Best yo mama jokes you heard

yo mama is so fat when she sits down she is 3 feet taller

yo mama is so fat when she jumps she gets stuck

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Originally posted by Alan883
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

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Something you could throw at Richard Feynman or Stephen Hawking: Yo mama's so fat that when she stands between us, I see images of you to her left and right!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says "viewer discretion is advised"

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

Your mom is so fat that when she walks out in a red shirt people think sun is rising.

Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Your mom is so fat that when she walks out in a red shirt people think sun is rising.

hahaha

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

Yo mama...

... got the clap so many times the doctor treats her for applause.
... so old, she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
... so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.
... so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
... so fat her memory foam mattress forgot.

so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

best i've heard sofar ♦

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps from joy she gets stuck.

yo momma so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her

For the British posters
Yo Mama's so fat when she falls down the stairs the neighbour's think Eastenders has finished

Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Originally posted by Thebridgedoc
For the British posters
Yo Mama's so fat when she falls down the stairs the neighbour's think Eastenders has finished

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!