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SalamiandCheese
Joined: 16.07.2008

1. I get bags of smokes from the Native reserve, $12 for a carton. It's at least $65 at the regular store.

2. I don't enjoy smokes really. I just can't stop! But I have gone through over half a pack play a single MTT, along with a 2L bottle of coke. _o:

3. I was wearing a nice fleece pullover in a bar and burned a big fuckin hole in it. :f_cry:


TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

1 - what cigarettes / cigars do you smoke and how much do they cost ?
A: They were called Belmont, forgot the price.

2 - when is the perfect time to light one and enjoy it to the max ?
A: When I was drunk was best time. Would wake up next morning with a hurting throat.

3 - if you can, share with us an awkward or embarrassing moment you had and which included smoking
A: I was standing in the back of my parents small pickup while we were on our way home. I tried to light up and let go of the car, falling into the street when we turned a corner. Luckily I was skinny back then and didnt break any bones.


Originally posted by mishuq
3 - I remember I was at a traffic light. it was red and I stopped next to a Smart with 2 hot chicks who were looking up at me (I drive a tucson). I enjoyed the view as well as my last puff from my cigarette then I decided to throw it like a no look pass through the right side window. I did. It wasn't open.

aaouehaouehouahe

need to go to MLIA :f_biggrin:


mishuq
Joined: 31.07.2008

I remember lots of laughs coming from outside the car and lots of desperation from inside...


mishuq,

i laughed a lot only by reading, imagine if i were there... _biggrin:

well, just for completing the post: i'm not a regular smoker, i only smoke when i'm drunk. xD


mishuq
Joined: 31.07.2008

Originally posted by rex99

well, just for completing the post: i'm not a regular smoker, i only smoke when i'm drunk. xD

that's how we aaaaall start :P


Originally posted by mishuq

Originally posted by rex99

well, just for completing the post: i'm not a regular smoker, i only smoke when i'm drunk. xD

that's how we aaaaall start :P
So fucking true lol


Cardbender
Joined: 03.03.2008

1. Export A Gold/smooth - 11.50$ us Aprox. "25 smokes in pack"

2. With a glass of scotch after 4:20.

3. I am embarrassed to say I smoke cigarettes cause they are so unhealthy and are super expensive. I smoke 5-6 smokes per day. During exam week 20 per/day :/ .

:DD


1seednoir1
Joined: 27.05.2008

does puff puff count???
When people use the word "smoke", I only can think of that...

I smoke Malboro light cause here in Senegal they don't have Camel Mild ;(. Yeah right I'm a HUGE Camel mild smoker, that why the last year I've only been smoking 1 to 3cigs per day.

The best moments for cigs are after 7hours flights, in the middle of the snow at time square or geneva, after sex of COURSE.... I also can't stop thinkin about the best moments I had smokin' weeed (even if I stopped a year ago). I won't say when drinkin cause when I do, I smoke cig on cig and the next day I'm soo disgusted that I stay away from smoke for a day or sooo.

Funny moment?(the weed ones are funnier :O) Well I guess I lit the filter almost all the time when I'm drunk. I threw my cig to tha balcony, it actually landed on a poor guy. when we where drunk, my friends and I used to challenge each other by seeing who's gonna feel up an empty box first in the streets of Nice.


Originally posted by nafar84

Originally posted by mishuq

Originally posted by rex99

well, just for completing the post: i'm not a regular smoker, i only smoke when i'm drunk. xD

that's how we aaaaall start :P
So fucking true lol

lol!

i have some friends that started like this... heheeh

i'm more near than you can think xD

ah: the cigarrete is usually marlboro =D


mishuq
Joined: 31.07.2008

: sigh (admiring my creation/thread) :

well as long as we went on weed....

I remember one night I was so wasted I tried to go home from a friend's flat (it was august and we were, more or less, 20 ppl in his 2 rooms apartment) and almost got ran over by the apartment's owner with his skis on. thought I started seeing shit , thus I'm too wasted to go home by myself and went back upstairs to have some beers with the rest of the gang...

next day I found out the guy actually crashed in some old lady downstairs, broke her arm and his parents had to make the statement at the hospital so that they don't transfer the lady to psycho therapy (ofc no one believed her story....who gets ran over by skis in his own flat ?!)

I hope I persuaded some more ppl in putting down a few lines here ;)


viewer88
Joined: 19.04.2008

Perhaps this is one of those "you had to be there" stories, but I'm gonna tell it anyway:

This one beautifull afternoon we were super-baked and went in to a bar to play some pool.
Friend of mine wanted to open with the white ball, but he was a super-clunz so he skyrocketted the ball. It landed on a table-footbal (foosball? how you call it?) and rolled straight into the goal. The ball got stuck inside the machine.
With the first shot he disabled two games.. I nearly choked laughing


1seednoir1
Joined: 27.05.2008

Ah finally .. ok...

1_ I used to smoke all kind of weeds the green stuff, the sticky-yiki stuff, the purple, the orange bud... even the white widow stuff... the stinky stuff, the stuffy stuff... and all that

2_ BEST MOMENTS? oyday ayeday bb ... One of my best memorable moments are when I risked to travel from SF to Nice with some purple haze, and shared it on a blunt with one of my best friends. I also missed the friday afternoons spent with my friends in the woods of Sophia antipolis with the best mix ever "HH"(hashish-Heineken)

3_ One day I took a big hit on a bang, fall on the floor and blacked out, when I woke up 10seconds later I felt like I was out 5mn.
Since we was in a boarding school, there was this one guy who wanted to smoke weed so bad(for the first time). We didn't want him to, so we went to find some herbs people use for cooking. We then pretend we was smokin and passed him the "joint". He smoked it and couldn't stop pretending he was HIII... was so funny how everyone in the room knew he was just acting, and him trying to fool us.


rhinoneil
Joined: 16.04.2008

1. Lambert & Butler. £5.20 though I just had 600 duty free so am freerolling.

2. Try giving up for a day or two then light up, what a hit, makes you dizzy!
Love a smoke in mtt breaks, particularly live games.

3. Had a couple, smoking outside my office, when I finished flicked the nub towards the kerb but caught it too well and went through the open window of a parked car. Also landed one on the roof of a soft top cabriolet.


fcumred
Joined: 16.03.2008

Cost = Equivalent of $6 per packet. Mayfair king size

Best time for a ciggie - First thing in the morning

Funniest moment -

When I was 15 I used to sneak a smoke out of the bedroom window and at that stage my parents didnt know I smoked and would have gone mental if they ever found out.

One night I was puffing away when I heard my dad coming up the stairs so I flicked my dog end out the window in haste, only to watch in horror as the wind caugth it and sent it sailing down towards the line of freshly washed laundry hanging on the line.

It landed straight in the middle of my mums best cotton sheets and nestled there nicely, burning a hole in them which gradually got bigger and bigger right before my eyes.

In a state of panic I flew down the stairs and out into the back yard, and did all I could to extinguish the now smouldering mess, and tried to figure out a way to explain it. In the end I grabbed the sheet, stuffed it in the bottom of the dustbin then acted in complete surprise when my mum told me that someone had come into hte garden and stolen her best cotton sheet.

To this day they still talk about the day someone came and nicked their bed linen....


DaPhunk
Joined: 01.03.2008

Originally posted by travoltaJOHNy
Have a nice watch

_biggrin:

I've heard about these adverts before. Supposedly in Australia every pack has some annoying image on it.

If I was a smoker I would be so godamn sick of people telling me it was bad for me and that I should quit. This south Park episode highlights how fucked up some of these non-smokers are;

http://www.xepisodes.com/episodes/713/Butt-Out.html

#fcumred; That story is amazing lol!


michaelg5pro
Joined: 18.12.2006

Originally posted by mishuq
Hey !!

a bit from curiosity, a bit more from boredom I thought it would be interesting to create this thread and see if we can have some fun.

I'll just place 3 points here but feel free to add any fun/interesting stuff in case you're taking a chill out break between sessions / card dead, but not whiling to shut down your PC yet / bored as hell, but sick of clicking 'refresh' on the new posts page of the forum...

1 - what cigarettes / cigars do you smoke and how much do they cost ?

2 - when is the perfect time to light one and enjoy it to the max ?

3 - if you can, share with us an awkward or embarrassing moment you had and which included smoking

_biggrin:

I just abandoned smoking one week ago, third or 4th time in my life, hopefully forever. But why not answering your questions, i always bought 40g packes of tobacco, halfzware shag something like that, easy to build cigarettes of that and cheap, less then 4 € to come along for two days.

Best pleasure is with beer, after sex something like that.

...Emembarrassing? Ummm... well there is this lighting up the wrond side and jrecognizing it quite late...

Ummm well, my last restart of smoking was almost on conscious, what a sick decision, and it was the very same time when started poker again. Local casino's smoker area is... at the tables. Oh no!


Berzerger
Joined: 24.03.2008

1. I smoke herb, but no cigs, don't want to unnecessarily mess my lungs up. Occasionally some hash, but it's more expensive and I have to drive to Holland to get it.

2. For me, the best moments are comfy in a seat watching tv or gaming. Smoking outside can be fun too, but it's best done when I don't have to be anywhere or do anything. I have a hard time not messing stuff up when I'm high, because it's not easy to get unhigh when a police officer comes up to talk to you.

3. Once me and a friend of mine were walking to my place after a night out, both drunk and baked. So we're just walking, joking and laughing, when suddenly we see a stack of traffic cones on the side of the road, which we find hilarious of course. But then a sparkling idea is godsend straight into my brain. What if we take the cones and redirect the traffic of the nearest lane into a U-turn? Without all too much hesitation, I take the cones and place them in a conveniently concave ark without noticing the approaching police car. My friend shouts "cops!", grabs me by the hand and drags me behind a bush on the side of the road. I'm thinking damn, we sure are screwed now. The cop car stops, an officer steps out. My friend whispers "dude, if anything happens, tell them we're gay and we were making out. They won't ask questions." The cop looks around, looks at the cones, scratches his head, steps back to the car and... makes a U-turn along the cone ark and drives away.


TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

Originally posted by Berzerger

3. Once me and a friend of mine were walking to my place after a night out, both drunk and baked. So we're just walking, joking and laughing, when suddenly we see a stack of traffic cones on the side of the road, which we find hilarious of course. But then a sparkling idea is godsend straight into my brain. What if we take the cones and redirect the traffic of the nearest lane into a U-turn? Without all too much hesitation, I take the cones and place them in a conveniently concave ark without noticing the approaching police car. My friend shouts "cops!", grabs me by the hand and drags me behind a bush on the side of the road. I'm thinking damn, we sure are screwed now. The cop car stops, an officer steps out. My friend whispers "dude, if anything happens, tell them we're gay and we were making out. They won't ask questions." The cop looks around, looks at the cones, scratches his head, steps back to the car and... makes a U-turn along the cone ark and drives away.

PRICELESS!


Yo friend might be gay good story.