Originally posted by IngridN
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.Spoiler
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Originally posted by brobz
ingrid this is my facebook status now
thanks lol
no problemo 
Originally posted by brobz
my turn, one i heard when i was real youngA boy one day his brushing his teeth while his Dad is having a shower. The boy sees his dad get out of the shower and asks him
"Dad whats that?" the dad replies
"Son that is just my car" the boy ponders this for a moment then goes on about brushing his teeth.The next day he again is brushing his teeth when his mother this time is having a shower and once again comes out while he is watching,
"Mom what is that? the mom replies
"Oh son, these are my headlights and my garage" the boy again ponders this andd goes on about brushing his teethThat night the boy has a nightmare and sleeps in his parents bed, later on he awakes and screams to his mother
" Mom quick turn your headlights on, Dad is trying to drive his car in my garage"
FYP
SvenBe told this terrible one the other day to FishermansFriend and I...
SvenBe: What do you call a blind deer?
FishermansFriend: A what now?
SvenBe: You know, a deer, who is blind.
Me: Oh noes...i know this one....siiiiigh. *cringe*
SvenBe: No idea!
If you clicked on the previous spoiler, you only have yourselves to blame...I warned you! 
