Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Spoiler
Pumpkin Pi!
How many politicians do you need to milk a cow?
Spoiler
five!
One holds the tits and four move the cow up and down ...
What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
Spoiler
A large pizza can feed a family of four
A passenger was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network.
He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"
My potatoes are getting old, I am old so I am a potato ...
according to environment thoughts ...
The image in the above was clipped, but I think this is the joke...
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplants asked about the prices.
The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain here belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Finally, we have this politician brain for $250,000.
"Wow!" said the client — "why so much!"
"Well", said the doctor, "it has rarely been used."