Another absolute fucking SMMMMMMMMMMMMMASHER of a day!! 
AIPF's.
And a real cracker for u to piss urselves over http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/20960302_733FFED5C4
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And yet another day of lies.
Only 4 n half hours but that was about all I could endure before someone in my house risked being murdered.
Check these two ABSOLUTE SCREAMERS out for a suicide inducing utter load of lying controlled bullshit.
Starting off the $60 FT as giant CL http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/20969419_6AC2E3EA57
Winning that would've left me as even gianter CL on the bubble or as good as.
But if that's not enough let's really have a fucking good giggle a few hands later!!! http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/20969451_1568DA372F
Almost 200 abi's down on the month now.
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An entire reload done in 8hrs or so. Month graph gets better.
First time I've need two reloads. 3 grand make up abi $16
UPDATE: Nothing's changed. Every day the carbon copy same. Trillionth day in a row of running fucking horrific at mathematical odds that defy all realms of the universe. The patternising shit going on is identical daily, minutely, secondly. Eveyr single shove on blind, hhmm what's SB's stats? 90% shove sb ok call, top 10% hand EVERY SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE HAND. Surely if most SB shovers are +60% then I should be seeing crap in their hand when I call at least 40% of that time. Nope. ZERO % of the time do they have less than A7, Q9s, KTo whatever. Absolutely no correlation with their stats whatsoever.
Do some ICM calcs, many situations you can jam almost atc when u select button, sb and bb to be calling the correct tightness, in fact even loosening them up 5% or more, so this hand's an easy shove. Button has to call 3.5% max, sb 4.5%, BB can call 8% tops. So that's 16 times from 100 shoves in this given spot I should be getting called. BULLCRAP!! I'm called 80% of the time in these spots because it is set up daily, minutely, secondly to CUNT ME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm 10bb/100 on this gigantic downswing since Sept 1st. How long can you make 10bb/100 and lose massive amounts?? If that was cash I'd be fucking minted!!!
Shockingly never ending. I have two months rent left to my name until I am officially bankrupt.
Not too long after that last post ^^, I made a change to my game, also moved to play in a different house (my gf's), and off the graph rocketed. Wasn't sure whether it was the slight change in play, the different environment better for my feng shui or the fact most of the winnings came from the new on demand 45-180m games which the riggers had foolishly forgotten to set the algorithm to relating with my account. I got away unnnoticed for a few months but alas someone soon spotted it and the mistake was rectified, it's all back to normal again...massive downswings and 70% losing days.
Here's 35% of a decade's worth of bb400 to bb1200 runnings in 18-mans, the most critical stage blind levels of the game. From 2014.
SO ONLY 200% BELOW EV FOR 3.5 YEARS THEN COOOOOOOOOOOOL STUFF MENG
BB400 to 1200 all SNG's this year.
Let me explain something. You all go through what I'm about to explain, everyone does. Poker "variance" works in a whole myriad of ways, it's not just about AA beating QTs the correct amount of the time. Farrrrrr from it. Which is why the stupid ass comments the shills make on the rigged debate, using that one stupid fucking analogy "meeehh, Stars proved AA wins the correct amount of the time" (fucking priceless!!!!) is just showing their lack of intellect, and proof of mass shillism.
Among the many ways you can be screwed over, here are some.
No matter what you do you can't hit a flop, a turn or even an entire board, absolutely everything simply dances around your cards. One of the most common things for me is when holding AK, most times I just flat this now at early/middle levels, I swear 3betting this hand reaps ZERO PROFIT. So of course every 3bet I do make is flatted 900%, and EVERY SINGLE FLOP IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS J9x, Q9x, or that good old fucking dance around your cards broadway draw shit, QTx, QJx, etc.Pointless contiuning....EVER!! They have always 100%$ of the time hit this flop, and your draw no matter how many fucking times you wanna see it through, never ever ever hits, ever.
Next, every raise you make gets 3bet, so you're keeping the patience and folding. Then you're getting zero folds to cbets, in fact mostly getting check raises..wtf?? You can't seem to win a single, single fucking pot no matter wwwwwwwwhat you do. No raise and takes ever succeed, nothing is ever unopened before it gets to you anwyhere beyond the hijack, and when it eventually does you're INSTANTLY 3bet. For christ sake, can you see my cards??????? 
The most hilarious part is when you finally get QQ+..... ALL FOLDS!!!! 
xD xD xD And on the occasion you do get action, say with AA, the flop is always, always, ALWAYS KTJ, KQT, KQJ, something paired, or 3 suits the same! 100% OF THE TIME!! (oh and they've got it btw, yeh, the shiznits!)
Another classic for my account, literally every single flop when holding KK is Ace high. Whether I've 3bet small, medium, MASSIVE, flatted, just opened and got defended, doesn't matter, ACE HIGH FLOP 9999999999999999% OF THE TIME.
So you're going fucking crazy believing everyone's a superuser, they're 3betting/floating/just never fucking the hell off no matter wwwwwwwwwhat you do or have. You defend 96o to gigantically wide co opener. Flop 26T, you check call, he cbets 99999999% so a call it definitely is. The turn will always ALWAYS ALWAYS be an Ace or King. And if by some absolute miracle it isn't, and you're holding your breath calling this motherfucker who just never folds or gives up down lightly, you can bet ya mother the river will be...the Ace or King!!!! Literally ONE HUNDRED %. And that Ace or King will always be a massive spanner in the works, cuz it's either an action killer, or a fucked you over, nothing else.
And that's another thing regarding said "GIGANTICALLY WIDE RFI's". Hmm he's raised my blind in this critical inflection point/bubble spot yyyyyyet again...check the HUD, RFI from CO 87 billion percent over 35 years, yep it's safe to jam my XX here. OH SILLY ME, 87 BILLION PERCENT MEANS AA+ YEAH??????? :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage: How is this fucking possible? Stars/HEM allegiance scam going on perhaps? Inputting absolutely bullshit stats of players into your HUD???
Why is it that every time a table with this particular reg on 14/12 (tight af for these days) pops up, he's opening the pot?? Check his stats for the 14th time in the last 5 minutes....man how is he opening EVERY FUCKING HAND SINCE 1977 ON 14/12??????????????????? Ok let's see why and jam my 66. OH THAT'S RIGHT... AA+ EVERY SINGLE HAND :mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr::mdr:
Isn't it that someone is meant to flop a pair 1/3rd of the time? Then how come when I raise and get defended, I lose 100000000% of the pots, becuz that person is calling me all the way down on the 1/3rd time they hit their fucking deuce on AK2 and I'm betting JT or whatever....but yet when I defend, I hit that 1/3rd flop roughly.................... ONE IN 1000 OCCASIONS, and then when I do and call down a bit shiftily, he barrels every street, 100% of the time, surely one of these times he has to be bluffing, this isn't possible. NOOOOOOOOOOOPE indeed HAS THE SHIZNITS 1000000% OF THE FUCKING TIME???????????????
And finally the other classic, this bastard that never folds ever ever ever to anything vs me post flop, THIS TIME I HAVE YOU!! MUAAAHAHAHAH I ACTUALLY HAVE THE NUTS THIS TIME CALL ME CAAAALL LIKE THE OTHER 359345867356576-8457645762345247524753247502349875 TIMES TODAY......... snap folds the second you sniff the mouse.
Well you all know what I'm talking about, you've been there..or at least I imagine you have. But you see, for all the same names that pop up winning every high roller, same players at every FT of every SCOOP...THEY NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS FOR LONGER THAN ONE FUCKING DAY. I've had this my entire life, this shit never ever ever ends. I may get a few days let up where the distribution somewhat replicates that of 50 years ago, and remember even though I used to complain about running so bad. Christ I was on fire in those days!! Running 3-4% ROI below EV in the 9-mans almost all of the time WAS ABSOLUTE FIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!! :sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy::sfishy:
I already know what you're saying...."man everyone goes through this, totally standard" YADA FUCKING YADA NUMBSKULL SHEEP...INCORRECT!!! Yes almost everyone DOES AT SOME POINT experience this absolute mathematically impossible bullshit at various intervals during their poker lives, but they/you are all soon back to normal, expectation occurs more often than not, blah babysat horseshoe up your asses blah!! My account is the exact opposite. Rather than EV taking place alot of the time, and crazy bollox occuring here and there, for a few little downswings and break even stretches, which yes EVERYONE ENDURES, mine is 98% this crazy shit, and once or twice a year I get a slight sniff of what something remotely close to EV might be. So I win a flip with 44 vs AQ, or I hit a dry flop holding KK, you know, something absolutely fucking insane as that (to me it's total miracle).
That babysat little horsehoe raping Charlie Carrel, omg my dead nan could win millions with his card distribution. Who watched the SCOOP high roller main event?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH ON A PLLLLLLLLLLATE MATE. Absolutely handed to him on a plate. He started the FT in 9th, and I said to everyone who would listen, "I'm telling you this as a gospel, that man has literally ZERO chance of finishing 9th. He wil card rack his way to the win, I'd bet my life on it!" OH HAI DAR KK TWICE DOUBLING TWICE ALL THE ACTION IN THE WORLD, THEN TOP TWO WHEN DEFENDING AND SOME SPAZ TRIPLE BARRELS ENTIRE STACK INTO HIM WITH LITERALLY NOTHING, HAVE THE CHIP LEAD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.... HOW YYYYYOU DOIN???????? :mdr::wtf::mdr::wtf::mdr::wtf:
A newborn baby couldn't fail to win millions with that distribution. Woah so he pulls off the odd sick bluff now and again, yeah that's called so fucking confident my dad owns the PNG that no matter what I do I can't lose anyway.
The whole site is bullshit and needs bringing to justice. Or at least stop bullying my account...cuz believe me...I will find you...and I will......
Year's still going fucking fantastic. AIPF bb400 to 1600, the most inflective blind levels.
And for the housebot proofing.
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And first two weeks of 9mans on WPN
THE HELLETH NE'ER ENDETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi fans. Can see you've all missed me no end!
So my last post was 21st July 2017. I can confirm that as of that day absolutely nothing has changed, and the bewilderment that are my accounts are continuing on an unprecedented scale.
Most of my play has been on WPN. My backer prefers his hhorses to play for the SitnCrush leaderboard, and so this is what I've been doing. Creating a whole different account on a different network has made f all difference to the curse that is my life, however. Here is the combined graph of both sites since 28th April 2017.
That is 1.1 million hands. Here is the all-in pre flop version.
I am in no way in control of my own poker life, it is being written for me physically by the cheating sites and there's nothing I can do about it.
Time for the update you've all been camping outside the pokerstrategy offices with your "UNRIG RAGZ'S ACCOUNTS" protest signs for.
It simply is not worth my time logging in, not for a huge multitable SnG sesh, not for a simple 1-2 table SCOOP/MTT dabble, or little satellite, a fucking freeroll from these horrendously patronising tickets Stars loves to condescend us all with...NOTHING! NADA! ZIPPEDY!
I cannot, cannot CANNOT win a single 99/1 ever. It's off the scale, sixteen full on years now of this hell, no end in sight!!!
So let's go over the year thus far. From March 23rd I was given a better shot at going for a $1250 spot on the WPN SitnCrush weekly leaderboard, due to a top grinder quitting to move over to the cash version, The Beast. I subsequently went 6 straight weeks achieving a top 3 spot (in order to make $1250), with one week chopping 4-way for slightly less. Here is the EV graph for that stretch.
During that 6 weeks I've taken about $1200 profit and am currently $600 in mu. Helluva living!
Not played much Stars on the year, but of what I have played, here it is.
So with WPN, I'm still convinced I have the highest evbb/100 of at least the top 6-7 grinders on the leaderboard. I know of a few who don't grind so much who are higher, know of them personally, but for those of us who have to 20-30 table in order to hit the top spots, I'm quite confident I nail the lot of em. This is quite evident in the fact I can NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER win a single coinflip vs these motherfuckers! Their sharkscope graphs are terrible, and from Jan '18 to March '19 I smash every single one of them on sharkscope.
It's pretty obvious the eco system realises they are so bad that they need to get their EV from somewhere in order to be kept around, the leaderboard contenders are the bread and butter for the site. Unlike Stars who can just fuck off all their regs and not have a problem, WPN definitely relies way more on regs than Stars do. So while these whales are donking off terribly to average other egs and recs, genius moi, who's ranges and post flop are so perfect even Stu Ungar would be dazzled, is the one who has to donate the EV to them, it's just glaringly too obvious. INFINITE 3 and 4 handed cuntings vs the same players hour in, hour out.
I mean, here is one way I can compare. I used to play hundreds of games against the same 3-4 regs in Stars $16 9mans back in the day, documented on here even, and it would be a total fist pump crack out the champagne celebration if any of us were to get HU from 100 games a day!! That's in a 9-man. Now the majority of these games average 12 players, and let me tell you EVERY SINNNNNNNNNNGLE HU I ever reach is vs the same 2-3 players 99.999999% of the time. It's utterly off the charts impossible.
So 2-4 handed is a graph we can look at for EV to show what's going on even more. I can't go to 5 handed, becuz 5-handed can mean more than one table, so that would make things alot more innaccurate.
So 2-4 handed. 4 handed in a 9man is obv bubble, in a 6max is whatever, and in an On-Demand is usually min cash, sometimes a bubble. 3 handed is obv a 6max bubble, a min cash in 9m, sometimes a min cash or slightly better in ODM....you get the picture. 2-4 handed is where AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL THE MONEY IIIIIIIIIIIIIS, CAPICE???
I can't separate the game type in HM2 becuz WPN hh's don't have summaries etc. Although somehow it is possible to separate from 6m, from turbo to hyper, but can't separate 9m from ODM. Can't separate any buy-in within ODM either, which sucks cuz I'd like to show how beyond all imagaination my $100 one would be, being down over $4500 in just 130 odd of those.
So here's my lifetime WPN 2-4 handed graph.
^^ That nigh on 200,000 2-4 handed hands covers almost a million hands whole game, which is around 21,500 tournaments, almost two years.
Here is the all-in pre-flop version.
Even after long lay offs from Stars, the second I come back, utterly annihilated instantly, there's not a thing I can do. Jsut remember folks, Those big names you all love to follow so much aren't there becuz they're good, they're there becuz the system is allowing them to be. What I've done wrong in a past life, I may never know. BUT FUCKINGFUCKYOU AL L CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interesting graph.
It shows only from 2021/01/01 until the same date next year.
It also shows a net profit of €24,347.40
You make the claim that PokerStars math is fake, but could it be that whatever algorithm is used to calculate All-in EV has a problem?
Now way to tell from the viewer's perspective.
Perhaps you have other insights you could share...
Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Interesting graph.
It shows only from 2021/01/01 until the same date next year.
It also shows a net profit of €24,347.40You make the claim that PokerStars math is fake, but could it be that whatever algorithm is used to calculate All-in EV has a problem?
Now way to tell from the viewer's perspective.
Perhaps you have other insights you could share...
Holdem manager is perfectly precise in it's EV calculatings.
Had to make another account as forgot password to other one.
Here is a post about online poker SnG's. They are..finally...categorically...OVER.
I've never been one to subscribe to the whole "poker is dead" mantra over the years as I've always felt regs are horrendous enough for that to not be the case. And that was correct. Now however, we have the likes of bencb (Raise Your Edge), BBZ and a few others, to blame for their verminous actions in the past few years that has ensured the demise of the game. I think these people are vile vultures and deserve to be found and made to pay for what they've done. Using the pathetic narcissistic line that they're "just giving something back" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeh right, in that case why are you charging for the info, if it's GIVING something back? If I was to bump into any of these wasters at a live event somewhere they would certainly hear my thoughts on the matter, before I took their buy-ins off them with ease, what with the cards finally being ACTUALLY RANDOM.
Right now, every single $5 SnG on Stars is 50x tougher than any $5,000 6-max, or any $300-$500 whatever the limit went to 18-man game from 2013 and before. Ridiculously harder than any SnG whatsoever where there was a gigantic number of regs all baying for SNE status. WAYYYYYYYYYYY HARDER. Every single single player is ICM competent, every single fucking dull as fuck $5 18-man game goes ooooooooooooooooooooooooon and oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon and oooooooooooooooooooooooon for hourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to the last fucking blind level due to the nittery of the ICM, every player and his dog has been taught to learn by these animals that have destroyed online poker.
Just sitting on a measly Hot $4.40 FT right now, for a pathetic no use to anyone $300 first place, we're scanning around the table to see nothing but asbolute NIT GTO stats and nothing else. Not a single whale in sight. A $4 FT is 10x more difficult than any WSOP Main Event in fucking history. That's the likes of BENJAMIN I'M SUCH A GOOD GUY ROLLE, JORDAN LOOK HOW VAIN I AM DRUMMOND, CHARLIE EVERYONE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME IN MY VIDOES AND I'll PREACH ABOUT HUMILITY WHEN I AM IN FACT A SELF OBSESSED CUNT CARREL, and others that have done this to the tables. And you're happy about that? Covid believing sheep yer!!
Wouldn't quite be the end of the world if I wasn't still running like absolute aids every single single single playing day of my entire life, this now being the 18th year of complete and total runhell!!!!!!!!
Without going all the way back to the last post, which has pretty much been simply more of the same as the entire blog, this is the last 2 months.
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I am now consistently losing on average $500 a day abi $11 at an actual bb/100 rate of 7 and higher, and the ev obvs being higher than that. It's almost as though more rake is being stolen somewhere out the backdoor because not one single 7 all the way up to even 22bb/100 day is finishing in any profit whatsoever. Just utterly vile circumstances.
Looking at other regs in my games who're are better than me at putting in the hours and going through the disgusting struggles of obvious rigdom and absolute PATTERNISED number generating, I can work out they're on nothing better than $25-30 an hour, which quite frankly you may as well go to mcdonalds for and have a better social life.
As we know, Stars have contributed massively in the downfall of SnG poker, lowering buy-ins right across the board as costs of living go up???????? Mmmmmmmmm makes a lot of sense. Pieces of shit they are. Everything that has happened since Scamaya took over in 2014 has been exactly the same as the rest of the current world wide agenda, to destroy human's lives.
Every single poker day is absolute hell and anyone pretending it isn't is a lying pos.
Originally posted by dangermowse2
Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Interesting graph.
It shows only from 2021/01/01 until the same date next year.
It also shows a net profit of €24,347.40You make the claim that PokerStars math is fake, but could it be that whatever algorithm is used to calculate All-in EV has a problem?
Now way to tell from the viewer's perspective.
Perhaps you have other insights you could share...Holdem manager is perfectly precise in it's EV calculatings.
Had to make another account as forgot password to other one.
I suggest that you create a customer support ticket Follow the link then click the 
beside "Open a new ticket"
Give them all the details you can. Customer service will likely be able to get you your old account back.