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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
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Because it scares their dogs too much
Pssst, run jij ook onder EV? 
Dat heb ik nou nooit! 
I've created a shoe made out of Lego, so when you step on Lego it doesn't hurt.
You just get taller.
Originally posted by dannywratten
What did the zero say to the number 8?Nice belt!
L O L !!!
</thread> We have a winner!
Hey Haroldgold
I just edited your post. We don't allow any racism on the forum. This might not have been racist, but a certain population might be offended and we want everyone to feel welcome on the forum. I hope you understand.
My joke
Q: why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?
A: because if they go forward they would fall inside the boat.
I took a taxi to my court appearance the other day.
"What are you here for?" asked the driver.
"My bankruptcy hearing. You might as well come too."
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
Chuck Norris died yesterday.
Today he feels much better.
If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made from???
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made from???
Oh no!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Originally posted by FFRRAANNKKIIEE
If Olive Oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oils from Vegetables, then what is Baby oil made from???Oh no!
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
You no you both didn't.
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Two bad jokes, by definition:
What do you call a bee that produces milk?
Boobee
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.