Bad Jokes

Some people think it's romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date
I'm more worried about why they're bringing a knife on their date

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

What do you call an arrogant crook going down the stairs?

There was a glow in the sky to the east
As it got brighter and brighter, I wondered what it was
Then it dawned on me

What did the hat say to the scarf?

Where did the computer go dancing?

Originally posted by faarcyde
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have any books on paranoia. The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

Cell phones should have "Drunk mode"
You can still text, but they never get sent

Originally posted by SDK1987

How is it that a 5,000 word legal document can be called a "Brief"

What do bees do if they need a ride?

Originally posted by Avala7che
What do bees do if they need a ride?

Spoiler

Wait at the buzz stop!

Is there a word that contains all the vowels including "y"?

What do you give to a sick lemon?

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea