Make a wish - At a price...

Originally posted by stevegold87
Granted but it would be split screen and on the same computer. (btw you made me stop studying damn you)

I wish I could have 5 gfs

Granted but they all have had male genitalia operations the moment you start dating them.

I wish that my wish comes true but remains only known to me.

Granted! But it has an evil downside which is broadcast on teh interwebz in teh biggest online broadcast ever and inevitably shows you completely naked, and it's obvious it's quite chilly.

I wish the new iPoker format makes the software even slightly more playable (incremental steps FTW).

Granted but only for play money!!

I wish i didnt had to bio brake in middle of my grinding sessions

granted but your grinding sessions will be much shorter.

i wish i had pornographic memory

Originally posted by ilrasso
granted but your grinding sessions will be much shorter.

i wish i had pornographic memory

granted, but you have an erectile disfunction

I wish more would happen in this forum...

Granted but that makes more threads like this

I wish i was a pirate

granted, but you're in a wheelchair

ok, I wish there were more interesting threads here AND that Korn had had his 'service for us residents' page properly translated or edited.

Hey

Originally posted by bratfarrah
granted, but you're in a wheelchair

ok, I wish there were more interesting threads here AND that Korn had had his 'service for us residents' page properly translated or edited.

granted but the germans will take over the forum

i wish i had a cotton candy castle in the sky

Granted but obv you cant stand on a floor made of cotton candy

I wish i was an indestructible cyborg

Granted, but you'd be on the Sun.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted, but you have to be naked.

I wish all this internet bullshit (SOPA, ACTA etc) would F*#& off.

Granted but the world stops producing films, music and art as the ultimate protection against piracy.

I wish Family Guy was actually funny so it didnt piss me off that my wife likes it so much

Granted but it will be the only show that will be available on your screen for the rest of your life.

I wish someone comes up with a cure for every disease known and unknown.

Granted, but than eventually food and water will count as luxuries given the overpopulation.

I wish I could summon fishes to any tables I'm palying at.

well, actually, you already can, just play like a fish and there will be at least 1 fish at the table

but granted, but they would stink like real fishes too

i wish stars gave more RB

Granted, but the software would be like Ipoker.

I wish IngridN would behave more like brafarrah and mercedes

Granted but the behaviour she adopts is not the one you are thinking of.

I wish the derogatory Ingrid jokes would stop.

Originally posted by matel17
Granted but the behaviour she adopts is not the one you are thinking of.

I wish the derogatory Ingrid jokes would stop.

+1

Granted but then we are only left with "where is my $50" threads ♠_mad:

I wish i could do push ups

Granted, to succeed your arms were shortened to 5cm length.

I wish the underwear thread were reopened