Bad Jokes

I thought the nine were there to turn the chair around whith the tenth standing upon it to turn in the light bulb?

Originally posted by Zeezout
I thought the nine were there to turn the chair around whith the tenth standing upon it to turn in the light bulb?

True, but ya gotta admit they have nice beards!

Cows wear bells because their horns don't work

what did the locksmith say to the electrician ??
friction = energy

This morning I saw an envelope on my doorstep that said:
‘Do Not Bend'.
I stood there for ages trying to figure out how to pick it up...

The Egyptian empire was just a pyramid scheme

I was fishing for luck ... no bait ...

Artificial Intelligence is when you pretend to be smart, but you aren't

Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Artificial Intelligence is when you pretend to be smart, but you aren't

You're talking about politicians here?

Originally posted by Zeezout

Originally posted by VorpalF2F
Artificial Intelligence is when you pretend to be smart, but you aren't

You're talking about politicians here?

No, they pretend to be honest

Police found the crime scene covered with chicken feathers. They suspect fowl play.

Why does Sharks always hunt Guppies?

Because Guppies can't hunt Sharks ...