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VorpalF2F
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21.05.2024, 19:38

Last night my girlfriend was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that.


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22.05.2024, 17:24


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22.05.2024, 20:17

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.


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23.05.2024, 16:14

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.


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25.05.2024, 09:44


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25.05.2024, 10:15 +1

In the dessert one grain of sand tells to another," I think we are surrounded"


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25.05.2024, 16:14

I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.


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26.05.2024, 10:35


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26.05.2024, 18:51

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass.


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27.05.2024, 16:32

Blunt pencils are pointless


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28.05.2024, 17:44

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down


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29.05.2024, 18:10

Two radio engineers got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was fantastic


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30.05.2024, 15:18

One of the cows didn’t produce milk today.
It was an udder failure.


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31.05.2024, 16:32

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training


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