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The DurrrDoll should come and stay with me because as he always does , I know most of the times when to bluff.I know exactly what his mistakes are , I could turn him in the perfect poker player.That , of course if he won't play with too many needles .U can't bluff needles. Ever. Especially if you`re a doll. And , if he does not succeed in poker he could always become a love doll.He's got the looks !
Ah, those were the good times... Riding along with TonyG, Durrr Doll really had the time of his life… But no one would have been able to foresee such a sudden and tragic end, much less be prepared for it!
For someone who was used to being a high roller, living the good life and doing the great stuff, all of this came as a dreadful turn of events to Durr Doll! Especially since, given the recent events in the poker world, trust levels became so low that, even though dolls can’t sweat, nobody wanted to take up his coaching anymore. If not even the best poker school in the world will give him a job, where oh where can poor Durrrr Doll turn to?
Fear not, little drape-man, for all is not over. The best poker community in the world is to be found alongside the best poker school in the world, and that means you will not be left alone! Already we are rallying to find you a home you can call your own, and soon enough you shall be doing the great stuff, living the good life, and rolling the high rolls (?) once again!
I, therefore, step forth to pledge my allegiance to this cause. I invite you, Durrrrr Doll to my humble home in Portugal, close to the beach and the forest, and I promise to be your new companion for the fun and crazy livin’ it large moments to come! More so, I will take pictures of those awesome moments to prove to everyone in the community how we’ll rule together (maybe start a blog?). And finally, last but not least, if I am chosen to be your new roommate, that means I will finally get to personally ask you how many there “r”s are there in Durrrrrrr.
(Though never before seen here, I have been an active member in the Portuguese community for a while, and I thought that should I win, I’d make the “Durrr Doll blog” there, putting links here on every update, and making them bilingual for English speakers to be able to follow. I am flexible and open to suggestions, though.)
Este boneco com cara de imbecil precisa estar do meu lado, porque eu preciso espancar alguém... quando levo bad beat.
The doll Durrrr should stay with me, because I want to pay a treatment for baldness, because let's combine the poor bald're on ....
Durr Doll should stay with me , because my ex girlfriend, told me after a year, that she left me because (one year ago) she cheated on me, with my best friend.
I didn't want to know that. I guess she told it so her heart would be at piece.
I need new friend, and i think Durr doll would do it.
I think the Doll should come live with me, because I already have a roommate , a gnome named Janko (he comes from Slovenia) that could keep him company. It's a win - win situation 
Janko is really cool, and sweet, is well edicated but has a thing for poker, especially Texas Holdem NL HU... so when I leave, and he misses me, he always logs in to my poker account and just goes mad with MY bankroll! yes, he likes to tilt
So I would aprecciate if you send me Tom, so that they can play with eachother when I won't have the time to entertain them. Janko is also bad at bluffing so Tom coul earn some money AND! By doing this you would also be helping me move up the limits, because I would actually have money on my account when I get home
Tnx , 
The doll should be mine because I am the only one who knows what happened to it - the happy relationship of Tony G and durrdoll ended when Tony found that durrdoll was 13% tighter than optimal. That was when Tony G said to durrdoll, "I don't wanna hang around with you any more. On your bike, you f***ing nit!'
anyone taking this thread/competition seriously is either:
1) desperate (all types of)
2) on a soul-crushing downswing
3) stupid
4) rebecca black fan
5) all of the above ( without number 4 also possible )
Note: the doll is pathetic and creepy.
Originally posted by furculision
Note: the doll is pathetic and creepy.
That's why they called it the durrr doll
Can I add something to my original entry, or will it be disqualified if I were to do so?
Because I just won a PokerStrategy promotion that gives me entry to a live tournament, and I would like to include a nice extra in my entry involving that...
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