Bad Jokes

Hey Vorpal,

I would be interested but I'm going to get a bad cold last Monday evening!

My brother went there next week, and said it wasn't worth the trip.

A farmer lived in ancient Rome.

He was working in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that many would want to see, so he took it home, washed it off, and set up a display in a case.
He advertised the giant strawberry far and wide, and people came from all over to see the exhibit.
He charged admission and made a pile of money.

However, he failed to report his earnings to the tax authorities, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit.
When they arrived at his door, he said, "I suppose you have come all this way to admire my exhibit as well?"

"No," they said. "We've come to seize your berry, not to praise it."

Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you want something?"
He begins to reply, "I don't think..."
and disappears

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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seat-belt.
Then it clicked.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do countries keep their armies?

What did the painter say to the wall?

I wrote a theatrical performance about puns.
It's a play on words