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01.06.2024, 10:21


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01.06.2024, 16:40

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


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02.06.2024, 12:29


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02.06.2024, 16:53

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.


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03.06.2024, 15:33


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03.06.2024, 15:54

I can tell when people are being judgemental just by looking at them.


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04.06.2024, 19:22

Well, to be Frank, I’d have to change my name.


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05.06.2024, 19:55

What if there were no hypothetical questions?


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06.06.2024, 10:25


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06.06.2024, 16:14

Originally posted by SDK1987

Now that's funny!

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.
He going to receive a tough sentence.


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07.06.2024, 00:57

Ah, you're a politician?
You must be Irish!


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07.06.2024, 14:18

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.


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07.06.2024, 15:09


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08.06.2024, 17:19

Definition:
dejàmnesia vu -- the feeling that you've forgotten this before


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09.06.2024, 18:04

A book fell on my head
I only have my shelf to blame


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10.06.2024, 02:47

A fish in a net is better than a net in a fish


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