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There's no gain in pain!

There's also no pain in gain!


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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

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Dam


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Why does the dolphin eats fish?

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There's no pizza swimming today


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I would say: sure! I have two brain cells!


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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

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Nobody knows.


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What's green and sings?

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Elvis Parsley


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How do you make holy water?

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You boil the hell out of it


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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."


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What's the worst part of being an egg?

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You only get laid once (and it's with your mom)!


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Three fish are in a tank.
One asked the others, "How the heck do you drive this thing?"


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