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19.08.2024, 17:32


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20.08.2024, 18:19

The invisible man turned down a job offer, because he just couldn't see himself doing it


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21.08.2024, 09:09


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21.08.2024, 17:26

What kind of music do windmills like?

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They're metal fans.


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22.08.2024, 00:07

Why do most politicians lie?

Because you can't debate the truth


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22.08.2024, 07:23

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places
He told me to stop going to those places


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22.08.2024, 14:40


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23.08.2024, 00:07

♪♪♪ Is there anybody going to listen to my story ... ♪♪♪

Nope ...


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23.08.2024, 12:53


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23.08.2024, 18:27

Perforated paper is just tearable


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24.08.2024, 09:35


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24.08.2024, 18:08

The rotation of the earth really makes my day.


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25.08.2024, 11:43


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25.08.2024, 20:40

I sold my vacuum yesterday. It was just collecting dust.


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26.08.2024, 17:48


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26.08.2024, 18:34

Why did the golfer need new pants?

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Because he got a hole in one


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27.08.2024, 20:04

I was fired from my the calendar factory for taking too many days off


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