Germanys next grindette: Just for fun! (Sit and) go, girl!

Oh boy, what an hour!

One big cooler, lost FH vs quads, then lost a flip while wanting to take out a Villain. Then made a light 4-bet (which was not a really good idea) and jammed into KK. Boom! I was short stack. BUT: Fought my way up and got my stack back. One more kill! Four kills so far. The rest I bluffed back So here we go again with the "old" stack. ♠_ugly:

PokerStars - 700/1400 Ante 175 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 86.47 BB (VPIP: 37.25, PFR: 25.49, 3Bet Preflop: 15.38, Hands: 102)
MP: 31.51 BB (VPIP: 27.72, PFR: 13.86, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 102)
CO: 25.76 BB (VPIP: 27.16, PFR: 20.99, 3Bet Preflop: 12.82, Hands: 83)
BTN: 96.54 BB (VPIP: 34.65, PFR: 16.83, 3Bet Preflop: 6.38, Hands: 102)
SB: 44.97 BB (VPIP: 11.54, PFR: 3.85, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 26)
Hero (BB): 28.31 BB

6 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.25 BB) Hero has T♦ T♣

fold, MP calls 1 BB, CO raises to 3.5 BB, fold, fold, Hero raises to 28.18 BB and is all-in, fold, CO calls 22.14 BB and is all-in

Flop: (53.53 BB, 2 players) 2♠ Q♣ Q♦

Turn: (53.53 BB, 2 players) K♠

River: (53.53 BB, 2 players) A♣

Hero shows T♦ T♣ (Two Pair, Queens and Tens)
(Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
CO shows 9♦ 9♥ (Two Pair, Queens and Nines)
(Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
Hero wins 53.53 BB

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Another cooler and that´s it for me. Bummer!

Well, another cooler:

PokerStars - 800/1600 Ante 200 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 65.71 BB (VPIP: 37.50, PFR: 24.26, 3Bet Preflop: 11.32, Hands: 136)
CO: 70.49 BB (VPIP: 36.59, PFR: 22.50, 3Bet Preflop: 7.69, Hands: 42)
BTN: 104.99 BB (VPIP: 32.00, PFR: 28.00, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 25)
SB: 83.61 BB (VPIP: 35.56, PFR: 17.78, 3Bet Preflop: 4.62, Hands: 136)
BB: 15.5 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
Hero (UTG): 57.35 BB

6 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.25 BB) Hero has A♠ Q♥

Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (6.75 BB, 3 players) A♣ J♣ A♥
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 4.72 BB, SB calls 4.72 BB, fold

Turn: (16.2 BB, 2 players) K♠
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (16.2 BB, 2 players) 9♥
SB bets 14 BB, Hero calls 14 BB

SB shows A♦ K♦ (Full House, Aces full of Kings)
(Pre 76%, Flop 80%, Turn 98%)
Hero mucks A♠ Q♥ (Three of a Kind, Aces)
(Pre 24%, Flop 20%, Turn 2%)
SB wins 44.2 BB

A couple of totally missed flops and then lost Q♣ K♠ vs A♦ 2♠ blind on blind. That was it for me, but the tourney was for free with the K.O.s I could make.

No poker today

Enjoying a day off the tables... ♠_smile:

We sit and go (a little) ...

Nice little session before I will pick out four cards at SCOOP. ♠_smile: But before I wanted to sit and go a bit. Played on Party and Titan today, mainly 9max and 6max turbos from 2€ to 10€ (Party: 5.50 $ 9max). Could win a couple of 6max turbos on Titan, won a 10€, a 5€, two 2€s and placed 2nd in a 5€, won besides some little DONs. On Party I could win a 9max SnG, take a second place and twice 3rd. Altogether could take a nice winning ♠_smile:♠_smile:

Now I´m having some rest until PLO... ♠_smile:

We forum-trolls.....

(c) Harrier88 who did a great job picturing us

The cat is Floxy, eating his Cordon Bleu and having his troll of the year 2018 trophy next to him ♠_love:
The squirrel is Harrier with some exotic cooking (again)
Weeeeell, and who is the cute puppy betting the pot??? ♠_love:

But what would trolls be without a mod? Vorpal, as eagle is watching over us .... ♠_love:

whoa Harrier actually drew that?

Yes, he did! Love it!

Yea it's really cool, very nice work Harrier, actually really love the artstyle too

all the usual suspects in the picture, very nice

Thanks guys! I drew it last night while watching Vorpal's promising Razz-run in the SCOOP on his stream, inspired by Prim's latest post in our favorite thread.

I've been drawing on and off for the last couple of years, but only for myself. Drawing forum-related art was always something I planned to do at one point, but never got around to doing it, so this seemed like a good opportunity.

Glad you guys liked it, I know my art style could use some work in many areas (shading and perspective come to mind), but I'm perfectly pleased with it, considering that I'm only doing it as a hobby. Also, I still need to get the hang of my drawing tablet (I'm using a Huion, which is pretty much a budget alternative to the more common Wacom tablets used by most professional digital artists).

If you don't usually hang around our "I don't care" thread, some of the running gags in this one might be lost on you, but Prim already did a good job explaining most of it. And honestly, many of the reasons for which animal represents whom are pretty random to begin with.

Back to topic: The weekend is approaching, you guys better hide "da pots". ♠_o:

Originally posted by Harrier88

Back to topic: The weekend is approaching, you guys better hide "da pots". ♠_o:

weekend sucks so far. Cash or MTT, constantly running into the nuts

I'm impressed Harrier88
Love the eagle -- complete with the orange glasses!

I'm glad I didn't find a live cam overlooking a vulture's nest!

Originally posted by Harrier88
Thanks guys! I drew it last night while watching Vorpal's promising Razz-run in the SCOOP on his stream, inspired by Prim's latest post in our favorite thread.

It wasn´t only that post, we discussed our favourite animals and the most frequently posted animals earlier in the same thread. Harrier always posts a squirrel, when he wants to change topic or doesn´t like the discussion. Floxy likes cats. I always get a puppy (see earler posts) when I get unlucky in poker and I love dogs. Vorpal loves eagles and big birds.

The Cordon Bleu stands for a shocking moment in the "I don´t care"/Cooking-thread. Harrier revealed that he doesn´t like Cordon Bleu and wants to make a "Jäger Schnitzel" instead. This shocked us all! So Floxy eats Cordon Bleu. He won "troll of the year 2018", so the trophy is beside him.

And I think it´s clear why the Prim-puppy brings "da pot" Of course the Prim-puppy is betting "da pot"

Contrary to popular belief, I don't dislike cordon bleu, I just prefer other meat cutlet variations and find it pretty "meh" in general. My fellow trolls were still not amused.

The squirrel thing started when we almost slipped into a serious discussion on trans rights in our lighthearted IDC-thread, so I posted a random GIF of a waterskiing squirrel to change the topic. I decided to stick with it and posted squirrels whenever a discussion gets too long or goes into a weird direction.

The puppies started with this post about one of Prim's dreams involving black dogs and the discussion that followed. Black puppies (for cuteness sake) and later puppies in general then started to get used as a good luck charm for Prim, especially when she was going through some rough patches. This eventually started to annoy Floxy, revealing his preference for felines.

And Vorpal started showing live streams of an eagle's nest this year on his Twitch stream to help fill the gaps between playable poker hands, which was also once referenced in the IDC-thread.

Did anyone catch the yadi-reference in the cartoon? As much as I avoid this part of the forum, I couldn't help throwing it in.

Originally posted by Harrier88
Did anyone catch the yadi-reference in the cartoon? As much as I avoid this part of the forum, I couldn't help throwing it in. Level infinity was the first thing I noticed in the pic, before any other memes.

Temptation ....

Did a little SnG-session where I was pretty card-dead. Decided to quit the session, had enough, don´t feel like tilting. The weather is beautyful and to be honest: I don´t feel like playing poker at all. Even though I still have to by very careful with sports, a little bit of soft and careful easy cycling is allowed. Oooh, I´m so tempted. Today at 7 p.m. is SCOOP PKO, but ..aaaaw, the weather is just sooo nice..... and I sooo much feel like doing something else away from the tables .... oooh!

Lol yea, that was the first thing I saw as well

Okay, gonna do my hair and then have dinner and then we will see .........

And I still think, you cannot put mushroom-sauce and mushrooms over a good Schnitzel!!!! ♠_evil:♠_evil:♠_evil:

Originally posted by Primrose6789
And I still think, you cannot put mushroom-sauce and mushrooms over a good Schnitzel!!!! ♠_evil:♠_evil:♠_evil:

You can, and you should.

Assuming, of course, you got some decent mushroom-gravy and not that mushroom-cream sauce which many recipe sites try to claim is "Jäger sauce".

You might as well make... I don't know, cordon bleu?

So! That one one the pic is clearly brutal mutilation of a Schnitzel! This should be a crime!