I deserve the book because I love reading interesting stories from interesting people!
I deserve the book because I want dem edge and because my body is ready for it.
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I deserve the book because iv been playing and learning for some time now and just cant figure out why i still suck, this book could really help me with ideas why so.
i deserve the book because i live in greece and poker is my only chance at making any money
I deserve the book because since i started playing poker this is the first time i'm stuck, so i need something that moves me in the right direction.
I deserve the book because I want to be the best poker player ever and I believe you can help. By the way I will buy the book anyway if you dont give me one.
I deserve the book because I have crafted a shrine for it with candles, incense, a 3 course meal and some expensive wine for its arrival.
I deserve the book cuz TT didn't transform me into a crushing player back in TTT days. Maybe he forgot smth that I can find in the book. ;p
I deserve the book because I am older, need to visit the bathroom often, and need to have some fresh reading material for my ablutions