell. God I got get over that. I can't.

Would have been another $1k more I feel as I scored around $800 getting 3rd in a $5 MTT hyper whereby on even stacks I limp the button with KK and RNG decides to give BB 2 pair. CHEA!!!

All back to normal today. $600 spunked over 50 bricks, featuring like ten consecutive coolers to go from CL with 10 left in two $15/180s to snap out of the game. Just so fkn boring this illegal site.

Nice Blog :f_p:

Gonna sum up 2012 pretty short n sweet (or sour). It's been both my best and worst poker year ever. Best in terms of how much $ I made, worst in terms of how I ran consistently terrible throughout it's entirety and that with a handful of hugely dominating hands won here and there could easily have been almost double the outcome.

The aim in 2013 is the same as usual, and as usual probably won't be achieved. And that's to play more, should be DOUBLE the hours I usually do. 2013 is more important than any previous in terms of volume though because the way poker's heading, we all have VERY limited time and edges are disappearing all the time, not in terms of players getting better (this simply isn't happening, if anything an ever increasing number of mediocre regs get worse!) but in terms of liquidity in the market, as slowly each country falls by the wayside to worldwide communism.

All the best next year and do try hard to get off your lazy ass and put in more volume ♦

it's staying on my lazy ass that's gonna get me more volume lol. Same to u bud