53o hah, 3k 3a... Almost dead hand for rest of players ♦
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I guess he thought I was snowing...
I wasn't
beware the feral cow packs. they hunger.
PokerStars No Limit Single Draw ($1.44+$1.50) t200/t400 ante t100 - 6 players
BB: t4,225
UTG: t17,866
UTG+1: t13,294
CO: t7,771
Button: t4,605 (Hero)
SB: t9,765
Dealing Hands: (t1,200) 9♠:6♠:5♦:3♣:4♦: (6 players)
3 folds, Hero calls t400, SB calls t200, BB checks
First Draw: (t1,800) (3 players)
SB discards 2, BB discards 4, Hero stands,
9♠:6♠:5♦:3♣:4♦:
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets t4105 and is all-in, SB raises to t9265 and is all-in, BB folds
Hero showed 9♠:6♠:5♦:3♣:4♦:, Lo: 9,6,5,4,3
SB showed 5♣:A♣:4♠:9♦:7♣:, Lo: A,9,7,5,4
Hero won t10010
No bounty this time, but carried on to cash...
VS
Perhaps SB didn't know or remember that an ace never plays as a low card in 2-7 draw.
Yea it is kind of normal for me!:appl:
Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
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SB: $10.90 (109 bb)
BB: $7.77 (77.7 bb)
UTG: $10.88 (108.8 bb)
MP: $8.30 (83 bb)
CO: $18.89 (188.9 bb)
Hero (BTN): $21.79 (217.9 bb)
Preflop: Hero is BTN with A♥: A♦:
2 folds, CO raises to $0.30, Hero raises to $0.86, SB folds, BB calls $0.76, CO raises to $3.49, Hero raises to $7.51, BB raises to $7.77, CO raises to $18.89 and is all-in, Hero calls $11.38
Flop: ($45.60) T♣: 5♥: 6♣: (3 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($45.60) 9♣: (3 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($45.60) K♣: (3 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:
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$45.60 pot ($1.50 rake)
Final Board: T♣: 5♥: 6♣: 9♣: K♣:
BB showed 6♥: 5♣: and won $22.31 ($14.54 net)
CO showed K♥: K♦: and won $21.79 ($2.90 net)
Hero showed A♥: A♦: and lost (-$18.89 net)
Thank you very much! 
PokerStars - 100/200 Ante 25 NL - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 33.12 BB
BB: 21.82 BB (VPIP: 33.85, PFR: 18.33, 3Bet Preflop: 5.26, Hands: 68)
UTG: 12.55 BB (VPIP: 13.64, PFR: 14.55, 3Bet Preflop: 5.88, Hands: 68)
3 players post ante of 0.13 BB, BB posts SB 0.5 BB, UTG posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.87 BB) Hero has A♦ A♣
Hero raises to 2 BB, BB calls 1.5 BB, fold
Flop: (5.37 BB, 2 players) A♠ 2♥ 8♦
BB bets 19.7 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 19.7 BB
Turn: (44.77 BB, 2 players) Q♠
River: (44.77 BB, 2 players) 2♦
BB shows T♥ T♣ (Two Pair, Tens and Twos)
(Pre 19%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows A♦ A♣ (Full House, Aces full of Twos)
(Pre 81%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 44.77 BB
The Case 5 Saves the Day
Hey, I'm tryin' think ranges here!
My thoughts on the turn shove were, "No way he open raises UTG with a 5"
My thoughts immediately after calling were, "Unless he has two of 'em"
(or two 7s, 6s, 3s or 4s)
Cheers,
VS
Pokergod: Kiss my bum bum! 
PokerStars - 80/160 Ante 20 NL - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
SB: 52.87 BB (VPIP: 52.86, PFR: 5.88, 3Bet Preflop: 2.94, Hands: 72)
Hero (BB): 31.5 BB
2 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 1.75 BB) Hero has 3♠ 3♣
SB calls 0.5 BB, Hero checks
Flop: (2.25 BB, 2 players) 7♦ 7♠ 3♦
Hero checks, SB checks
Turn: (2.25 BB, 2 players) 6♠
Hero bets 1.57 BB, SB calls 1.57 BB
River: (5.4 BB, 2 players) 9♣
Hero bets 3.78 BB, SB raises to 7.56 BB, Hero raises to 28.8 BB and is all-in, SB calls 21.24 BB
Hero shows 3♠ 3♣ (Full House, Threes full of Sevens)
(Pre 63%, Flop 0%, Turn 0%)
SB shows 3♥ 7♥ (Full House, Sevens full of Threes)
(Pre 37%, Flop 100%, Turn 100%)
SB wins 63 BB
Nothing could be funner...
...than to win with runner-runner
888 Poker - 100/200 Ante 40 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
MP+2: 2,960
CO: 3,290
BTN: 1,880
Hero (SB): 3,220
BB: 7,220
UTG: 2,225
UTG+1: 3,680
MP: 2,775
MP+1: 2,750
9 players post ante of 40, Hero posts SB 100, BB posts BB 200
Pre Flop: (pot: 660) Hero has K♦:A♥:
UTG calls 200, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO calls 200, BTN calls 200, Hero raises to 3,180 and is all-in, fold, UTG calls 1,985 and is all-in, CO calls 2,980, fold
Flop: (9,305, 3 players) J♥:8♥:7♣:
Turn: (9,305, 3 players) Q♠:
River: (9,305, 3 players) T♠:
CO shows 5♦:5♣: (One Pair, Fives)
Main Pot [7,315]: (Pre 45%, Flop 60%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [1,990]: (Pre 59%, Flop 71%, Turn 79%)
Hero shows K♦:A♥: (Straight, Ace High)
Main Pot [7,315]: (Pre 34%, Flop 25%, Turn 17%)
Side Pot#1 [1,990]: (Pre 41%, Flop 29%, Turn 21%)
UTG shows A♣:Q♥: (One Pair, Queens)
Main Pot [7,315]: (Pre 21%, Flop 15%, Turn 79%)
Hero wins 7,315
Hero wins 1,990
Misclick Bluff
Caught on Stream...
From time to time, when I click on a table to activate it, I accidentally click on a button that folds, bets or raises.
I don't know if this link will actually work, but ...
Misclick Bluff
In case it didn't, here's the hand history...
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888 Poker - 200/400 Ante 50 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 33,225
SB: 31,560
BB: 27,865
UTG: 28,720
UTG+1: 32,995
MP: 29,900
MP+1: 30,780
MP+2: 42,291
CO: 39,585
9 players post ante of 50, SB posts SB 200, BB posts BB 400
Pre Flop: (pot: 1,050) Hero has 9♣:Q♣:
fold, fold, fold, fold, MP+2 raises to 800, fold, Hero calls 800, SB calls 600, BB raises to 2,000, MP+2 calls 1,200, Hero calls 1,200, SB calls 1,200
Flop: (8,450, 4 players) 5♠:7♥:4♥:
SB checks, BB checks, MP+2 checks, Hero checks
Turn: (8,450, 4 players) A♣:
SB checks, BB checks, MP+2 checks, Hero checks
River: (8,450, 4 players) 8♦:
SB checks, BB checks, MP+2 checks, Hero bets 400, <== Misclick!!
fold, fold, fold
Hero wins 8,450
Equity Swings!
Equitas evanescit pepedi quasi in vento
(Equity disappears like farting in the wind)
But it occasionally reappears, too...
888 Poker - 15/30 Ante 3 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
SB: 3,000
BB: 3,000
UTG: 3,000
UTG+1: 3,000
MP: 3,000
Hero (MP+1): 3,000
MP+2: 3,000
CO: 3,000
BTN: 3,000
9 players post ante of 3, SB posts SB 15, BB posts BB 30
Pre Flop: (pot: 72) Hero has K♦ K♥
UTG raises to 60, fold, fold, Hero raises to 156, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 585, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2,997 and is all-in, SB calls 2,412 and is all-in
Flop: (6,111, 2 players) Q♠ J♠ T♣
Turn: (6,111, 2 players) A♥
River: (6,111, 2 players) 3♥
SB shows Q♣ Q♦ (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 18%, Flop 68%, Turn 25%)
Hero shows K♦ K♥ (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 82%, Flop 32%, Turn 75%)
Hero wins 6,111
How to Play Spin-and-Go Tournaments
I won a ticket so figured I'd spew it ...
Well, except for the spew part...
PokerStars - 10/20 NL (3 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
Hero (BTN): 500
SB: 500
BB: 500
SB posts SB 10, BB posts BB 20
Pre Flop: (pot: 30) Hero has 5♦ 5♥
Hero raises to 500 and is all-in, SB calls 490 and is all-in, BB calls 480 and is all-in
Flop: (1,500, 3 players) 9♥ 8♥ 8♣
Turn: (1,500, 3 players) 6♥
River: (1,500, 3 players) J♣
SB shows 4♦ 3♣ (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 8%, Flop 1%, Turn 0%)
BB shows 3♦ A♠ (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 28%, Flop 27%, Turn 19%)
Hero shows 5♦ 5♥ (Two Pair, Eights and Fives)
(Pre 63%, Flop 72%, Turn 81%)
Hero wins 1,500
Originally posted by tonypmm
That SB's hand
Offsuit 'connectors' are near-nuts, ldo.
I had blockers 
A #1 goes begging
7,5,4,3,2 is the best possible hand in 2-7 lowball.
There are 1020 combos of this hand, so the chances of getting dealt this hand pat are 0.039% or 2547:1 against.
At the high end, this represents a hand Full House, Kings full of Jacks or better.
So much potential, so little return...
once a cow has a taste for violence, it reverts. it becomes feral.
PokerStars No Limit Single Draw ($1.44+$1.50) t25/t50 ante t12 - 7 players
HJ: t2,992
CO: t3,000
Button: t2,596
SB: t3,651 (Hero)
BB: t1,381
UTG: t1,957
UTG+1: t5,168
Dealing Hands: (t159) 3♥:5♠:7♦:2♦:4♠: (7 players)
5 folds, Hero raises to t100, BB folds
Hero collected t184
Here's how it looked on stream...
https://www.twitch.tv/maugr1s/clip/ScrumptiousInexpensiveBunnyOptimizePrime
Attention! This is a robbery!
Please stay calm and hand over the pot, then nothing will happen to you. It´s near the bubble, so don´t panic, just put the chips into the bag and hand them over to me.
PokerStars - 80/160 Ante 20 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4
UTG: 19.12 BB (VPIP: 29.85, PFR: 6.87, 3Bet Preflop: 5.77, Hands: 135)
CO: 17.13 BB (VPIP: 18.52, PFR: 11.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 83)
BTN: 18.11 BB (VPIP: 35.00, PFR: 1.28, 3Bet Preflop: 2.94, Hands: 83)
Hero (SB): 11.17 BB
BB: 18.84 BB (VPIP: 26.51, PFR: 19.75, 3Bet Preflop: 9.09, Hands: 83)
5 players post ante of 0.13 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Pre Flop: (pot: 2.12 BB) Hero has 7♥ J♦
fold, fold, BTN calls 1 BB, Hero raises to 11.05 BB and is all-in, BB raises to 18.72 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 16.98 BB and is all-in
Flop: (47.64 BB, 3 players) 7♣ Q♥ 8♥
Turn: (47.64 BB, 3 players) J♥
River: (47.64 BB, 3 players) 2♠
BB shows K♠ J♠ (One Pair, Jacks)
Main Pot [33.77 BB]: (Pre 48%, Flop 16%, Turn 19%)
Side Pot#1 [13.86 BB]: (Pre 61%, Flop 72%, Turn 100%)
BTN shows 3♣ 2♣ (One Pair, Twos)
Main Pot [33.77 BB]: (Pre 31%, Flop 7%, Turn 0%)
Side Pot#1 [13.86 BB]: (Pre 39%, Flop 28%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 7♥ J♦ (Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens)
Main Pot [33.77 BB]: (Pre 21%, Flop 77%, Turn 81%)
Hero wins 33.77 BB
BB wins 13.86 BB
Was this in a KO STT? If so, then, judging by BTN's limp/overcalling range, the robbery was a bad idea 
(Poor BTN likely thought they were covering BB too because the difference was less than 1 bb. That's why you should include Live Stack (the stack size in chips at the start of the hand) into the HUD.)
Tony, no, it was a regular 7 $ 9max SnG. No K.O. Yes, BTNs call is indeed interesting. 
And as we have seen, Villains only had to stay calm and give me the pot. Instead they decided to open the fire at me, so I had to take BTN as hostage and blackmail BB. But still: BB didn´t get it, so I killed the hostage and BB had to pay a lot of chips.