Gervinho's Galaxy ツ 4NL Back to Basics!

PSV EINDHOVUHHHHH

Number #1 versus #2 in 15 minutes omg so intense match. i didn't bet yet but It hink I will now ♦

Fuck FUck Fuck Fuck ARGH

Now it is time to get wasted and get on top of a girl or something. Fuck me. ARGH

oooh de-tilt video of the day:

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
Charlie Sheen

Today was great! lunch, walking through the park with a good friend (Espana jaja) ♦

Then ehrm watched my team losing and almost losing the championship that really sucked... Then we went to a pub for a big birthday rendez-vous.
I personally thought the party was fun especially when I talked/arranged a few dates for later this week but my friends didn't really liked it

Anyways I also will engage 1 classmate into Poker.

back to March. march was like this:

I'm up $2.5k(1928 winnings, the rest is rakeback) this month in a meager 8k hands:

100NL is really really easy with the attitude ''Everyone sucks except me because I'm the Champ''

I think the biggest problem is my volume hahaha. Stop Partying. Start Poker.

I also pulled off a stunt versus a 8tabling-10tabling player

$0.50/$1 Ante $0.10 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($204.63)
CO ($50.10)
BTN ($200.10)
10 tabling standard ABC Tag player

SB ($217.49)
Gervinho (BB) ($122.11)

Pre-Flop: ($2, 5 players) Gervinho is BB 10:diamond: Q♠
2 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Gervinho calls $2

Flop: 9♥ 7♠ 8♣ ($7, 2 players)
Gervinho checks, BTN checks

Turn: 3♣ ($7, 2 players)
Gervinho checks, BTN bets $5, Gervinho raises to $21.50, BTN calls $16.50

River: 4♥ ($50, 2 players)
Gervinho bets $32.50, BTN folds

Final Pot: $82.50

Gervinho wins $80 (net +$22.90)

I staked some players for the Sunday triple package. I should have staked more to spread out my variance but I think I like this way more than playing myself (lack of time, motivation)

I am currently in Accounting class about long-term debt (lol), taxes (will never pay them lol) & equity (I heard teacher saying all-in! ♦ )

Life is fun here especially with Starbucks coffee in the new renovated grocery store hahaha

oh my when am I going to study... I never will go to Princedonk University in USA

U wanna go to Princeton or what? >D

Originally posted by THESHade
U wanna go to Princeton or what? >D

muahaha one time baby, always keep working on your dream

Originally posted by Gerv

Originally posted by THESHade
U wanna go to Princeton or what? >D

muahaha one time baby, always keep working on your dream
My dream was MIT ♦ but I dont wanna go there anymore cause they suck ...♦

they suck what ♦? girls? money?

Oh this blog is going to be so off-topic lulz

Blog? ♦ Oh cmooon ♦

Well, they dont teach what I wanna study (weell, even thoguh Robotics would be nice as well but its not 1st on my imaginary list so far) They are eqô,ô.xexcelent at what they teach though(u cant be no.1 for nothing, right? ♦ )
Edit: And yea.... girls suck there, thats why u have one naother unviersity right across the street ♦ and u can take lectures tehre as well ♦

So I texted TwiceT, Ash & Joenaes to coach me instantly for Strip Poker 5card draw.... but no one responded so I thought I would be the next nanonoko guy ♦

Unfortunately the deck ran cold so I quickly lost 3 pieces ♦ but then comeback king deluxe versus the Fishy girls... They were like an open book (pun intended muahaha)

Poker were really represented well:
France: They just dont know how to play poker most of the times and I saw that
Spain: Similar to France but they have this luckbox karma (see world cup 2010..)
Denmark: Like Isildur... pure variance
Holland: Always the best & most entertaining but always running bad..

But Yesterday was a pre party with some wine, that kind of action. Tonight will be the party here

was clubbing yesterday and didnt see your message. lol, i hope u pwned the girls ♠_biggrin:

i can get you in this game if you want

oh pleaseyes I'm qualified ♦

i can hit & run, double steamroll them ♥

Originally posted by TwiceT


was clubbing yesterday and didnt see your message. lol, i hope u pwned the girls ♠_biggrin:

I can speak French:
Voulez ............ moi

Enough said I think

If you need a party starter then I have this FREE mixtape for you:

Starts from 02:00 approx

http://www.funxdance.nl/mixes/35-mixes/794-funx-dance-dj-punish

Really one of the best mixes at this moment at FunX

Tracklist:
5:20: Alvaro - Kirikayan(Dj Punish remix)
7:35: Nerd - Everyvone Nose(Dj Punish Remix)
10:05: Bam Bam & Alex Peace - 1 , 2 , 3 , 4
15:50: Adele - Rolling in the Deep(Benny Royal Remix)
19:29 Panjapi MC - To Bach Ke(Dj Punish Moombahtron Remix)
23:24:Missy Elliot - Get Ur Freak on(Alvaro & Punish Moombahtron Bootleg)
26:03: Sandro Silva - Told Ya(Dj Punish MommbahDub Remix)
32.20: Major Lazer ft. VYBZ Kartel)- Pon de Floor
39:00: Ian Carey Feat. Snoop Dogg & Bobb Anthony - Last Night(Dani L Mebius Remix)
40.29 Pani L. Mebius & Walter Fierce - NASA (Punish Remix)
42.41: The Partysquad - Ik ga Hard (Dj Punish Remix)
45.54:Ralvero & Bassjackers - Rambo
47.52:Artistic Raw - Rio De Janeiro
49.22 Picco - Venga (Chuckie Back To Voltage Remix)
53:05:Laidback Luke - Be(ID Baltimore mashup)

KabaaaaAAAAAAm I'm ready to Empy the Clip at Parrrty

LOl Arbeit Suchend ♦
From 5 minutes onwards

Can someone translate this into English please? For me this is like the cousin of hitler or something like that hahaha

OMG Frauentausch ist super toll

This is the wife of that guy: (NSFW)

hahahaha

lmao HALT! STOP!

how do you get ~$600 rakeback for 8k hands?

rakeback and first deposit bonus because I just calculated what I got in bonus and divided that by $rake so I get a percentage. Then it is pretty easy to fill that in HEM

Gerv pic!