Bad beat of the day

Originally posted by SRwtf
Also: Is that really the unedited you on your profile picture? ♦

Yep ♦

I had my hair cut last September though, so I no longer look quite like that.

It was quite a lot of fun while it lasted though -- Mrs Vorpal and I went to all the Harry Potter movies, and Lord of the Rings movies in costume -- I as Dumbledore or Gandalf, and she as Professor McGonagall or Galadriel.

And of course Santa Claus around Christmas time...

--VS

wow dude you're extremely dorky ♦ You seem like a very kind person though plus I'm a huge nerd myself
But anyway I think the Original Poster might get a little upset by us smalltalking his thread down a few pages haha

Originally posted by SRwtf
wow dude you're extremely dorky ♦ You seem like a very kind person though plus I'm a huge nerd myself

♠_biggrin: You do realize of course that someone this dorky is going to take that as a compliment?

Now back to our regular bad beats thread...
--VS

So I was playing on my friends account who has yet to make a deposit and still has 0,00$ in. I played a few freerolls and then switched to 0,4$ buy in Hyper SNGs to try and push it up a little. I won the first and played some more.

This imbecile called me qith Q4o and HIT THE BOARD SO BAD. I wanted to hit him just as bad after that -.-

This counts as bad beat, too, doesn't it?

against russian apparent aggrofish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 1108.04 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 147.8 BB
Hero (UTG): 113.64 BB
MP: 133.52 BB
CO: 170.92 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

Hero raises to 2.76 BB, fold, fold, BTN raises to 9.68 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.92 BB

Flop: (20.76 BB, 2 players) A♦ A♣ 7♣
Hero checks, BTN bets 11 BB, Hero calls 11 BB

Turn: (42.76 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Hero checks, BTN bets 19 BB, Hero calls 19 BB

River: (80.76 BB, 2 players) 7♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 1068.36 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 73.96 BB and is all-in

BTN shows 7♠ 7 (Five of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 20%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%, River 140%)
Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Four of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 80%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%, River -40%)
BTN wins 210.68 BB
BTN wins 84.27 BB - Vladimir Putin equity bonus

Hero loses 197.91 BB

WTF

ahahahahaha

Dat river equity

it is normal to have bad beat

I quess that these are bad beats of the day for other players, but I don't really mind

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
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Hero (SB): $5.03 (100.6 bb)
BB: $5 (100 bb)
BTN: $5.66 (113.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K K
BTN raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.40, BB folds, BTN raises to $1.05, Hero raises to $5.03 and is all-in, BTN calls $3.98

Flop: ($10.11) 3 K A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($10.11) 8 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($10.11) K (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $2.73 (54.6 bb)
Hero (BB): $5.85 (117 bb)
UTG: $0.91 (18.2 bb)
MP: $5.16 (103.2 bb)
CO: $7.06 (141.2 bb)
BTN: $5.11 (102.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4 4
2 folds, CO raises to $0.15, BTN calls $0.15, SB folds, Hero calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.47) 4 9 4 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.47) 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN checks

River: ($0.47) 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.48, BTN folds, Hero raises to $1.53, CO raises to $6.91 and is all-in, Hero calls $4.17 and is all-in

Results:

Those are fun!

Keep 'em coming!
--VS

Originally posted by Tomaloc
against russian apparent aggrofish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 1108.04 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 147.8 BB
Hero (UTG): 113.64 BB
MP: 133.52 BB
CO: 170.92 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

Hero raises to 2.76 BB, fold, fold, BTN raises to 9.68 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.92 BB

Flop: (20.76 BB, 2 players) A♦ A♣ 7♣
Hero checks, BTN bets 11 BB, Hero calls 11 BB

Turn: (42.76 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Hero checks, BTN bets 19 BB, Hero calls 19 BB

River: (80.76 BB, 2 players) 7♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 1068.36 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 73.96 BB and is all-in

BTN shows 7♠ 7 (Five of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 20%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%, River 140%)
Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Four of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 80%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%, River -40%)
BTN wins 210.68 BB
BTN wins 84.27 BB - Vladimir Putin equity bonus

Hero loses 197.91 BB

WTF

Thank you, sir, made my day !

How about this for a hand earlier today, still laughing about it now as it was too funny.

Sorry I got to type it manually to build up the suspense, I will post the image to prove it happened in a spoiler at the end.

I had : A A & raised to 0.06.

Fish shoved for his whole stack to 0.52

Villian 2 raises to 1.30

I shove OTT for 2.33

Villian 2 calls the shove.

Fish shows 5♦ 3♥

Villian 2 shows A♣ A♥ - I'm thinking typical!

Flop comes: 6♦ Q♦ 2♦

I'm thinking now maybe I will take the pot after all.

Turn: 6♣

And guess what the river was?

4♣

I guess the fish knew all along

Two hands, played back to back in the MicroMillions Main Event

I'd been card dead for a couple of hours, and had no decent bluff or steal spots. My 10k starting stack had been whittled down to a little under 7.5k

PokerStars - $20+$2|150/300 Ante 40 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 40.44 BB (VPIP: 21.05, PFR: 11.70, 3Bet Preflop: 4.26, Hands: 95)
UTG+1: 60.77 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 6)
UTG+2: 51.36 BB (VPIP: 18.58, PFR: 13.51, 3Bet Preflop: 7.81, Hands: 113)
Hero (MP): 23.08 BB
MP+1: 22.25 BB (VPIP: 14.98, PFR: 11.74, 3Bet Preflop: 1.59, Hands: 270)
CO: 22.32 BB (VPIP: 30.97, PFR: 17.86, 3Bet Preflop: 7.02, Hands: 113)
BTN: 23.35 BB (VPIP: 24.78, PFR: 15.93, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 113)
SB: 62.43 BB
BB: 93.34 BB (VPIP: 12.61, PFR: 7.63, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 120)

9 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.7 BB) Hero has K♠ K♥

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (7.7 BB, 2 players) 9♥ 5♦ Q♠
Hero bets 4 BB, BTN raises to 8 BB, Hero raises to 20.45 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 12.45 BB

Turn: (48.6 BB, 2 players) 3♥

River: (48.6 BB, 2 players) A♣

Hero shows K♠ K♥ (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 83%, Flop 76%, Turn 70%)
BTN shows 8♥ Q♥ (One Pair, Queens) (Pre 17%, Flop 24%, Turn 30%)
Hero wins 48.6 BB

Sweet right? Now I'm up to around 15k, or 50bb or so. Then this happened...

PokerStars - $20+$2|150/300 Ante 40 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 40.31 BB (VPIP: 20.83, PFR: 11.58, 3Bet Preflop: 4.26, Hands: 96)
UTG: 60.64 BB (VPIP: 42.86, PFR: 42.86, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 7)
UTG+1: 51.23 BB (VPIP: 18.42, PFR: 13.39, 3Bet Preflop: 7.81, Hands: 114)
Hero (UTG+2): 48.6 BB
MP: 22.12 BB (VPIP: 14.93, PFR: 11.70, 3Bet Preflop: 1.57, Hands: 271)
MP+1: 22.18 BB (VPIP: 30.70, PFR: 17.70, 3Bet Preflop: 6.90, Hands: 114)
CO: 0.26 BB (VPIP: 25.44, PFR: 15.79, 3Bet Preflop: 5.17, Hands: 114)
BTN: 61.8 BB
SB: 92.2 BB (VPIP: 12.50, PFR: 7.56, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 121)

9 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.7 BB) Hero has A♦ A♣

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, CO calls 0.13 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 2.5 BB, SB raises to 6.83 BB, fold, Hero raises to 15.5 BB, fold, SB raises to 92.07 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 32.97 BB and is all-in

Flop: (101.76 BB, 3 players) 7♠ K♦ K♣

Turn: (101.76 BB, 3 players) Q♥

River: (101.76 BB, 3 players) A♠

SB shows K♥ K♠ (Four of a Kind, Kings)
Main Pot [1.85 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [99.91 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)

Hero shows A♦ A♣ (Full House, Aces full of Kings)
Main Pot [1.85 BB]: (Pre 67%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [99.91 BB]: (Pre 81%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)

CO shows Q♦ Q♣ (Full House, Queens full of Kings)
Main Pot [1.85 BB]: (Pre 15%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)

SB wins 101.76 BB

For your entertainment.

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds + t10 - 9 players - View hand 2551553
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

MP1: t8962 M = 42.68
MP2: t720 M = 3.43
CO: t8717 M = 41.51
BTN: t2460 M = 11.71
SB: t5668 M = 26.99
BB: t11370 M = 54.14
Hero (UTG): t4220 M = 20.10
UTG+1: t2795 M = 13.31
UTG+2: t24786 M = 118.03

Pre Flop: (t210) Hero is UTG with K K
Hero raises to t180, UTG+1 raises to t280, UTG+2 calls t280, 6 folds, Hero raises to t4210 all in, UTG+1 calls t2505 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t6060) Q 6 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6060) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6060) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6060
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
UTG+1 shows T Q (three of a kind, Queens)
UTG+1 wins t6060

Poker Stars, $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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BTN: $1.01 (50.5 bb)
Hero (SB): $2.04 (102 bb)
BB: $2.02 (101 bb)
UTG: $1.82 (91 bb)
MP: $4.44 (222 bb)
CO: $2.75 (137.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K K
UTG folds, MP calls $0.02, CO raises to $0.10, BTN folds, Hero raises to $2.04, BB folds, MP calls $2.02, CO folds

Flop: ($4.20) 9 Q 7 (2 players)
Turn: ($4.20) T (2 players)
River: ($4.20) 6 (2 players)

Results:

Originally posted by Tomaloc
against russian apparent aggrofish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 1108.04 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 147.8 BB
Hero (UTG): 113.64 BB
MP: 133.52 BB
CO: 170.92 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

Hero raises to 2.76 BB, fold, fold, BTN raises to 9.68 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.92 BB

Flop: (20.76 BB, 2 players) A♦ A♣ 7♣
Hero checks, BTN bets 11 BB, Hero calls 11 BB

Turn: (42.76 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Hero checks, BTN bets 19 BB, Hero calls 19 BB

River: (80.76 BB, 2 players) 7♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 1068.36 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 73.96 BB and is all-in

BTN shows 7♠ 7 (Five of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 20%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%, River 140%)
Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Four of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 80%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%, River -40%)
BTN wins 210.68 BB
BTN wins 84.27 BB - Vladimir Putin equity bonus

Hero loses 197.91 BB

WTF

pokerstars.ru rigged ♠_biggrin: ♠_biggrin:

LOL ^

Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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Hero (SB): $10 (100 bb)
BB: $12.93 (129.3 bb)
UTG: $8.29 (82.9 bb)
MP: $6.93 (69.3 bb)
CO: $7.78 (77.8 bb)
BTN: $14.05 (140.5 bb)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
UTG raises to $0.25, MP calls $0.25, CO raises to $1.15, BTN folds, Hero raises to $10 and is all-in, BB folds, UTG calls $8.04 and is all-in, MP folds, CO calls $6.63

Flop: ($24.71) 5 A 9 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($24.71) J (3 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($24.71) A (3 players, 2 are all-in)

Results:

Hey @AlvisR,

Indeed, you were ahead as they were holding each other's outs. However in this situation it pays up to be a bit more careful and not just cold 4-bet jam, as you won't get called by worse often, even on NL10.

Good luck on the tables!

Best,
Kamen

It's more the cooler of the day I think with 75,5% change to a split pot 3 ways.

No Limit Holdem Tournament
PokerStars
10 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$6.60+$0.40

Stacks:
UTG Nazar100500 (1,500) 50bb
UTG+1 PachecoPS (1,500) 50bb
UTG+2 De1irium2 (1,500) 50bb
MP1 ksiuxa193 (1,500) 50bb
MP2 superfriesbw (1,500) 50bb
MP3 Hero (1,500) 50bb
CO pra44444 (1,500) 50bb
BTN Pashulka1987 (1,500) 50bb
SB Flurk99 (1,500) 50bb
BB Mr.Doomguy (1,500) 50bb

Blinds: 15/30

Pre-Flop: (45, 10 players) Hero is MP3 A♣ A♦
5 folds, Hero raises to 90, pra44444 raises to 195, 2 folds, Mr.Doomguy goes all-in 1,500, Hero goes all-in 1,410, pra44444 goes all-in 1,305