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Yeah I get what you mean, doing the research is always a good idea. However these funny threads we can take with a pinch of salt, assuming that the jokes here are not offending to anyone and are posted in good faith. The religion stuff is always a bit tricky, so it's better to be careful.
Thanks for stopping by, captainc0ke!
Good morning! Here's Dan Bilzerian, version ermm.. exposed. ♦
Police officer: Sir, I must insist that you put some clothes on...
DB: You mean my pink tank top?
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Originally posted by Marta
Good morning! Here's Dan Bilzerian, version ermm.. exposed. ♦Police officer: Sir, I must insist that you put some clothes on...
DB: You mean my pink tank top?♦ ♦
PO: You have to go!
DB: Why?
PO: You used far too much baby-oil for your legs, they reflect the sun and disturb the players on the field!
Originally posted by junfandan
Here's another photo funny for you guys to have a crack at:
The feature table at the World Series of Strip Poker?
I think that there a lot of cracks at that table.
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Originally posted by captainc0ke
Ok I just wanted to indicate that Falco might think before posting...what religion Eli is practicing and what religion abides by the law of sharia...
Cheers
Hi,
maaaah, dont take it to serious. I found it funny. No offense meant! Just a bit sarcasm. Im from Vienna, you know, thats how we make jokes. And I also know where Eli comes from.
Cheers
Originally posted by Skyliner2111
PO: You have to go!
DB: Why?
PO: You used far too much baby-oil for your legs, they reflect the sun and disturb the players on the field!
Oh true, didn't notice the shiny legs. Well spotted!
Btw. it's worth checking out Dan's instagram profile. It's kind of different from what I'd call standard.
Originally posted by Skyliner2111
Originally posted by Marta
Good morning! Here's Dan Bilzerian, version ermm.. exposed. ♦Police officer: Sir, I must insist that you put some clothes on...
DB: You mean my pink tank top?♦ ♦
PO: You have to go!
DB: Why?
PO: You used far too much baby-oil for your legs, they reflect the sun and disturb the players on the field!
PO: Sir, I have the order to bring you to the chief of security for a routine personal search.
DB: Really? Me again?
Hi all!
Peter Eastgate doesn't look entertained. What is he thinking looking at Ivan Demidov who's probably taking forever to decide on his move?

My idea:
PE: Black branded cap. Mhm.. and they told me they didn't have any left.. The white one is full of the burger grease stains. Maybe I should get Vanish to wash them off...
Originally posted by Falco35
Originally posted by captainc0ke
Ok I just wanted to indicate that Falco might think before posting...what religion Eli is practicing and what religion abides by the law of sharia...
Cheers
Hi,
maaaah, dont take it to serious. I found it funny. No offense meant! Just a bit sarcasm. Im from Vienna, you know, thats how we make jokes. And I also know where Eli comes from.
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Cheers
