Bad beat of the day

It's odd, on a sucky, gutshot ridden nightmare day, you just KNOW it's coming as soon as that flop hits don't you?

Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

SB: $8 (160 bb)
BB: $5.11 (102.2 bb)
UTG: $5.94 (118.8 bb)
MP: $3.05 (61 bb)
Hero (CO): $8.03 (160.6 bb)
BTN: $4.93 (98.6 bb)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A A
UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, Hero raises to $0.40, 3 folds, MP raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.32, MP raises to $3.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $0.73

Flop: ($6.17) 9 2 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($6.17) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($6.17) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results:

Nh sir. Now where's that damned dog hiding!

It happens bro

The following would have been a standard flip... had it been not in a €2K Twister

iPoker - €9.30+€0.70 | NL (3 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 295 (VPIP: 44.44, PFR: 25.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
SB: 858 (VPIP: 25.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
Hero (BB): 347

3 players post ante of 5, SB posts SB 20, Hero posts BB 40

Pre Flop: (pot: 75) Hero has A♣ Q♦

BTN raises to 80, fold, Hero raises to 342 and is all-in, BTN calls 210

Originally posted by Tomaloc
against russian apparent aggrofish

PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 1108.04 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 147.8 BB
Hero (UTG): 113.64 BB
MP: 133.52 BB
CO: 170.92 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♠ A♥

Hero raises to 2.76 BB, fold, fold, BTN raises to 9.68 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 6.92 BB

Flop: (20.76 BB, 2 players) A♦ A♣ 7♣
Hero checks, BTN bets 11 BB, Hero calls 11 BB

Turn: (42.76 BB, 2 players) 7♥
Hero checks, BTN bets 19 BB, Hero calls 19 BB

River: (80.76 BB, 2 players) 7♦
Hero checks, BTN bets 1068.36 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 73.96 BB and is all-in

BTN shows 7♠ 7 (Five of a Kind, Sevens) (Pre 20%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%, River 140%)
Hero shows A♠ A♥ (Four of a Kind, Aces) (Pre 80%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%, River -40%)
BTN wins 210.68 BB
BTN wins 84.27 BB - Vladimir Putin equity bonus

Hero loses 197.91 BB

WTF

The hand is obv fake. In the Putinland, the river equity of the winner is 146%*

* From the article 'Vladimir Putin's Divided Russia' about the Dec 4, 2011 parliamentary election:

'It’s embarrassing enough to do poorly in an honest election. Putin’s party managed to crater despite vigorous measures to rig the vote. In the province of Chechnya, United Russia somehow garnered 99 percent at the polls.

In the city of Rostov-on-Don, state TV reported its share of the vote at 146 percent.'

'146%' has since been a bitter Russian meme.

Today (Sunday, Sep 14) is an all-Russian election day, in particular, Moscow is electing the city parliament.

Originally posted by tonypmm
The following would have been a standard flip... had it been not in a €2K Twister

That's the problem with those Twister-games, don't know what I would do losing such a ridiculously huge flip if I one-timed to get one of the bigger ones. Sick bad beat there ♠_o:

You can all go home

5euro Buy-in SNG (10man)
Only me and villain left

Hero (BB): 30BB 4 6
Villain (SB): 15 BB

Flop (2 BB): 5 7 8

Hero checks

Villain bets 3BB
Hero goes all-in

Villain calls with 8 3

Flop/Turn: 5 7 8 / 3

River: 3

I'm done