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As we were going into a cave this morning, the cave guide said to everyone:
“No need to buy insurance.
If there’s a cave-in, everyone will be covered.”
Originally posted by SDK1987
Is there a joke there? I don't understand...
Normally I can find the rest of the joke with an online search — but not this time.
Oh now I get it — the joke is missing the "punch" line.
It is a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It is a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Absolutely no doubt in Google Translate::f_biggrin: (not sure if that was seen in a hotel here on the island)
I was in a shoe shop yesterday trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant "It's too tight".
She said "Try it with the tongue out"
I said "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight".