Hand of the day

Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 63.5 BB
SB: 178.5 BB
BB: 194 BB (VPIP: 14.46, PFR: 13.41, 3Bet Preflop: 6.25, Hands: 87)
UTG: 114 BB (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 9.09, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 11)
MP: 42 BB (VPIP: 23.38, PFR: 12.99, 3Bet Preflop: 3.33, Hands: 80)
Hero (CO): 102.5 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has J♥ A♥

fold, MP calls 1 BB, Hero raises to 4 BB, fold, SB calls 3.5 BB, fold, MP calls 3 BB

Flop: (13 BB, 3 players) 3♥ 4♥ 6♥
SB checks, MP checks, Hero bets 7.5 BB, SB raises to 18 BB, fold, Hero raises to 39.5 BB, SB raises to 174.5 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 59 BB and is all-in

Turn: (210 BB, 2 players) Q♥

River: (210 BB, 2 players) 8♥

Damn! And he nearly had you there The 8 wasn't awesome (if you don't know his hole cards) but the 5 would be

Originally posted by RasTweet
Damn! And he nearly had you there The 8 wasn't awesome (if you don't know his hole cards) but the 5 would be

you must've been drinking too much during ajax-barca, the 8 doesn't change anything

Originally posted by Varune

Originally posted by RasTweet
Damn! And he nearly had you there The 8 wasn't awesome (if you don't know his hole cards) but the 5 would be

you must've been drinking too much during ajax-barca, the 8 doesn't change anything

But I'm from Belgium

You are right though

But hey I'm from Belgium, nothing I can do about it

Another joke from a Microgaming Bot.

** Hand # 5132783567 starting - 2013-11-28 22:52:52
** Blaze - 6 Seat - €10 Max [Hold'em] (0.05|0.10 NL - Cash Game) Real Money

raunor1 sitting in seat 1 with €14.89[Dealer]
PhysSpb sitting in seat 2 with €4.52
ME sitting in seat 3 with €23.28
Sliure sitting in seat 4 with €17.93
Hulyamm sitting in seat 5 with €6.82
denispower sitting in seat 6 with €11.27
PhysSpb posted the small blind - €0.05
ME posted the big blind - €0.10

** Dealing cards to ME: Ah, Ac
Sliure folded
Hulyamm called - €0.10
denispower raised to €0.40
raunor1 called - €0.40
PhysSpb folded
ME raised to €1.67
Hulyamm called - €1.67
denispower raised to €5.85
raunor1 called - €5.85
ME went all-in - €21.51
Hulyamm folded
denispower went all-in - €5.02
raunor1 went all-in - €8.64

raunor1 shows: 8s, 5c
ME shows: Ah, Ac
denispower shows: Ks, Kc

** Dealing the flop: 8h, 8c, Qs

** Dealing the turn: Qd

** Dealing the river: 6s
ME shows: Ah, Ac
raunor1 wins €33.85 from the main pot
raunor1 wins €6.88 from side pot 1

Rake: €2.14

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $20(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($1,510)
BB ($1,560)
UTG ($1,500)
UTG+1 ($1,480)
Hero ($1,370)
MP1 ($1,410)
MP2 ($1,370)
CO ($1,520)
BTN ($1,780)

Dealt to Hero K♣ K♥

fold, fold, Hero raises to $60, MP1 calls $60, fold, fold, BTN calls $60, fold, BB calls $40

FLOP ($250) T♥ 9♥ Q♥

BB bets $60, Hero calls $60, MP1 folds, BTN folds

TURN ($370) T♥ 9♥ Q♥ J♥

BB bets $60, Hero raises to $230, BB calls $170

RIVER ($830) T♥ 9♥ Q♥ J♥ 3♠

BB bets $20, Hero raises to $1,020 (AI), BB

calls $1,000

Hero shows K♣ K♥
(Pre 84%, Flop 89.0%, Turn 100.0%)

BB shows 5♣ Q♣
(Pre 16%, Flop 11.0%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero wins $2,870

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/6168106_34E5C2579D

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/6169021_149D7769EF

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($10.50)
BB ($11.17)
UTG ($12.14)
Hero ($19.25)
CO ($10)
BTN ($10.81)

Dealt to Hero A♠ A♣

UTG raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $0.90, fold, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.60

FLOP ($1.95) 4♠ 7♣ 7♠

UTG checks, Hero bets $1, UTG raises to $2.60, Hero calls $1.60

TURN ($7.15) 4♠ 7♣ 7♠ 8♦

UTG bets $4.60, Hero calls $4.60

RIVER ($16.35) 4♠ 7♣ 7♠ 8♦ 8♣

UTG bets $4.04 (AI), Hero calls $4.04

UTG shows K♠ T♠
(Pre 17%, Flop 27.3%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows A♠ A♣
(Pre 83%, Flop 72.7%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $23.33

2% > 98%

PokerStars - $1.08+$0.27+$0.15|100/200 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 100.2 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 13.79, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 30)
BB: 59.9 BB (VPIP: 35.19, PFR: 9.26, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 55)
UTG: 57.49 BB (VPIP: 61.54, PFR: 46.15, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 13)
CO: 118.4 BB (VPIP: 57.69, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 26)
Hero (BTN): 39.65 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A♥ A♣

UTG raises to 4 BB, fold, Hero raises to 11 BB, fold, fold, UTG calls 7 BB

Flop: (23.5 BB, 2 players) 6♦ 2♣ A♦
UTG bets 9 BB, Hero raises to 18 BB, UTG raises to 27 BB, Hero raises to 28.65 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 1.65 BB

Turn: (80.8 BB, 2 players) 6♥

River: (80.8 BB, 2 players) 8♠

UTG shows 6♠ 6♣ (Four of a Kind, Sixes) (Pre 20%, Flop 4%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows A♥ A♣ (Full House, Aces full of Sixes) (Pre 80%, Flop 96%, Turn 2%)
UTG wins 80.8 BB

Waw thats got to hurt!

He had 4% otf according to PT though

This guy seems that it is a bot, not an i....t donk how I tagged him. He only play a hand in a while and it's very passive. Microgaming it's f.....g unbelievable. After 10k hands today and -12BI. This. No one make this type of moves with 330BB really.

** Hand # 5140911305 starting - 2013-12-05 03:52:36
** Blaze - 6 Seat - €10 Max [Hold'em] (0.05|0.10 NL - Cash Game) Real Money

Lowsung sitting in seat 1 with €10.15[Dealer]
ME sitting in seat 2 with €12.87
fleskis sitting in seat 3 with €32.89
_sajika_ sitting in seat 4 with €16.46
susservusse sitting in seat 5 with €2.82
KiannaDior sitting in seat 6 with €6.59
ME posted the small blind - €0.05
fleskis posted the big blind - €0.10

** Dealing cards to ME: Kc, Ks
_sajika_ raised to €0.20
susservusse folded
KiannaDior folded
Lowsung folded
MEraised to €0.70
fleskis raised to €2.85
_sajika_ folded
ME called - €2.20

** Dealing the flop: 10s, 5d, 10h
ME checked
fleskis bet - €6.10
ME went all-in - €9.92
fleskis called - €3.82
ME shows: Kc, Ks
fleskis shows: 10d, 9d

** Dealing the turn: 9c

** Dealing the river: 2d
fleskis wins €24.65 from the main pot

Rake: €1.29

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/6334527_B666F2748A

No words cant explain this shit jokerstars

Originally posted by Johanssen

Spoiler

This guy seems that it is a bot, not an i....t donk how I tagged him. He only play a hand in a while and it's very passive. Microgaming it's f.....g unbelievable. After 10k hands today and -12BI. This. No one make this type of moves with 330BB really.

** Hand # 5140911305 starting - 2013-12-05 03:52:36
** Blaze - 6 Seat - €10 Max [Hold'em] (0.05|0.10 NL - Cash Game) Real Money

Lowsung sitting in seat 1 with €10.15[Dealer]
ME sitting in seat 2 with €12.87
fleskis sitting in seat 3 with €32.89
_sajika_ sitting in seat 4 with €16.46
susservusse sitting in seat 5 with €2.82
KiannaDior sitting in seat 6 with €6.59
ME posted the small blind - €0.05
fleskis posted the big blind - €0.10

** Dealing cards to ME: Kc, Ks
_sajika_ raised to €0.20
susservusse folded
KiannaDior folded
Lowsung folded
MEraised to €0.70
fleskis raised to €2.85
_sajika_ folded
ME called - €2.20

** Dealing the flop: 10s, 5d, 10h
ME checked
fleskis bet - €6.10
ME went all-in - €9.92
fleskis called - €3.82
ME shows: Kc, Ks
fleskis shows: 10d, 9d

** Dealing the turn: 9c

** Dealing the river: 2d
fleskis wins €24.65 from the main pot

Rake: €1.29

owned

you realize it's only ~130BB effective, right?

Haven't played cash NLHE on Stars for ages, makes me think I've lost some value with players like these playing zoom..

Poker Stars, $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

BTN: $37.25 (149 bb)
Hero (SB): $25 (100 bb)
BB: $26.08 (104.3 bb)
UTG: $6.25 (25 bb)
MP: $55.69 (222.8 bb)
CO: $17.33 (69.3 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A A
UTG raises to $6.25 and is all-in, 2 folds, BTN calls $6.25, Hero raises to $25 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls $18.75

Flop: ($56.50) J Q 8 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($56.50) 3 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($56.50) 8 (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Originally posted by SeagalSteven
Haven't played cash NLHE on Stars for ages, makes me think I've lost some value with players like these playing zoom..

I think you were supposed to fold in the face of such strength

Who said playing HU at micro stakes was not profitable?

IPoker, $0.02/$0.04 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

Hero (BB): $10.67 (266.8 bb)
SB: $11.95 (298.8 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5 6
SB raises to $0.08, Hero raises to $0.24, SB raises to $0.44, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.88) 5 5 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.44, SB raises to $11.51 and is all-in, Hero calls $9.79 and is all-in

Turn: ($21.34) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($21.34) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Phil Ivey?

Hand converted with online PokerStrategy.com hand converter:

Play hand

$0.1/$0.25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)

Known players:
[tg]BU (Hero)$26.78:///////;SB$40.92:///////;BB$17.63:///////;MP2$23.61:///////;MP3$29.06:///////;CO$23.04:///////;[/tg]

Preflop: Hero is BU with A:c, Q:d.
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.50, SB folds, BB raises to $1.60, Hero raises to $3.75, BB raises to $8.25, Hero raises to $24.60, BB calls $9.63.

Flop: ($41.83) J:s, 4:h, 4:c (2 players)

Turn: ($41.83) T:s (2 players)

River: ($41.83) T:h (2 players)

Final Pot: $41.83.
Results follow:

BB shows two pairs, tens and fours(5:s 2:s).
Hero shows two pairs, tens and fours(A:c Q:d).

Hero wins with two pairs, tens and fours(A:c Q:d).

So late last night eastern time, I was playing 10nl speed while bot testing was obviously going on. They would play 100/100/100 no matter what. About 12-15 different bots joined and left all with different names. They all had same mo. I figured it out quickly and did decent against them. Mostly it was bet sizing but sometimes with a good but not monster I'd flat and they would always bet min on turn if they had a weak hand. If so, I would raise, they would rereaise and get it in- often times dead. No pair no draw. On river if I got there with a middle pair type hand I'd shove and they would call atc no pair. Very very interesting. Will post some of the funnier ones.