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Originally posted by tokyoaces
You can get hookers for $50?
I sense a new special type of sign-up bonus is in order.
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Originally posted by 8979687
I think you people are all being WAY too hard on him.What is he supposed to do? sit at the penny tables for weeks at a time hoping to finally get good cards and
then play them properly and fold them when he is behind? Talk about complete and utter nonsense!!!All you have to do is win just 1 $50 double or nothing and then you can allready play the $100 heads up.
From there you will be playing for a living in no time.
If that doesnt work out there will always be blackjack and craps.
Im with Pasty on this one.
+1 ♦
this been said...
forget PS.com! I'm a build my own site!
with blackjack
and hookers
and booze
in fact forget the blackjack and the booze!
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
If you was good at poker you wouldn't need free 50$
Edited by vhallee: Rule #1 - No insults/abuse.
I have a 4.5k BR on FTP and a 1.2K BR on PS, i only had this $50 because i passed the quiz and thought wtf its free money ill just play a $50 MTTand see if i score big. But no, not with these stupid rules.
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INB4FUCKINGBANNAMENTS
Originally posted by Pasty92
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
If you was good at poker you wouldn't need free 50$If i needed the $50 i wouldnt have thrown it away you fucking retard.
I have a 4.5k BR on FTP and a 1.2K BR on PS, i only had this $50 because i passed the quiz and thought wtf its free money ill just play a $50 MTTand see if i score big. But no, not with these stupid rules.
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INB4FUCKINGBANNAMENTS
Except if you where good at poker you would know MTT's are high varriance thus you should only BI for like 2% or 1% of your br which means $2 MTT's are out the BRm...
Theres plentty of players who have turned that $50 into thousands so how about rather than moaning like the little bitch you are you just Fck off?!?!...Just a thought.
Lol, with 5.7k br your hourly should be close to (if not) 50$ anyway if you are as good poker player as you claim to be, so wasting time passing noob quizzes and wasting first deposit bonus on some random room just to get free 50$ is pretty pointless.
So yea, play me HU or gtfo
Originally posted by Pasty92
If i needed the $50 i wouldnt have thrown it away you fucking retard.I have a 4.5k BR on FTP and a 1.2K BR on PS, i only had this $50 because i passed the quiz and thought wtf its free money ill just play a $50 MTTand see if i score big. But no, not with these stupid rules.
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INB4FUCKINGBANNAMENTS
No, not even remotely true. I'll tell you what happened, since you're obviously too immature to admit the truth:
- You decided to rush into something without thinking it through, hoping that this 50$ would buffer any negative consequences of your recklesness, since it is free.
- You most likely, at some point, got very frustrated at the time it was taking for the money to get there, or the ID check to clear.
- You briefly and vaguely read the strategies that have been compiled based on mathematics, logic and experience. You picked and chose which rules you would follow. Big mistake.
- Eventually you grew impatient with the rules which you were strongly advised to follow, and in a spectacular fashion you proved the strategies right in that you didn't adhere to the rules which were designed to stop you from losing money and being a whiny emo bitch at the same time.
- Being the immature brat that you are, you then proceeded to blame the rules which you didn't follow in the first place for your lack of coordination and common sense. You need to grow up.
I hope this thread stays alive and on the front page as a reminder to adventurous newcomers to be vigilant of their own impatience.
Originally posted by Pasty92
fuck off you stupid looking cunts.
First, i resent your implication that I am stupid looking. As you can see from the picture below, not only am I very attractive, but my looks give away my larger than average IQ.
Originally posted by Pasty92
All im saying is, no more than $1 tourneys? You fucking serious. I know you probably get a fuck load of players who earn the capital who are absolutely terrible poker players.
Your hypothesis is accurate to a point. I find it hard to believe that from the tens or hundreds of thousands of PS.com members, that any more than say, 20% are break even or winning players. However, PS.com is not to blame in this case... PS.com provides the tools to turn anyone into a winning player, from the strategy articles to video's to live coaching etc.
But what about the 20%? PS.com has helped alot of players to become winning players and has also improved the games of several winning players... You mention the BRM restrictions on Tournament Buy-In's, perhaps your should ask some PS.com such as Jonathon Little how often he invests more than 1% of his BR into a Tournament?
Originally posted by Pasty92
But i am actually good at poker. And all i could play was a $1 tourney. I wanted to play a $2r, but oh no thats wayyy to much out of my BR.
Here is where things get a little more interesting... Pasty92, I am calling you out. I do not believe for one second that you are a winning player, or than you have any sort of Bankroll or Positive results on any site. A Sharkscope and PTR search of your name Pasty92 reveals nothing, other than a player on FTP 'Pasty' who is running at a very impressive -0.13BB/100 and whose graph looks like a 6 year old's design for a roller coaster.
If you are a winning player, then please, either post a graph, link us to your Sharkscope/PTR, hell, I'll even settle for a screen shot of you sitting at a 10/20 game...
Originally posted by Pasty92
I mean jesus christ, if i was free to play what i wanted i could have actually built a bankroll. Now i know why i dont play low limits on other sites.
By this statement, I am drawing two (2) conclusions:
1. You believe if your $50 was completely unrestricted, you could have played in games outside of BRM and built a bankroll, assuming that your playing skill would outweigh the natural variance and swings of the game (especially MTT's your preferred brand of vodka by the sounds of things)
2. You now know why you don't play low limit's on other sites? Can I assume from this that you believe that you are able to beat mid or higher stake games, but were unable to beat the low limit games on the site you received your Starting Bankroll at?
Originally posted by Pasty92
You can stick your $50 up your fucking shitter. Especially considering you take $50 back after a few days anyway.
The full term's and conditions for PS.com are clearly posted. There are some sites with which your starting bankroll is removed if you do not clear enough FPP's in the allotted time.
Also, I cannot imagine that sticking a single banknote or several banknotes into one's rectum (or 'shitter') could have any positive medical effects. However, I was only able to find one article on Foreign Rectal Objects which can be found here. As you seem to have an interest in inserting objects in rectums, might I suggest you check out this article?
Originally posted by Pasty92
Also the irony of calling me a retard. Only a retard, would be stupid enough to call someone of my ability and intelligence a retard.
Originally posted by Pasty92
I would rather dig up my nan, and shag her, than get another $50 from you, im out.
Man AlCaTrAzzALZ U do not mess around do ya?! 
That post must've taken some time to put together! I'll try not piss u off any time soon either 
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@Patsy92: Dude u got issues and problems of such complexity only the best professional help might have a way for putting u back in anything resembling normal order. The way u've went about in this thread u shouldn't even come remotely close to slagging off anyone but urself. Dumbass.
Originally posted by Pasty92
Originally posted by NightFrostaSS
If you was good at poker you wouldn't need free 50$If i needed the $50 i wouldnt have thrown it away you fucking retard.
I have a 4.5k BR on FTP and a 1.2K BR on PS, i only had this $50 because i passed the quiz and thought wtf its free money ill just play a $50 MTTand see if i score big. But no, not with these stupid rules.
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INB4FUCKINGBANNAMENTS
I guess your nick at PS is Twincities3L or something like that. The guy runs 8 stacks over ev against me. Has the biggest upswing ever in general (at least according to my database) and insults everybody who plays mathematically correct...
^^^winner^^^
I was just posting this to declare alcatraz as the winner of this thread.
Originally posted by Pasty92
Also the irony of calling me a retard. Only a retard, would be stupid enough to call someone of my ability and intelligence a retard.
Please take note of the defintion of irony before attempting to use it in a sentence. Thank you.
2.Situational irony involves an incongruity between what is expected or intended and what actually occurs.
If this person calling you a retard was in fact a retard themself, one might expect them to be 'stupid enough' to mistake your 'intelligence' for mental retardation.