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There is a new theatre production abut the first dictionary.
It's a play on words.


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I'm hard of hearing, so I select large-print audio books.


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To understand there's a life to live, you have to live a lifetime!


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A goose says to the poker playing crocodile: 'do you call me?'

Croc: 'SNAP'-call


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UFOs never abduct me.
I feel so alienated


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Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir?"
Diner: "I just move a couple of peas — and there it was!"


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Warning: Incorrigible punster!
Please do not incorrige!


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I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar".
He said: "It's Norman".
I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".


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Easter puns are no yolk - they're egg-ceptional.


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What's the name of that Irish guy that can blend in with the background?

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Why, 'tis Cam O'Flage to be sure!


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A friend sent me a joke by mail.
I didn't get it


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