Originally posted by MajesticOdds
I kinda exagerrated when I said you're totally disrespecting your opponents though, I'm actually way worse sometimes I even scare myself so you're really decent compared to me on tilt.
Keep up those graphs and gif bro
thanks ♦
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obviously not a good run, but i made lots of mistakes so i'll post some instructional (?) hands
vs reg, didn't see myself beating anything vs this line. then talked myself into some theory bs and called anyway
cbet flop? sometimes
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 100.4 BB
SB: 107.8 BB
BB: 103 BB
Hero (UTG): 100.4 BB
MP: 126.8 BB
CO: 165.2 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has Q♥ A♣
Hero raises to 3.2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 2.2 BB
Flop: (6.8 BB, 2 players) A♥ 3♥ 7♦
BB checks, Hero checks
Turn: (6.8 BB, 2 players) 2♥
BB checks, Hero bets 5.2 BB, BB calls 5.2 BB
River: (17.2 BB, 2 players) 5♥
BB bets 13 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 13 BB
BB shows 4♥ 4♣ (Straight Flush, Five High)
(Pre 53%, Flop 12%, Turn 14%)
Hero mucks Q♥ A♣ (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 47%, Flop 88%, Turn 86%)
BB wins 41.4 BB

fish minraises turn = beats one pair as usual. minraise is stronger than shove
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 56.8 BB
SB: 106.8 BB
Hero (BB): 137.4 BB
UTG: 100.8 BB
MP: 224.8 BB
CO: 56.8 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has Q♦ Q♥
fold, MP raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, SB calls 1.6 BB, Hero raises to 8.8 BB, MP calls 6.8 BB, SB calls 6.8 BB
Flop: (26.4 BB, 3 players) T♦ 2♥ 7♣
SB checks, Hero bets 17.6 BB, MP calls 17.6 BB, SB calls 17.6 BB
Turn: (79.2 BB, 3 players) 2♣
SB checks, Hero bets 37.8 BB, MP raises to 75.6 BB
, SB raises to 80.4 BB and is all-in, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to 111 BB and is all-in, MP calls 35.4 BB
i didn't really think about SPR considerations. usually i'd say the flop bet isn't too large either for a fishy context, but we have three weird stack sizes here
River: (381.6 BB, 3 players) 3♦
Hero shows Q♦ Q♥ (Two Pair, Queens and Twos)
Main Pot [320.4 BB]: (Pre 65%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [61.2 BB]: (Pre 81%, Flop 10%, Turn 0%)
MP shows 2♠ 2♦ (Four of a Kind, Twos)
Main Pot [320.4 BB]: (Pre 17%, Flop 75%, Turn 100%)
Side Pot#1 [61.2 BB]: (Pre 19%, Flop 90%, Turn 100%)
SB shows J♣ 9♣ (One Pair, Twos)
Main Pot [320.4 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 17%, Turn 0%)
MP wins 365.8 BB

just don't do this
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 102.6 BB
Hero (SB): 129.4 BB
BB: 186.8 BB
UTG: 138 BB
MP: 81.6 BB
CO: 101 BB
Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♥ Q♠
fold, MP raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 10 BB, fold, MP calls 7 BB
Flop: (21 BB, 2 players) 6♦ 6♣ 4♦
Hero bets 12 BB, MP raises to 24 BB, fold
MP wins 43.2 BB

fairly standard. flop call is super standard (run the equities if you are in doubt), alternative is to 4b get it in pre but i wanted to play postflop ip
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 156.6 BB
SB: 55.6 BB
BB: 214 BB
UTG: 139.2 BB
MP: 104.6 BB
Hero (CO): 99.4 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has Q♦ A♠
fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.8 BB, fold, SB raises to 6.6 BB, fold, Hero calls 3.8 BB
Flop: (14.2 BB, 2 players) 8♠ 2♠ 7♠
SB bets 49 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 49 BB
Turn: (112.2 BB, 2 players) 8♦
River: (112.2 BB, 2 players) 9♦
SB shows K♥ K♣ (Two Pair, Kings and Eights)
(Pre 72%, Flop 55%, Turn 75%)
Hero shows Q♦ A♠ (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 28%, Flop 45%, Turn 25%)
SB wins 107.6 BB

vs reg. everyone might say that this hand is super standard, it might be, but well... i really don't trust this bluffcatcher against nl5 turn x/r bb vs utg range. HEEEY he won't have QT maybe 88 every single time, right? and KJ!!! yeah of course
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 132.6 BB
SB: 305.4 BB
BB: 100 BB
Hero (UTG): 159.8 BB
MP: 23.8 BB
CO: 101.8 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has A♦ J♠
Hero raises to 2.6 BB, MP calls 2.6 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.6 BB
Flop: (8.2 BB, 3 players) A♣ J♣ 8♠
BB checks, Hero bets 5.6 BB, fold, BB calls 5.6 BB
Turn: (19.4 BB, 2 players) K♦
BB checks, Hero bets 13.6 BB, BB raises to 43.8 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 30.2 BB
River: (107 BB, 2 players) Q♠
BB bets 48 BB and is all-in, fold
BB wins 102.6 BB

to end here's a good one
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 122.2 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 317.6 BB
MP: 101 BB
Hero (CO): 356.6 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has J♦ J♥
UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, Hero raises to 7.4 BB, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls 5.4 BB
Flop: (16.2 BB, 2 players) 4♣ 6♥ 6♠
UTG checks, Hero bets 9.6 BB, UTG requests TIME, UTG raises to 25.2 BB, Hero calls 15.6 BB
Turn: (66.6 BB, 2 players) K♠
UTG requests TIME, UTG bets 34 BB, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls 34 BB
River: (134.6 BB, 2 players) 2♣
UTG checks, Hero checks
UTG shows A♣ 7♥ (One Pair, Sixes)
(Pre 28%, Flop 16%, Turn 7%)
Hero shows J♦ J♥ (Two Pair, Jacks and Sixes)
(Pre 72%, Flop 84%, Turn 93%)
Hero wins 129 BB

nevermind just one more. this is a super unorthodox line but i believe it has the over 2/3 success rate required, at least at low limits and if you don't have an image...
i think he might be pot controlling an overpair and well, the line does look like bs, but why call a nearly 2x pot overbet when you lose to so many hands and the turn tank might easily be a slowplay? wait for a better spot obviously
PokerStars - $0.05 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
BTN: 113.8 BB
SB: 236.2 BB
BB: 105.6 BB
UTG: 93.6 BB
MP: 82 BB
Hero (CO): 119.4 BB
SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♦ Q♦
fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.8 BB, BTN calls 2.8 BB, SB raises to 12 BB, fold, Hero calls 9.2 BB, fold
Flop: (27.8 BB, 2 players) 6♠ J♦ J♠
SB checks, Hero bets 12.2 BB, SB calls 12.2 BB
Turn: (52.2 BB, 2 players) 7♠
SB checks, Hero requests TIME, Hero checks
River: (52.2 BB, 2 players) 3♦
SB checks, Hero bets 95.2 BB and is all-in, SB requests TIME, fold
Hero wins 50 BB
