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mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

Amazing how often I get sucked out on the river. Just fucking amazing how often I get sucked out on. Seriously trapping people than getting fucked. I love how it always a one way deal like oh shit he seriously pulled a 4 outer ,but I can't fucking make a flush in 2200 hands.

Its just lovely to always run like shit than get sucked out on when I finally am able to actually be in a good position catch with donk jack shit oh shit might actually win nope gotta catch outs.


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Saren113
Joined: 06.03.2009

Maybe you should start to play your hands a little more face up and less fancy plays? I mean fishes will still stack off with top pair.


Never have had an upswing ever. Win the odd hand here and there and/or cash small in tournies. I think I need to go to a site where they teach how to donk. At least that way if I get donked by a donk I may not feel so bad.
I'm very seriously considering packing it all in. It's just not fun anymore, if only I could throttle the donk on the other end instead of reading LOL and another donk saying "nice hand" to the other. I'm just so tired of having to say "not again". They say aggressive play in holdem is rewarded. Not from what I've experienced so far. Guess for some it is better to have interests in other areas, donks are lucky I'm not and they always seem to find me.


staktas
Joined: 28.03.2011

Anyone noticed, that you always get suck out on river, and never on the turn?


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

Its so great I get these donks with 10's,77s I have kk both hands flop nothing scary good vs 10s they bet straight into me get pot committed they only have pair I shove they call get sucked out on river what did i do wrong there. They only had fucking pairs. The guy with the fucking 77 called me preflop oh durp suck out guess i made the wrong choice right.

So sick they play terribly and and i get fucked over just happens to often.


Yoshimitsu77
Joined: 18.09.2010

this has thread of the month potencial


alejandrosh
Joined: 02.07.2008
MrMardyBum
Joined: 14.03.2009

Originally posted by staktas
Anyone noticed, that you always get suck out on river, and never on the turn?

Lies!!!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($20.24)
Hero ($26.66)
UTG ($9.23)
UTG+1 ($10.31)
UTG+2 ($10)
CO ($4.75)
BTN ($9.84)

Dealt to Hero A♣ A♥

UTG raises to $0.40, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $1.30, UTG raises to $3, Hero raises to $26.66 (AI), UTG calls $6.23 (AI)

FLOP ($18.51) 4♠ 6♥ Q♠

TURN ($18.51) 4♠ 6♥ Q♠ K♦

RIVER ($18.51) 4♠ 6♥ Q♠ K♦ 5♠

Hero shows A♣ A♥
(Pre 83%, Flop 91.6%, Turn 4.5%)

UTG shows K♥ K♣
(Pre 17%, Flop 8.4%, Turn 95.5%)

UTG wins $17.59


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

Wow just had the most amazing suck out guy called me with aj off suite all in preflop vs my aa he hits a 4 card flush so fun always luck out on me. Such a fucking joke god I love poker you know always the most retarded suckouts god I wish I could play like shit and always suck people out.


MrMardyBum
Joined: 14.03.2009

Originally posted by mute20
Wow just had the most amazing suck out guy called me with aj off suite all in preflop vs my aa he hits a 4 card flush so fun always luck out on me. Such a fucking joke god I love poker you know always the most retarded suckouts god I wish I could play like shit and always suck people out.

It happens. Not meaning to sound harsh but you either need to deal with it or quit, because playing with the mindset that all the donks are getting lucky and I wish that was me, is just going to lose you money in the end.

Take a break and return with a better attitude focusing on playing the correct way and knowing that in the long run you will turn a profit. Or carry on and end up tilting off your roll.


MrMardyBum
Joined: 14.03.2009

Originally posted by Saren113
Maybe you should start to play your hands a little more face up and less fancy plays? I mean fishes will still stack off with top pair.

Is also good advice imo. :)


dariusgeorgel
Joined: 10.11.2010

Hand#2586014337000790 - Paris 14337 -- $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em -- 2011/05/05 - 14:41:24
Seat 1: lieg1 ($2.10 in chips) DEALER
Seat 2: SickMuse ($7.05 in chips)
Seat 3: EvgP
3 ($4 in chips)
Seat 4: pugg4 ($7.34 in chips)
Seat 5: Olli
5 ($10 in chips)
Seat 8: FOlg8 ($16.07 in chips)
Seat 9: xmod
9 ($12.57 in chips)
Seat 10: zb1510 ($10.60 in chips)
SickMuse: posts small blind $0.05
EvgP
3: posts big blind $0.10
Dealt to SickMuse [As,Qh]
pugg4: folds
Olli
5: calls $0.10
xmod9: folds
zb15
10: calls $0.10
lieg1: folds
SickMuse: raises to $0.50
EvgP
3: folds
Olli5: folds
zb15
10: calls $0.40
FLOP [Jd,6c,Qd]
SickMuse: bets $0.90
zb1510: calls $0.90
TURN [7c]
SickMuse: bets $2.40
zb15
10: calls $2.40
RIVER [5d]
SickMuse: checks
zb1510: is all in $6.80
SickMuse: is all in $3.25
zb15
10: returns uncalled bet $3.55
SickMuse: shows [As Qh]
zb1510: shows [4c 8c]
SHOW DOWN
zb15
10 wins $13.35 with Straight Eight high

Hand#2586014337000798 - Paris 14337 -- $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em -- 2011/05/05 - 14:49:21
Seat 1: lieg1 ($2.95 in chips) DEALER
Seat 2: SickMuse ($8.35 in chips)
Seat 3: EvgP
3 ($3.70 in chips)
Seat 4: pugg4 ($6.84 in chips)
Seat 5: Olli
5 ($10.81 in chips)
Seat 7: tore7 ($3 in chips)
Seat 8: FOlg
8 ($15.57 in chips)
Seat 9: xmod9 ($15.27 in chips)
Seat 10: zb15
10 ($9.54 in chips)
SickMuse: posts small blind $0.05
EvgP3: posts big blind $0.10
Dealt to SickMuse [8d,8c]
pugg
4: calls $0.10
Olli5: folds
FOlg
8: folds
xmod9: folds
zb15
10: calls $0.10
lieg1: folds
SickMuse: raises to $0.50
EvgP
3: folds
pugg4: folds
zb15
10: calls $0.40
FLOP [7c,Kh,6h]
SickMuse: bets $0.90
zb1510: calls $0.90
TURN [5c]
SickMuse: bets $2.60
zb15
10: calls $2.60
RIVER [3h]
SickMuse: is all in $4.35
zb1510: calls $4.35
SickMuse: shows [8d 8c]
zb15
10: shows [6d 4c]
SHOW DOWN
zb1510 wins $15.78 with Straight Seven high

This guy was unbelievable. But a few hands later got a 26$ pot from him and another guy, so was kinda alright.

Hand#2586014337000813 - Paris 14337 -- $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em -- 2011/05/05 - 15:04:37
Seat 1: lieg1 ($6.67 in chips)
Seat 2: SickMuse ($12.12 in chips)
Seat 3: EvgP3 ($4 in chips)
Seat 4: pugg
4 ($3.39 in chips)
Seat 5: Olli5 ($10.51 in chips)
Seat 7: tore
7 ($3.15 in chips)
Seat 8: dlv78 ($5.15 in chips)
Seat 9: xmod
9 ($12.11 in chips)
Seat 10: zb1510 ($16.53 in chips) DEALER
lieg
1: posts small blind $0.05
SickMuse: posts big blind $0.10
Dealt to SickMuse [Td,Ts]
EvgP3: raises to $0.30
pugg
4: folds
Olli5: folds
tore
7: is all in $3.15
dlv78: folds
xmod
9: folds
zb1510: calls $3.15
lieg
1: folds
SickMuse: is all in $12.02
EvgP3: folds
zb15
10: calls $8.97
SickMuse: shows [Td Ts]
tore7: shows [Ad Ks]
zb15
10: shows [9h Js]
FLOP [9s,8c,Jd]
TURN [Qh]
RIVER [4s]
SHOW DOWN
SickMuse wins $16.75 with Straight Queen high
SHOW DOWN
SickMuse wins $9.15 with Straight Queen high


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

Lol had another great session fucking a donk called both my all ins pre flop

aa vs k10 suited hits flush
kk vs 9/10 non suited makes straight

same donk amazing play thx full tilt for awesome suck outs.


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

aa vs kk all in pre flop again guess who got sucked out

So rediclious god fucking magicians donks love it they always call me with this shit and always catch fucking outs god I play like 10k hands 2 days get sucked out in great position than these donks always catch the fucking outs.


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Had another donk call me ak vs 1010 flop ace he bets call turn nothing he raises I shove he calls gets a 10 on river. Fuck my life lollll this shit is amazing seriously I played so solidly today and lose these hands to this fucking shit calls just fucking amazing. Donks always so lucky god I never pulled a fucking suckout like these so amazing. God I hate poker fucking so bullshit sometimes. I LOVE MAKING GREAT READS AND ALWAYS GETTING PUNISHED SO OFTEN ITS JUST SO GREAT.


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

Just lost with aa twice in a row pre flop again. All in pre flop again vs kk magical k on river durp.

Best hand of the day all in vs q3 he makes 2 pair lolllll


stop crying, we get it ... stop playing if you dont like it ... it happens,
I had 2 weeks when everything was going against me. Suckout after suckout, i was so sick of it (170dollar downswing) Just take a break, nothing is rigged against you... it will get better if you are a good player


mute20
Joined: 13.01.2011

aces vs 10 again sucked out been losing 80% of all ins with a's pre flop lol running so amazing.


Well, I really didn't quit. I changed up. Went to omaha and wow its goin great. Shud have done that a long time ago...no where near the river beats. I'm actually winning money now. Playin the same way I learned how to play holdem here and for me it works for omaha...go figure. The tournies are alot smaller and the payouts are better. They can keep their VIP points show me the money. I'll take that over points any day.
And last week I palyed in a stud tourney won a ticket and actually took the tourney down. Guess a change is as good as a rest!


CHARMANDER06
Joined: 06.08.2010

Originally posted by mute20
Amazing how often I get sucked out on the river. Just fucking amazing how often I get sucked out on. Seriously trapping people than getting fucked. I love how it always a one way deal like oh shit he seriously pulled a 4 outer ,but I can't fucking make a flush in 2200 hands.

Its just lovely to always run like shit than get sucked out on when I finally am able to actually be in a good position catch with donk jack shit oh shit might actually win nope gotta catch outs.

Maybe you cant beat poker yet... keep practicing