Bad Jokes

Skunks like Valentine's Day because they're scentimental

Melons always have church weddings because they cantaloupe.

Dracula is a pain in the neck!

It pays with your money
It eats your money
It gambles with your money
It smells like your money
It throws away your money
It forbids you to win money
It allows you to pay your money
It lets you pay for earning some money
It doesn't want you to have some money ....

I was going to do the all-almond diet, but then I thought, "This is nuts"

Minister Luns (Netherlands - Foreign affairs) in the 60's about his hobby: "I fok horses"

Prime Minister Den Uyl (Netherlands, 70's): "We are a nation of undertakers"

Not a bad joke, just epic:

Originally posted by wickus
Not a bad joke, just epic:

One of my absolute all-time favourite sketches.

In return I give you the Four Yorkshiremen pre Monty Python

Originally posted by VorpalF2F

Originally posted by wickus
Not a bad joke, just epic:

One of my absolute all-time favourite sketches.

In return I give you the Four Yorkshiremen pre Monty Python

Never seen that, Marty Feldman...didn't know about the connection to him.

Originally posted by wickus
Never seen that, Marty Feldman...didn't know about the connection to him.

Marty Feldman's best IMO is "Young Frankenstein"

When I was little, my Mum told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. As it turns out, identity theft is a crime

I have a really great joke about a roof — but it would be over your head

Do cats eat chocolate mouse for dessert?

Yesterday I had to remove a clog from the toilet.
I have no idea how a wooden shoe got into it in the first place