80 bi's down abi $40, because I'm totally due yet another fucking downswing at this abi becuase I mean just look at the heat pouring out of me the past 10yrs. oh...wait. 200% below EV for the stretch. #neverfknends
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Originally posted by ikkvr
Making 40k a year still whining people like u should be banned from internet ♦
Nah, it's how the rest of us gain perspective.
First day of February? You'll NEVER GUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Simply never ever ever ever ever ever ends.
Still can't win a fucking penny. I'm currently 4 losing months from the past 6. It's hard to describe this pure hell I'm living in, it's like totally surreal. Each and every day hoping, BEGGING it starts out with the 48% chance it's better than the previous day, alas the 0.00000000000000000000000000000001% chance accumulator just rolls over and over and over each day, it's quite incredible.
Still as entertaining as ever, I wonder if a guy who scrubs toilets for a living hates life as much as you do!
Feb heat continues, just not sure what to spend all the money on. Now 4 losing months in past 6.
80bis in 200 games, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. But have to say I'm defo due a downturn, no questino of it!! [ ]
Is there a part of your brain missing? What part of not a single heater since registering in 2004 don't you understand? What part of 7k games, marjority turbo <180m break even at 50% below EV do you struggle to comprehend?
Originally posted by dangermowse
80bis in 200 games, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. But have to say I'm defo due a downturn, no questino of it!! [ ]
You forgot the EV line 
You do. Though I'd be surprised if even the green line were reliable on HM1 these days, such is their neglect of anyone with the older software.
Jesus what's happened to this place? Not east on the eye at all.
Anyhooo, thought I'd pop in for a good old whine, as we are fast approaching 2015, or as I like to put it, my second decade of runhell!! Yep that's right, this year has been no different to any other, except maybe for the fact I've played very very little compared to the previous few years (and that was little enough already). This has mostly been due to having a problematic gf which has meant I've rarely been in the correct frame of mind for poker.
But regardless of all that, the few games I have played have been nothing short of....HORRIFIC in the luck division. I'm not going to be posting any garfs or screenshots as currently can't be bothered, the easiest sentence to cover this year would be to say that 3 out of 4 quarters has been consistently running at LEAST 50% below EV.
There was a brief spell in September when I decided to partake in the 180man comp that went down on 2+2. Our team won and although I obv played the least amount of games, I still contributed the second highest amount of profit out of five team members. We all bagged $900 each for winning it, which I thought was pretty lame as there was well over 40 players making up 9 teams this time around but the buy-in was a measely $100. $200 would've been alot better with probably less players but still even 30 players would've been a miracle. Anyways that $900 was spunked in 40 bricks the following month 
180's are the one game I've done ok in, but 18mans.... pffffffffffffffff!! Still the terrible run beginning from early 2012 ensues and it's around 5k games break even atm. The style of runbad atm is coolers. Not a single AQ do I get without AK waiting behind, even bvb, button v blinds, doesn't matter if I was playing just my fucking self I'd still cooler myself!!! I think I counted a run of 37 races recently whereby not a single overcard did I hit and not a single pp could stand up to any overs. When you do the math on this stuff it often adds up to a billion to 1. ie the chances of losing a 70/30 10 times in a row? I think is nigh on a quarter of a million to 1 that that happens. No mate, DAILY is how often it happens. Since amaya took over the rig has been tightened on my account even more so and I'm sure you are all aware of the gross things those arseholes have been upto in attempts to ruin the game for pros.
Poker, my friends (especially for me) is the fuck dead!!!
You shouldn't have complained so loudly about the previous owners, then. Better the devil you know.
Now 6 months break even abi $13 LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. same old shit, not a single heater since ever first picking up the poker mouse in 2004, coolers beyond the imagination, 10% of all 70/30's won, opponents hitting sets 1 in 2 pp's and finally all miracle turn, river cards haven't ever been needed cuz I've just needed to fade LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. With at least 5 of these type hands a day the proof of housebots is getting more and more evident http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/13184464_DE1754D58A
SIgning in to announce my retirement and the beginning of my investigation into the corruption of online poker, or at least that of Pokerstars.com. 4 million hands I have collected now to be analysed by mathematician-lawyers who will decide if there is a case.
200 bi's down at abi$10 and watching the absolute bullshit in amazing disbelief that occurs hand after hand after hand is where I have to draw the line.
