This is madness!!!

BTN: 100 BB
SB: 263.6 BB
BB: 34 BB
UTG: 100 BB
Hero (MP): 137.2 BB
CO: 166.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB, UTG posts penalty blind 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.4 BB) Hero has 9♠ 9♣

UTG raises to 3 BB, Hero calls 3 BB, fold, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (12.4 BB, 4 players) 6♠ 9♥ 2♦
BB checks, UTG bets 6 BB, Hero calls 6 BB, fold, fold

Turn: (24.4 BB, 2 players) 6♦
UTG bets 11.8 BB, Hero calls 11.8 BB

River: (48 BB, 2 players) A♦
UTG bets 79.2 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 79.2 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has ? ?

UTG calls 1 BB, MP raises to 4 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 13 BB, fold, fold, MP calls 9 BB

Flop: (28 BB, 2 players) 8♣ T♣ 2♠
Hero checks, MP bets 8 BB, Hero calls 8 BB

Turn: (44 BB, 2 players) 2♦
Hero checks, MP bets 53 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 53 BB

River: (150 BB, 2 players) 5♥

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has K♣ T♠

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, BB raises to 5 BB, Hero calls 2 BB

Flop: (10 BB, 2 players) 2♣ 5♥ K♦
Hero checks, BB bets 9.6 BB, Hero calls 9.6 BB

Turn: (29.2 BB, 2 players) J♣
Hero checks, BB bets 53.8 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 53.8 BB

River: (136.8 BB, 2 players) 3♥

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has ? ?
fold, fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (6.4 BB, 2 players) J♥ J♠ 3♥
BB bets 6.2 BB, Hero calls 6.2 BB

Turn: (18.8 BB, 2 players) 7♣
BB bets 18 BB, Hero calls 18 BB

River: (54.8 BB, 2 players) K♠
BB checks, Hero bets 76.6 BB and is all-in, BB calls 76.6 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has ? ?

fold, MP calls 1 BB, CO calls 1 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 5.2 BB, MP calls 4.2 BB, CO calls 4.2 BB

Flop: (16 BB, 3 players) Q♦ 3♠ 5♣
Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks

Turn: (16 BB, 3 players) 9♠
Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks

River: (16 BB, 3 players) J♦
Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets 15.4 BB, Hero raises to 165.4 BB and is all-in, fold, CO calls 84.8 BB and is all-in

thanks to guys like this:

SB: 136.4 BB
BB: 100 BB
UTG: 143.8 BB
Hero (MP): 116.6 BB
CO: 179.4 BB
BTN: 53.4 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 5♠ 5♣

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, BTN calls 3 BB, SB calls 2.6 BB, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (12 BB, 4 players) 9♦ 8♥ 5♥
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 5.4 BB, BTN calls 5.4 BB, SB calls 5.4 BB, fold

Turn: (28.2 BB, 3 players) 3♣
SB checks, Hero bets 27 BB, fold, SB calls 27 BB

River: (82.2 BB, 2 players) T♠
SB checks, Hero bets 81.2 BB and is all-in, SB calls 81.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 7♠ 7♥

UTG raises to 2.4 BB, fold, CO calls 2.4 BB, BTN calls 2.4 BB, fold, Hero calls 1.4 BB

Flop: (10 BB, 4 players) 7♣ 3♠ A♣
Hero bets 3 BB, UTG raises to 11 BB, CO raises to 30 BB, BTN raises to 134.2 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 109.4 BB and is all-in, fold, CO calls 46.8 BB and is all-in

Turn: (322.6 BB, 3 players) 6♣

River: (322.6 BB, 3 players) 5♠

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has T♠ Q♠

fold, fold, CO raises to 5 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 4 BB

Flop: (10.4 BB, 2 players) Q♥ 9♠ Q♣
Hero checks, CO bets 96.6 BB and is all-in,

Hero calls 95 BB and is all-in

Turn: (200.4 BB, 2 players) 2♠

River: (200.4 BB, 2 players) K♠