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VorpalF2F
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14.03.2024, 17:43

What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

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A literalist takes things literally and a kleptomaniac literally takes things


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14.03.2024, 19:46


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15.03.2024, 19:24

A recent survey revealed that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.


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16.03.2024, 18:26

When I was a kid, every guy I knew carried a pocket knife. I still do. I use it a lot. Generally speaking, if a guy (or girl) carves initials in a tree, the other hoped-for partner isn't there.

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

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A shoe


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16.03.2024, 20:22


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17.03.2024, 18:06

Leprechauns recycle because they like to go green!


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17.03.2024, 21:00

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus


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18.03.2024, 17:46

They told me, "Rise and Shine!"
So I at yeast mixed with car wax.


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19.03.2024, 18:52

Patient on the phone: "I need an appointment to see the doctor"
Receptionist: "OK — how about 10 tomorrow morning?
Patient: "No, I only need one"


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20.03.2024, 13:21


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20.03.2024, 17:55

I flunked the Wizard's exam — they were all trick questions


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21.03.2024, 18:04

King Arthur's round table was designed by Sir Cumference


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22.03.2024, 18:13

Various fruit preserves gathered to play music.
They called it a jam session.


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23.03.2024, 17:24

My table was made by Van Gogh.
I know this because there's a bit of veneer missing.


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