I do 
But making it a bounty on my head is too boring. Here's what I'd like it to be awarded for...
Quitting bad habits, such as smoking or tilt, is all about calling mental bluffs of the internal opponent (if you still don't know what it is, watch this video by Erik Stenqvist).
So I want the $5 to be given to the author of the sickest herocall! More precisely,
1. Eligible hands will be those that win the showdown after calling the last river bet/raise* and use at least one hole card, except for heads-up (with 2 players dealt into the hand) and blind-vs-blind (when everyone folds to the SB) spots.
2. The one with the worst [5-card] eligible hand* (among all played in the tourney) will win the prize.
3. In case there are two or more identical worst eligible hands, their holders will split the prize equally.
4. If there are no eligible hands [i.e. no one calls on the river AND wins the showdown], then I'll send the prize to no one 
(so call me maybe 
)
5. To compete for the prize, a player must opt in by posting a herocall HH - and the starting time of the hand - in this thread within 24 hours after the tourney finish.
So informally, the objective is to catch a bluff holding some rag hand like jack high, though a bluffcatcher like a pair of deuces will be also good if no one busts a bluff with even an ace high.
* To clarify, the hand that will take part in the comparison is the one that's picked on showdown by Hold'em rules, i.e. the best 5-card hand out of the 2 hole and 5 board cards. This will apply even if there's a worse 5-card hand made out of those 7 cards that still beats all opponents' best hands. Hands that don't involve a hole cards (i.e. 'playing the board') will be ineligible, i.e. cases when everyone seeing the showdown splits the pot playing the board won't count, as we can't speak of a bluff being caught in such a case. HU (and BvB) hands are excluded because ranges are too wide there and it would give an advantage to the last two people standing. Pots that are checked through on the river or are all-in before the river won't count either.
tyvm RasTweet!!!
