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When I got my first internet connection ever first thing I ended up installing was skype. I didn't have any contacts at a time and decided to make some new friends from all over the world...
On my first conversation I talked with some muslim dude (or jew idk), the conversation ended with him saying some wise words that I'll never forget.
-Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your dog, fuck your country and fuck everything you have.
Since that day, my life was never same again.
Fuck This Dick!!!!
56/7 over 95 hands
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($10)
BB ($4)
UTG ($11.06)
UTG+1 ($10)
Hero ($17.80)
MP1 ($13.29)
MP2 ($14)
CO ($9.67)
BTN ($10.63)
Dealt to Hero Q♣ Q♥
fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.30, fold, MP2 calls $0.30, fold, fold, SB calls $0.25, fold
FLOP ($1) A♦ A♣ 5♠
SB checks, Hero bets $0.75, MP2 calls $0.75, SB folds
TURN ($2.50) A♦ A♣ 5♠ Q♦
Hero bets $1.65, MP2 calls $1.65
RIVER ($5.80) A♦ A♣ 5♠ Q♦ 3♥
Hero bets $3.30, MP2 raises to $6.60, Hero raises to $15.10 (AI), MP2 calls $4.70 (AI)
Hero shows Q♣ Q♥
(Pre 71%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 2.3%)
MP2 shows A♠ 5♣
(Pre 29%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 97.7%)
MP2 wins $27
How could I think I was beat here, the table whale and a FH..... FML.
Originally posted by wasy8
i think what i like most about this forum compared to 2p2 is the fact that we can say fuck freely
fuck your post
Originally posted by MrPavlos
Originally posted by wasy8
i think what i like most about this forum compared to 2p2 is the fact that we can say fuck freelyfuck your post
Fuck your post fucking his post.
FUCK FUCKIDDY FUCK FUCK FUCK SO FUCKING UNFAIR THIS MOTHERFISTING DONKFUCKER REWARDING FUCKGAME FUCK MY LIFE DOWNSWING SO FUCKING HARD I FORGET HOW TO FUCKING PLAY OPTIMAL FUCKING SICK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Originally posted by GooRukYONG
Oh FUCK x_x
Are those the plans to the prison on her left bicep?
Love this thread...
Fuck the guy who called my all in preflop AQ in a rebuy rush tourney with 94o.
Fuck the flop that gave me a queen.
Fuck the turn that gave him a 9.
Fuck the river that gave him a 4.
Fuck.
RUSH POKER NL10
as previous said : when i have open ended straight flush draw, i miss. When some idiot shoves against me with a gutshot, he hits. When i have flush draw i hit 1 in 10 times. when im two pair im against set. when i have set, im against a bigger set. when i have KK flop comes Axx and donks with A7 NEVER FOLD IT!.
when i have Top pair top kicker and use protection in a draw heavy board opponent every time calls and hits !!! :@:@:@:@:@:@:@
when i have QQ im against KK or AA.
entered rush with: 230$ BR , made 320$ BR and now im again at 230$ !
i will become SnGer !
FUCK RUSH POKER !!!! ♠_mad:
[Cartman]
Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!
[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!
[Cartman]
Jew?
[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.
[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!
[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?
[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!
[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!
[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!
[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck
[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!
[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!