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VorpalF2F
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09.08.2024, 18:30

How do you think the unthinkable?

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With an itheberg!


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10.08.2024, 11:21


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10.08.2024, 17:02

I was voted the best dentist, but all I got was a plaque


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11.08.2024, 17:47

I bought sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!


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12.08.2024, 18:07


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12.08.2024, 21:09

Who is the chicken's favourite composer?

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Bach, Bach, Bach


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13.08.2024, 15:00

Wow! Is that ever weird!
Friday the 13th falls on a Tuesday this month!


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14.08.2024, 16:31

There was an attempted murder on our street today
Only one crow showed up


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15.08.2024, 17:20

I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.


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15.08.2024, 18:11


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16.08.2024, 19:09

What did one bean say to the other?

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"Hi there, how have you bean?"


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17.08.2024, 18:10

Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but now when you talk about Botox no one raises an eyebrow.


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19.08.2024, 02:06

Feel like burning up in your relation?

Stop being a match!


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19.08.2024, 17:08

What shivers at the bottom of the ocean?

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A nervous wreck


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