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07.08.2021, 09:54


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07.08.2021, 16:28

Boss: "You’ve been late 3 times this week. Do you know what that means?"
Worker: "It’s Wednesday?"


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08.08.2021, 20:18

I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.


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09.08.2021, 11:09


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09.08.2021, 16:48

Geneticists have succeeded in combining the DNA of a sheep, an ant, and a hummingbird.
Thus creating a baahumbug.


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10.08.2021, 10:37


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10.08.2021, 10:58 +1

When you thought you caught the Corona Virus but the Doctor says it's just cancer :f_rolleyes:


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10.08.2021, 17:45 +1

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
It's called lunch.


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11.08.2021, 16:40

My sister-in-law was asked if she dyed her hair. She replied, "It died on its own, so I coloured it"


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12.08.2021, 17:28

A troupe of mimes abducted a man in Paris.
They did unspeakable things to him.


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13.08.2021, 13:42


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13.08.2021, 17:44 +1

At the time of its invention, the guillotine was considered cutting-edge technology


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14.08.2021, 18:42 +1

I used my GPS to navigate to the cemetery.
I got a bit nervous when I got there and it said, "You have reached your final destination!"


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15.08.2021, 16:34

I wanted to be a monk, but I never had the chants


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16.08.2021, 17:00

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I’m serious, that Israeli how he does it.


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