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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Another horrid super turbo session last night. Won't post the graph, as the temptation to rotate it anticlockwise by 90 degrees and claim it looks good would be too strong. I have realized, as was pointed out to me last night, that trying to push the Nash ranges is just hopeless at this low level. There are just too many kamikaze callers. At the end of last night's session I tightened up my pushing ranges, which I felt would have led to an immediate improvement if I hadn't kept on losing 70/30s, etc, etc. Last hand of the night, three handed, 600 each, I pushed AKs into AA. Just about summed it up. I also realize that all the cool kids have SnGWiz, so I have bought it! It was like being 14 again.

The cool kids

Me

Oh dear. Now all I need is to swap my flares for some straight trousers, ooops, I mean my PT3 for HEM. Maybe I could bully one of the younger kids.

Mrsjb is away tonight, so I'm planning a MTT session (my tireless dedication to my chosen speciality of SSS, I mean super turbos, I mean turbo SnGs, I mean Razz, I mean Stud, I mean MTTs, I mean...... aaargh, is no doubt an inspiration to all my readers) as I have a ticket for the SnG Madness freeroll. Confidently expect to finish the night minus a few 180 man SnG buyins, and winless, but will have had fun.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Look at number 68 here.

Look, there's no need to destroy all the excellent work "This is Spinal Tap" did at increasing Presley lulz by linking MP to the Kong, er, King. :f_o:

:heart: Morecambe and Wise though, so I guess it's just variance.

I hear the earth moved for you last night. Maybe your increasingly cryptic and deranged posts were a sign that you subconsciously sensed an earthquake was coming. You OK?


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Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Look at number 68 here.

Look, there's no need to destroy all the excellent work "This is Spinal Tap" did at increasing Presley lulz by linking MP to the Kong, er, King. :f_o:

:heart: Morecambe and Wise though, so I guess it's just variance.

I hear the earth moved for you last night. Maybe your increasingly cryptic and deranged posts were a sign that you subconsciously sensed an earthquake was coming. You OK?

Hmm.. such a nice platform, but the obvious jokes are out of place with the subject matter.

Yep, I'm an island and a half away from where the action was (I'm in Auckland, the earthquake was in Christchurch). I'm far more likely to be blown up by volcanic activity than torn apart by tectonic plate movement. Still, it was amazing there were no fatalities reported after a 7.1 magnitude quake just outside of NZ's second largest city (~400k people).


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nibbana
Joined: 05.12.2009

Originally posted by Waiboy
Still, it was amazing there were no fatalities reported after a 7.1 magnitude quake just outside of NZ's second largest city (~400k people).

Incredible. Some kind of miracle


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

So now that I'm the proud owner of SnGWiz, I'm looking for some tips on using it effectively. Any advice would be welcome, but I would like to know in particular whether, if I just fire up the quiz mode and set the opponents to average, will this give me reasonable training for the $2.15 level? I can do pretty well on ICM Trainer, but I think the ranges there are Nash, so that may be part of my problem.

At least I'll be able to participate in review sessions more effectively now. Seeing nibbana using it last week was helpful.


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TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

Hi, I just read all your blog, what money do u use to buy these poker softwares? BR money?

Im 37 with 2 kids and a wife btw


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

No. RL money. Is that cheating?? :f_biggrin:


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Confidently expect to finish the night minus a few 180 man SnG buyins, and winless, but will have had fun.

Haha! Mission accomplished on both counts! But what an interesting evening. Played in 5 MTTs altogether and went moderately deep in just one. Conall was playing MTTs too, and we spent the whole session chatting over Skype. This was very enjoyable, but revealed a few things. I found it quite hard, given the lack of free space on my poxy little screen, to play and type at the same time. In fact I minraised by mistake a couple of times because of this (although Conall told me how to set up Tableninja so that hopefully it won't happen again). I also think I'm not really up to concentrating on mutlitabling and chatting at the same time yet. Those are the cons, but the pros were that it made it more fun, and I felt like less of a sad social outcast than I would have done playing on my own. Maybe using a mic is the way to go with this in the future. More intrusive of course, but less manual dexterity required. Not sure. It would please my teenage son, who said he was freaked out by the sight of me typing rapidly to someone else on the internet, presumably because that's what he fritters his day away doing, and he thinks I'm too old for it!

My conversations with Conall also revealed my horribly superficial approach to the game. He would ask me questions along the line of 'what range are you shoving for that stack size in that position?'. Aaargh! How the fuck should I know? And of course, that's the point. I should know. My approach to the game is far to 'touchy feely'. I need to be more analytical. My 'feel' approach to the game has served me fairly well so far, but it's clear to me that it won't help me progress. But all those numbers and calculations make my head spin though. :f_biggrin: Problem is I spend my work day calculating stuff, and it seems like bringing work home with me if I start using that approach to poker. I will have to sort myself out.

Also spoke to MrMardyBum, which was nice as I was slightly concerned about his last blog post. He seemed OK, and says he may start blogging again soon, which would be nice. I also managed to make a rather inappropriate remark about his home town, which he seemed to take well (sorry MrM!). It's funny how you say stuff texting on the web that you wouldn't dream of saying in rl. It's a bit like driving and having a good rant when someone does something stupid. You just wouldn't do the same thing if someone dodged in front of you when you were walking.

Speaking of which, two of my new internet friends (A and B) had a rather acrimonious argument over Skype last night, which I ducked out of very early, but had to watch. This did not end well. The strange thing about arguments like this is that you can go back and dissect them, as they just sit there on your screen. This is a completely new experience for me. My view is that A made a remark questioning B's experience of the limit they were talking about (although it's not clear to me that they had agreed on precisely what they were talking about), and B took this as questioning his ability in general. I think A was demanding an answer to a slightly ill-defined question in rather more of a hectoring tone than he would have in rl, and B reacted to this badly. But B then made a rather insulting remark to A that didn't really leave either of them a route back to a civilised discussion. I don't think either of them are going to be snapped up by the British Diplomatic Service any time soon. It's a shame, and I hope they can patch things up as I like both of them and think I can learn a lot from both of them. At least I've learnt from this and will try not to say things online that I wouldn't say in real life.

Anyway, where are the answers to my question on SnGWiz you useless lazy bastards!

Sorry for the long post.


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nibbana
Joined: 05.12.2009

tl;dr

Sounds like you had a fun night, I've had the same feelings about the game - spent very long trying to play by feel alone, your purchase of sngWiz will definitely help in your pursuit of a more analytical game.

I think almost everyone speaks on the internet in ways they wouldn't irl, it gives you a unique opportunity to cross boundaries with people that you most likely wouldn't do otherwise.

Hit me up on skype anytime and I'll do a sngWiz sweat session with you, see if we can't get it doing something useful for you.

Easy


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rorrlsh
Joined: 31.10.2009

Hello jb
I've been reading your blog, especially after you started playing SSS. I added you on skype for that sweat session with Kittex.
cheers


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MrMardyBum
Joined: 14.03.2009

Hi JB,

Don't worry about that, I have said a lot worse about where I live before.
If that's the most inappropriate thing you've said on online, I'd say your a very polite chap. I personally have seen and said a lot worse.

Also, when playing poker it's much better to use the mic, I don't really see why it seems that intrusive. But then I have WoW to thank for that I guess, all that shouting at people that screw up raids after you've been trying to take down a certain Boss for countless hours ruined by one moronic moment. Yes, I got hooked by it.

I agree with Conall, you should have an idea of range at least, it will help you understand the why's and what for's instead of just 'feeling' it. Although if you have that 'feel' it can only be an added bonus.

Good luck,

MrM :)


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Was troubled by my socks today. Nobody tells you when you have male children that you will end up in a sea of almost identical socks. We have my black socks, teenage son's black sock, teenage son's old black socks and number two son's black socks. Pairing them is a nightmare. I had to go down to London last night (hence no poker) for a meeting this morning, hastily tossed a 'pair' of socks into my bag, and drove down wearing sandals and no socks. I put my socks on this morning and found I had one of mine and one to fit a ten year old. It's hard to stay serious and professorial when you're wearing one big sock and one little sock. At least I managed to bring my own underpants.

Driving back on the M25 and I managed to snap a quick picture of the graffito below. Apart from the fact that it's funny, how on earth do they manage to paint these things? If they're as organized as that, they should probably be doing engineering degrees or crushing NL100. Maybe the authors of this one are already.

Tonight, super turbos (feeling very good about my game for no really good reason), followed by shortstacking (may try NL100!), but first have to play Burnout with number two son.


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gordy1957
Joined: 01.04.2010

get yourself a sock bag.It's a bag made of mesh,you put your socks in there then pop em in the washer and they come out ready sorted.

cheers Gordy


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

I may just do that. Thanks mum.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Here's my graph since I started playing $2.15 super turbos.

Just wanted to say 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'

Thanks for your attention. Am off to bang my head against the nearest wall.


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nibbana
Joined: 05.12.2009

Yowzer, does PT not have EV shit ? How did the NL100 shooting go ?


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TheBrood
Joined: 17.07.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer
No. RL money. Is that cheating?? :f_biggrin:

I always thought that was like depositing but I'm not sure now...


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Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by nibbana
Yowzer, does PT not have EV shit ? How did the NL100 shooting go ?

It does, but it's not really relevant. Just a mechanism to make NL players feel hard done by. :f_p:


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Originally posted by jbpatzer
Here's my graph since I started playing $2.15 super turbos.

Just wanted to say 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'

Thanks for your attention. Am off to bang my head against the nearest wall.

Hi Jb ,
Cheer up man , seems like many of us ST'ers are running bad these days...
Check my blog for my latest post and it might cheer you up a bit ;p

Don't forget , Rome wasn't built in one day...
You are a smart man , A teacher !!! , Take your time , focus on learning , you have good friends here , ignore the short term results and everything will work out with the hard work you put out .

best of luck man .


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Originally posted by jbpatzer
Here's my graph since I started playing $2.15 super turbos.

Just wanted to say 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!'

Thanks for your attention. Am off to bang my head against the nearest wall.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm running really really good on the $2.25 turbo SnGs at the moment :P


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