Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing -- they fast!
Bonus bad joke:
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out!
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Q: Why did Star Wars episodes 1, 2 and 3 come AFTER episodes 4, 5 & 6?
A: Because head of planning Yoda was
I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC.
My wife thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K.
A man and an elephant are sitting in a turkish bath.
Asks the elephant: "How can you eat with that?"
Johnny asks his father: "Dad, why did you marry mom?"
"Now you see! Even Johnny doesn't understand it."
What did the zero say to the number 8?
Nice belt!
What did the Q say to the letter O?
Quit smoking, didn't you?
"You're good for nothing!"
"Mom, you say that all the time, but guess what ... I won the first price!"
"Well ... Okay ... I'm sorry. I'm so proud girl."
Spoiler
A man carrying a set of booster cables walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
The bartender said, "Ok, I'll serve you, but don't start anything"