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PokerStrategy.com to host epic poker experience on luxury hotel yacht

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BarryCarter
Joined: 13.01.2011


All aboard the HMS PokerStrategy!

In our biggest joint venture to date, PokerStrategy.com is proud to announce it has partnered with the 5 Star luxury hotel yacht the Sunborn Gibraltar, to give our VIP players a poker experience of a lifetime.

The brand new luxury yacht is just outside the PokerStrategy.com Headquarters in Gibraltar. Together with the hotel managers, we have designed ten luxury poker grinding cabins for our VIP members plus one guest.

The experience will take place between May 3 and May 18, 2014. We will be sending ten lucky poker players for free, all you have to do is win the competition below.


The Sunborn Gibraltar, PokerStrategy style

About the Sunborn Gibraltar

The newly created Sunborn Gibraltar has a total of 189 luxury guest hotel rooms and suites across 15,500 square metres of floor space. Designed to provide spacious, light-filled accommodation, each room has marina, Rock or sea views – in most cases framed by wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling windows which lead out on to a generous private terrace or balcony.

Smart storage solutions, pristine bathrooms and elegant, contemporary fabrics and furnishings are used throughout, creating a fabulous five-star finish.

The yacht cost £130 million to build. Each room costs between £200 and £2,000 a night.

Because the yacht is technically not on land, it is exempt from any online poker regulatory restrictions, meaning that no matter where you are from you can play the online poker site of your choice and you don't have to declare any of your winnings for tax purposes.


Your world class grinding centre for the next two weeks

Each grinding cabin boasts

• A $20,000 bankroll to play the online site of your choice (You get to keep your profit only after the vacation)
• A temporary upgrade to DiamondDiamond status for the duration of the vacation
• Double cabin with five free top speed Internet (If one goes down, you have four back-ups)
• Our new tool - Fish Detector - comfortably searching all partner rooms for the juiciest games with the weakest opponents
• Full continental breakfast served between 2pm-8pm
• Unlimited snack supply throughout the day, alcoholic beverages included
• A butler service between 2pm to midnight every day
• Invitation to a private party with Tatiana, Gabriela and Daniela [Below]

Extra bonuses

• Due to its proximity to the PokerStrategy.com office, lucky winners get to exclusively preview our new videos
• Two weeks of private coaching from online tournament star Patrick ' Pleno1' Leonard
• An opportunity to meet and have your picture taken with the Mayor of Gibraltar


Our party hosts Tatiana, Gabriela and Daniela

How to win this once in a lifetime opportunity

This promotion is open to any member who is a Bronze member or above, is over the age of 18 and has a valid passport.

Simply reply in this thread stating the reason why we should pick you to join us aboard the Sunborn Gibraltar. You need to state if you have any food preferences (vegetarian/vegan) or have any food allergies.

We will pick the ten most creative answers before April 30 from across all our PokerStrategy.com communities and invite them to the first ever PokerStrategy.com Grinding Centre.


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Head Admin
BarryCarter
Joined: 13.01.2011


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metza
Joined: 28.01.2012

Not even upgrade to Black Member status? Pffff
+ Girls are too generically hot, would not bang x3.
No thanks.


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mbml
Joined: 27.11.2008
exelentic2
Joined: 04.08.2010

hah, great joke :)


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mbml
Joined: 27.11.2008
mbml
Joined: 27.11.2008

:rage:


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$20,000 with free round-the-clock snacks including alcoholic beverages? +EV for sure, I'll finally be able to loosen up my game a bit _biggrin:


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jaarJaar
Joined: 25.05.2011

I'm very depressed because I'm in big downswing, I guess this Mega Trio could cure me from the sadness i'm struggling lately. Also, I've never been to Gibraltar, I've never been to a yacht before, actually I've never been anywhere -_-

PS: I hope this is not an April joke


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Best aprils fool day joke ever. Count me in im gonna grind em to death using my mad math skills.


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NijeVaznoKoSam
Joined: 30.08.2013

I am a huge fish with bad, bad waterallergy - and thatswhy i can only play safe and without adverse reactions poker on 5star yachts above sealevel. :f_p: even it the 1st of April

NVKS


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Two weeks away from the kids sounds great. Count me in. I'm not playing any bloody poker though.


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jonnyZ
Joined: 24.05.2010

Not sure if it was the PS logo on the boat or the pic of the 3 party hosts that made me realize that this is a joke of the 1 april. But count me in im gonna grind like a maniac and teach pleno a couple of my crazy -EV moves


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Well, just in case this turns out to be real...

I lost a bet at the weekend so have to preform at an open mic night:

From facebook:

Spoiler

We can all remember where we were when some of history's most tragic events have unfolded: 911, London bombings, the letter bomb incident in 'House of Cards'. Well, now is your chance to witness a historic bombing live in person! I give you: 'XXXX's stand-up debut'!

Anything just to get out of the country on those dates would be greatly appreciated. Nevermind the free alcohol/food, $20k br, coaching and beautiful women...

Plus it'll give me the opportunity to remake this:


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Vice1
Joined: 23.12.2009

Originally posted by mbml
:)

Where is your original reply? You removed it after looking at the date? :f_p:


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illbemillionaire
Joined: 18.06.2012

i ve no sexual life and i think tatiana can help me out, i also have no friends so nobody will look for me when ill be on your yacht. i dont eat and drink much so you would save some of your expenses.I also look like zombie so i need some sunbathing. Actually i would prefer black member status instead of diamond, but i think you can figure out this problem, if not ill sadly accept diamond status , i would also prefer bigger bankrol, because of swings and my game ability. But i think its good opportunity for starting player like me and iam really glad, that you will pick me


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GaussPoker
Joined: 12.05.2007

if u dont pick me i"ll fuck your ass damn hard than fuck your eyes then fuck your life then fuck your mouth then fuck your hands then fuck your ears then fuck your hair


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FREEEEEEEE MONEEY

GOGOGOG BITCHEEES


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wlcKeD
Joined: 24.02.2009

I mean seriously - BEST april fool's joke EVER ! But sure - count me in as well :coolface:


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