Two locomotive engineers are talking shop, and one says, "How many derailments have you had, Frank?"
Frank replies, "Oh, quite a few -- it's so hard to keep track"
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To all the people that said I would never amount to anything because of my procrastination:
Just you wait!
Have you tried the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines across the country.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I put my left foot in and turned myself around