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chenny8888
Joined: 03.10.2007

Originally posted by zxc2323

Originally posted by Sinnology
Yeah and also Fight Club was awesome one, and what was the name of that one where he played a retarded man all the movie only to trick them and walk away showin hes totally normal and masterminded criminal , I think it was the Score.
If you like him you should take a look at STONE its great movie as well

That one was Primal Fear. My favourite was Fight Club.

jb: Enjoy the spoils! It seems my break-even stretch has ended, for now.

the usual suspects is what you're after i think


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by chenny8888

Originally posted by zxc2323

Originally posted by Sinnology
Yeah and also Fight Club was awesome one, and what was the name of that one where he played a retarded man all the movie only to trick them and walk away showin hes totally normal and masterminded criminal , I think it was the Score.
If you like him you should take a look at STONE its great movie as well

That one was Primal Fear. My favourite was Fight Club.

jb: Enjoy the spoils! It seems my break-even stretch has ended, for now.

the usual suspects is what you're after i think

Yes, but it was Kevin Spacey.


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Hmm, OT:

Spoiler

Bah, had to add another one :)


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by DucksEatFish

Spoiler

Bah, had to add another one :)

This would indeed make my life much easier.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

AC Milan 0 Spurs 1

Just thought I should mention it.

_pleased:


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Gerv
Joined: 07.05.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer
AC Milan 0 Spurs 1

Just thought I should mention it.

_pleased:

Lol at Gattuso raging


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by Gerv

Originally posted by jbpatzer
AC Milan 0 Spurs 1

Just thought I should mention it.

_pleased:

Lol at Gattuso having a big girly strop

FYP


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

And btw, my blue line goes up, and my red line goes slightly down, just like a proper grown up poker player, in contrast to my previous aggrospewmonkey stats. _biggrin:


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rorrlsh
Joined: 31.10.2009

I have to say... Although Lennon passed the ball to Crouch it was again Modric who made a counter attack possible with a great flick of the ball...


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by rorrlsh
I have to say... Although Lennon passed the ball to Crouch it was again Modric who made a counter attack possible with a great flick of the ball...

Croatians!! :f_thumbsup:


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rorrlsh
Joined: 31.10.2009

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by rorrlsh
I have to say... Although Lennon passed the ball to Crouch it was again Modric who made a counter attack possible with a great flick of the ball...

Croatians!! :f_thumbsup:

:f_biggrin:


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Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer
I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

Gratz on the God mode, but seriously, you can stop talking to "Mr Koala" - he's a sure thing.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

Gratz on the God mode, but seriously, you can stop talking to "Mr Koala" - he's a sure thing.

He's not a euphemism - he's real! :f_wink:


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Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

Gratz on the God mode, but seriously, you can stop talking to "Mr Koala" - he's a sure thing.

He's not a euphemism - he's real! :f_wink:

So real he can reach out and touch somebody, as and when required. :f_eek:

/hilarious masturbation jokes.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

Gratz on the God mode, but seriously, you can stop talking to "Mr Koala" - he's a sure thing.

He's not a euphemism - he's real! :f_wink:

So real he can reach out and touch somebody, as and when required. :f_eek:

/hilarious masturbation jokes.

Enough! :f_mad:


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Wriggers
Joined: 21.07.2009

Originally posted by jbpatzer
AC Milan 0 Spurs 1

Just thought I should mention it.

_pleased:

Congrats on that _cool: I was rooting for Spurs the whole way through, and you deserved to win it

Flamini should have been insta-red carded for that horrific challenge, and his attitude after the challenge was shit. Gattuso was his usual animal-esque self, should have been sent off as well probably. And his rage fit at the end was hilarious, I wonder if he knows that Joe Jordan would absolutely murder him haha! All I can ask myself is what exactly did Joe Jordan say to him? Because at one point Gattuso was just being his usual aggressive self, and then the next moment Joe Jordan had said something to him and he was going absolutely mental


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Waiboy
Joined: 18.09.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer

Originally posted by Waiboy

Originally posted by jbpatzer
I run like god atm. Mr Koala is pleased, but tells me to expect a downswing soon.

Gratz on the God mode, but seriously, you can stop talking to "Mr Koala" - he's a sure thing.

He's not a euphemism - he's real! :f_wink:

So real he can reach out and touch somebody, as and when required. :f_eek:

/hilarious masturbation jokes.

Enough! :f_mad:

For now maybe, but if you wait 15 minutes... /for real this time.


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Three things.

1) I have my underpants on back to front to day. How old does one have to be before one starts to master even the most basic everyday things? And I can't be bothered to reorient them before my lecture. I hope none of the students are mind (or trouser) readers. So sad.

2) Speaking of mind readers, mrsjb has bought tickets for me and number one son to see Derren Brown's live show in the summer. I am already worried that I will be hypnotized and have to go on stage and act like a chicken, or a koala, or even an AC Milan player.

3) Why do microstakes fish (and when I say 'microstakes fish' I mean 'me') overvalue two pair? Well, what sort of hands do we play that make two pair? QJ, JT, etc. In other words, connected cards. So if we make two pair, the hands that will give us lots of action are straights. And last time I checked, straights beat two pair. If you have QJ, and the flop comes down QJT, you may think 'Woo hoo! I have two pair.' but if the stacks go in, you can be pretty sure, even from the point of view of hand combinations, that he's not going to have AQ.

I posted this hand in the HE forum, and got told that there were plenty of worse hands in his range that I beat, so I have to call. But I knew what I was going to see at showdown. :f_mad:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($16.15)
BB ($14.33)
UTG ($10.50)
MP ($14.89)
Hero (CO) ($10.69)
Button ($10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K♥, A♦
2 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.70) K♣, A♠, Q♦ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.35, SB calls $0.35

Turn: ($1.40) 9♣ (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.80, SB raises to $3.80, Hero calls $3

River: ($9) 4♠ (2 players)
SB bets $3.90, Hero calls $3.90

Total pot: $16.80 | Rake: $1.12

Results:
SB had J♠, 10:spade: (straight, Ace high).
Hero had K♥, A♦ (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: SB won $15.68


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MisClick
Joined: 30.05.2008

Originally posted by jbpatzer
Three things.

1) I have my underpants on back to front to day.

It could be worse. And it seems in that case is not at attractive as it seems to be in women (I mean, no pants at all)

2) Speaking of mind readers, mrsjb has bought tickets for me and number one son to see Derren Brown's live show in the summer. I am already worried that I will be hypnotized and have to go on stage and act like a chicken, or a koala, or even an AC Milan player.

We will know which is one you :f_biggrin:

(I feel envious. I love Derren Brown)

3) Why do microstakes fish (and when I say 'microstakes fish' I mean 'me') overvalue two pair?

Totally with you there. However, I think that it is not so much that we overvalue top two pair, but it is more that we undervalue fishy strength. When he is check rasing you like that, he is not thinking that you are so poker minded that you will think he is doing that because he doesn't really have it and then you will pay because that looks like a bluff. Nope. He is turning up the cards and telling you: 'hey, I have a str8'. I mean, you have good players who know you will call. But, in particular if they are nitty, is what I like to note as 'hand killers'...


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DannyG13
Joined: 29.10.2009

Originally posted by jbpatzer
AC Milan 0 Spurs 1

Just thought I should mention it.

_pleased:

Arsenal 2-1 Barcelona - Just thought I should mention it!


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