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SRBSavic1
Joined: 11.05.2011

I didnt poop for a week now wtf!?!?! its starting to hurt!


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009
SRBSavic1
Joined: 11.05.2011

ok, i'm gonna ask for CALIFORNIA syrup of figs in Serbia.. haha


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GuliverF
Joined: 02.01.2011

jednu bananu šalicu mljeka i malo kisele vode.pa češ da sereš dva dana.
nije to zezancija ali pomaže.
testirano

ajd pa sretno


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SRBSavic1
Joined: 11.05.2011

evo cepam grozdje i mleko a i popio sam neki caj za probavu..

Hvala


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One word... Metamucil


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darkprice
Joined: 20.04.2009

Eat more


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two coffees with milk and that's it xD


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ihufa
Joined: 18.03.2008

call a plumber


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sirilidion
Joined: 15.04.2008

chewing alot of bubblegum in a short period should do the trick


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roopopper
Joined: 31.12.2010

push harder


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Tarhonya
Joined: 18.07.2010

Drink some coffee and some milk.
And maybe eat some fruits too. :f_grin:

You can do it!


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you should see a doctor after three days...

one week is lolwat.

milk and coffee will get rid of the effect,but if it has been one week since,the cause may be serious.

That being said,go to a doctor.


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minimaldisclosure
Joined: 30.03.2010

I was like that once and when I finally managed to go felt like I spent a week in no rules prison, you know when the the inmates ask if your a giver or a taker


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Tarhonya
Joined: 18.07.2010

Originally posted by minimaldisclosure
I was like that once and when I finally managed to go felt like I spent a week in no rules prison, you know when the the inmates ask if your a giver or a taker

Not.


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SRBSavic1
Joined: 11.05.2011

this and roulette
are my most proud threads


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jbpatzer
Joined: 23.11.2009

Originally posted by SRBSavic1
this and roulette
are my most proud threads

I'm glad you posted, because I was going to suggest that you must be dead by now, or at least spherical and nearly dead.


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Tarhonya
Joined: 18.07.2010

Originally posted by SRBSavic1
this and roulette
are my most proud threads

Assuming you got relieved by now, tell us how many courics you produced because you might be the new record holder!
(South Park e11s09 reference).


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SRBSavic1
Joined: 11.05.2011

its about 30 courics now, but i am nurchuring it and have high hopes!

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it wasn't 1 big dump as it was a grind...


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clawindsouza
Joined: 08.12.2009

well next time just eat some spicy indian food;)

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it ll burn if youre stomach is not used to it...haha


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