Bad Jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Originally posted by Harrier88
I could post some Christmas jokes, but instead, how about you try finding the punchlines yourselves over here.

Round 2.

How many space will free Great Britain when it leaves the European Union?

1 GB

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Dog philosophy:
It is better to have eaten, puked, and eaten again than never to have eaten at all.

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

2 digestive biscuits were crossing the road

A CIA agent walks into a bar.
"Hey, I've got a great joke for you", says the bartender.

"Heard it" says the agent

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

The nurse called out, "Doctor! She's having contractions again!

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and

cola.”
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?
The bear replies, "I don't know -- I was born this way..."

Three statisticians go hunting.
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots.
The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts out, “We got him!”

If you liked the previous two punchline-guessing games, see if you can match these Christmas songs to an appropriate humorous newspaper headline in this one.

Bah! I didn't notice the timer, so I took my time and had 3 left at the end

What happens when you put a root beer in a square glass?

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