the bleeding stopped we cool now. i'll post some hands just to make something up for the lack of hands for the last 3 years or so
sick calls mates
PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 36.56 BB (VPIP: 12.81, PFR: 6.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.70, Hands: 772)
SB: 133.32 BB (VPIP: 24.45, PFR: 14.87, 3Bet Preflop: 3.90, Hands: 1,034)
BB: 106.56 BB (VPIP: 20.99, PFR: 16.77, 3Bet Preflop: 6.17, Hands: 1,321)
UTG: 109.22 BB (VPIP: 17.58, PFR: 10.63, 3Bet Preflop: 5.13, Hands: 4,988)
Hero (MP): 104.64 BB
CO: 100 BB (VPIP: 21.91, PFR: 17.88, 3Bet Preflop: 8.94, Hands: 1,352)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Q♦ A♠
fold, Hero raises to 2.76 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.76 BB
Flop: (6.02 BB, 2 players) 8♥ 8♠ Q♠
BB checks, Hero bets 3.96 BB, BB calls 3.96 BB
Turn: (13.94 BB, 2 players) Q♣
BB checks, Hero checks
River: (13.94 BB, 2 players) 8♦
BB checks, Hero bets 16 BB, BB calls 16 BB
Hero shows Q♦ A♠ (Full House, Queens full of Eights)
(Pre 43%, Flop 90%, Turn 100%)
BB mucks T♠ T♥ (Full House, Eights full of Queens)
(Pre 57%, Flop 10%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 43.88 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 102.66 BB (VPIP: 17.46, PFR: 14.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.17, Hands: 1,960)
SB: 110.92 BB (VPIP: 15.77, PFR: 8.08, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 267)
BB: 114.5 BB (VPIP: 20.87, PFR: 16.33, 3Bet Preflop: 6.47, Hands: 3,109)
UTG: 100 BB (VPIP: 16.67, PFR: 8.33, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
MP: 98.62 BB (VPIP: 14.29, PFR: 9.52, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 21)
Hero (CO): 102.82 BB
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 9♠ T♠
UTG raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold, SB calls 2 BB, fold
Flop: (8.5 BB, 3 players) 2♥ 9♥ 5♦
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets 5.6 BB, SB calls 5.6 BB, fold
Turn: (19.7 BB, 2 players) 9♣
SB checks, Hero bets 15 BB, SB calls 15 BB
River: (49.7 BB, 2 players) T♦
SB checks, Hero bets 37.26 BB, SB calls 37.26 BB
Hero shows 9♠ T♠ (Full House, Nines full of Tens)
(Pre 40%, Flop 76%, Turn 100%)
SB mucks K♠ A♦ (One Pair, Nines)
(Pre 60%, Flop 24%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 119.22 BB

PokerStars - $0.50 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 121.5 BB
SB: 143.56 BB (VPIP: 33.98, PFR: 18.26, 3Bet Preflop: 2.19, Hands: 1,115)
BB: 39.32 BB
UTG: 108.28 BB (VPIP: 35.54, PFR: 22.31, 3Bet Preflop: 4.44, Hands: 122)
MP: 103.16 BB (VPIP: 21.97, PFR: 17.00, 3Bet Preflop: 7.16, Hands: 5,986)
CO: 150.02 BB (VPIP: 26.96, PFR: 19.63, 3Bet Preflop: 6.30, Hands: 1,234)
SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has K♣ K♥
fold, fold, CO raises to 2 BB, Hero raises to 7.5 BB, SB calls 7 BB, BB calls 6.5 BB, fold
Flop: (24.5 BB, 3 players) 4♠ 5♠ 8♥
SB checks, BB bets 31.82 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 31.82 BB, SB calls 31.82 BB
Turn: (119.96 BB, 3 players) 2♠
SB checks, Hero bets 82.18 BB and is all-in, SB calls 82.18 BB
River: (284.32 BB, 3 players) A♥
SB shows Q♠ A♠ (Flush, Ace High)
Main Pot [119.96 BB]: (Pre 29%, Flop 43%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [164.36 BB]: (Pre 32%, Flop 47%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows K♣ K♥ (One Pair, Kings)
Main Pot [119.96 BB]: (Pre 55%, Flop 43%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [164.36 BB]: (Pre 68%, Flop 53%, Turn 0%)
BB shows 9♣ 8♠ (One Pair, Eights)
Main Pot [119.96 BB]: (Pre 16%, Flop 14%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 279.32 BB

actually this last hand wasn't even too bad by him. fuck it anyway though