[Closed] 5 words story

..he spread on walls to

cover the olive stains. After

then realised that thread makesnosense

and went to play some

marbles with his midget friends.

who hated being called dwarves

Johnny said "wassup master dwarf..."

The dwarf replied "suck my....................."

...cock". And Johny sucked it ...

until the dwarf decapitated him.

Johnnys head bounced into a

nice italian family restaurant, where

a table full of vikings

were ordering the fish because

it stank of rotten eggs

"YAAAAAARGH!", said Throkjar, and threw

his "escort" across his lap

who was the hot italian

with the donkey's cock lamp

that lights the inner ass